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There is no evidence that dogs exist.
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edit: the suggestion that dogs might not exist triggered me
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Aug 5, 2020 04:39
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Cats eat mice, dogs eat cats, dinosaurs eat dogs, cavemen eat dinosaurs, modern men eat cavemen. Suck on that red rocket, SCIENTISTS!!! 
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Aug 5, 2020 04:40
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Dogs are a kind of small horse
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Aug 5, 2020 04:44
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Dogs can't look up.
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Aug 5, 2020 04:46
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Dogs are the primary source of non-vegetarian rennet.William Henry Hairytaint posted:shut up your avatar rules. this isn't a falsehood or related to dogs, it just does.
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Aug 5, 2020 04:50
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Cease to Hope posted:There is no evidence that dogs exist. The "Beware of Dog" signs people put on their front gate are real world captchas for robo-postmen.
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Aug 5, 2020 04:54
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sorry for being mean dogs who are allowed to browse the internet will invariably look for porn, but their preferences tend towards the tasteful made for women type stuff
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Aug 5, 2020 04:54
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dogs can smell tax evaders but they don't signal it because they're fine with people beating 'the man'
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Aug 5, 2020 04:55
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when your dog is whining at you and you can't figure out what he wants it's because he doesn't want anything, he's just trying to get you to understand that humanity's continued use of nuclear power is what keeps us from being accepted into the galactic community
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Aug 5, 2020 04:57
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Dogs are man's truest enemy, kept close
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Aug 5, 2020 04:58
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They have a corkscrew dick
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Aug 5, 2020 04:58
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if you put fake bunny ears on a dog it WILL hop
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Aug 5, 2020 04:58
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A significant amount of mass in the universe is missing. Dogs are connected to this, but we do not yet understand how.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:01
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Dogs are natural baritones but can be trained sopranos
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Aug 5, 2020 05:01
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dogs frequently try to order gifts for their owners from amazon but none of them have completed a transaction because they don't know the ccv of their credit card (it never occurs to them to look at the back)
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Aug 5, 2020 05:02
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Some dogs have treasure hidden inside their shells
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Aug 5, 2020 05:03
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I am a dog
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Aug 5, 2020 05:03
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A typical camel weighs about half a ton. That's as much as three dogs!
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Aug 5, 2020 05:04
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Dogs did not do 9/11
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Aug 5, 2020 05:05
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Dogs don't love you, they are not your friend. They are master manipulators acting only in their own self interest.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:05
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The dog is the traditional symbol of anarchist labor action.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:07
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there's a dog who lives on a colombian university campus who saw people at a campus snack bar handing over cash for treats so he started buying treats with leaves. What nobody knows is he's actually got a very diverse and strong investment portfolio
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Aug 5, 2020 05:07
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A special dog bred for the purpose casts the tie-breaking vote in a Papal election
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Aug 5, 2020 05:09
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The dog is the state flower of Arizona.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:10
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dogs like it when we try to bark with them but the word 'arf' is actually very offensive. still, they don't hold a grudge against anybody who uses it
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Aug 5, 2020 05:10
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:Dogs don't love you, they are not your friend. They are master manipulators acting only in their own self interest. my dog is a narcissist and I instituted a no-contact rule but he stills barks at me every Christmas
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Aug 5, 2020 05:11
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The "It is Wednesday my dudes" frog is actually a dog.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:11
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dogs aren't permitted to play blackjack in most casinos because they're all savants at card counting
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Aug 5, 2020 05:12
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Dogs invented kung-fu
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Aug 5, 2020 05:14
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Aug 5, 2020 05:16
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Dogs evolved from aliens originally from the planet Kei IX
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Aug 5, 2020 05:18
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dog originally taught humans how to fish
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Aug 5, 2020 05:19
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People think many dogs named "Shilo" are named after the Civil War battle of the same name. That's incorrect. A good dog named Shilo ran between the lines prior to what would have been a devastating event for both armies. Both sides began hooting and cheering as loud as they could for the Good Dog. After several minutes of tactical adventuring, Shilo noticed an interesting bird and left the field. Both commanding officers and their men agreed that Shilo had been a Good Boy, and commemorated the 'Battle' of Shilo by withdrawing peaceably, thinking about what a good dog he'd been.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:19
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the world war 2 panzerschrek was originally supposed to fire dachsunds but they all washed out in basic
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Aug 5, 2020 05:20
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dogs can play many games but they tend to get very irritated if they start losing in Risk
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Aug 5, 2020 05:23
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Dogs can't eat chicken
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Aug 5, 2020 05:25
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Dog is a chemical element with atomic number 26.
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Aug 5, 2020 05:25
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Rick Moranis left the movie industry to become a spaniel.
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all dogs have nightmares about coelacanth but when asked to explain why they're so scared of them they just shake their heads mournfully
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