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Islanders finally making a return to the playoff picture
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Rip my career.
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 03:37 |
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Hockles posted:Comments ... welp. At least you got a Cup, buddy edit: more like ReLindros Toaster Beef fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Sep 8, 2020 |
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End of 2032-33 Regular Season Update Transaction News None Comments Potatoes O'Bourke missed about a month with a concussion It looks like Jørgensen and Max Power are finally going to make the playoffs I think Van Buren (Rocket Richard) will be the only trophy winner this season, maybe McStabson with the Lady Byng too https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 06:16 |
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End of 2032-33 Season Update NHL Playoff Tree NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Tampa Bay Lightning Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Nashville Predators Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Harrison Wotton - New York Islanders Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Harrison Wotton - New York Islanders James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Rasmus Dahlin - Buffalo Sabres Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Nathan MacKinnon - Colorado Avalanche Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Willie Perez - New York Islanders Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Sergey Filatov - Tampa Bay Lightning Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Henry Barney - Nashville Predators William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Henry Barney - Nashville Predators Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Dick Glynnenstein - Boston Bruins Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) John Morrow - Boston Bruins Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Harrison Wotton - New York Islanders Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Soup Van Buren - Pittsburgh Penguins Upcoming Free Agents Phu Barr BOS - Dick Glynnenstein CGY - Jørgen Jørgensen MTL - Charles Dollfan NSH - Alexi Mouskovitch Comments RePrimeau made it back for one playoff game, got re-injured and missed the rest of the playoffs. He may have been needed to help bring the Stars back to back cups Dick Glynnenstein wins the Bill Masterton trophy! Normally that is a "comeback player of the year" type award, but I legitimately have no idea how someone is selected in-game. The only pattern I have noticed is that it is given to defensemen, typically 2nd/3rd pairing players who have poor stats for the season. Congrats, I guess? Now that most players are hitting their 30s, I have to scour the retirements list for any goons that retire https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 22:24 |
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And thus ends Jørgen Jørgensen's playoffless iron-man streak. 838 regular season games before his first post-season appearance. Curse you, Ron Hainsey!
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Hockles posted:Dick Glynnenstein wins the Bill Masterton trophy! Normally that is a "comeback player of the year" type award, but I legitimately have no idea how someone is selected in-game. The only pattern I have noticed is that it is given to defensemen, typically 2nd/3rd pairing players who have poor stats for the season. Congrats, I guess? There's little doubt that, between his back injury and several concussions, Dick has had a bit of a pill problem to overcome.
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2033 Offseason News Notable Retirements Connor McDavid Dylan Larkin Mathew Barzal Bryaden Point Zach Werenski Shea Theodore John Gibson Matt Murray Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/LHEfzP0 Transactions BUF - signed Jørgen Jørgensen to a $37.9mil/4yr contract ($9.485mil per year) CBJ - signed Charles Dollfan to a $26.6mil/4yr contract ($6.655mil per year) MTL - signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $2.05mil/1yr contract VAN - signed Alexi Mouskovitch to a $10.1mil/3yr contract ($3.360mil per year) Phu Barr remains unsigned Contracts ANA - Pierre Delecto has 1 year left on their $23.5mil/3yr contract BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen has 4 years left on their $37.9mil/4yr contract BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke has 1 year left on their $20.4mil/3yr contract CAR - Pebis Bepis has 4 years left on their $35.8mil/5yr contract CAR - Keen Jelly has 1 year left on their $7.8mil/2yr contract CBJ - Charles Dollfan has 4 year left on their $26.6mil/4yr contract CBJ - Aye Donks has 3 years left on their $47.8mil/5yr contract CBJ - Stijn Hort has 5 years left on their $55.7mil/5yr contract DAL - Keith RePrimeau has 2 years left on their $75.7mil/7yr contract EDM - Hockles has 4 years left on their $78.3mil/6yr contract LA -- Stabby McStabson has 2 years left on their $70.3mil/6yr contract MTL - Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $2.05mil/1yr contract NJ -- Prep Hemlock has 4 years left on their $77.8mil/6yr contract NYI - Illusive Wang has 7 years left on their $90.4mil/7yr contract NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr has 2 years left on their $61.2mil/7yr contract NYR - Tom Nook has 5 years left on their $58.6mil/7yr contract PIT - Soup Van Buren has 1 year left on their $105.9mil/7yr contract PIT - Egon Hyundai has 3 years left on their $60.8mil/7yr contract SJ -- Max Power has 1 year left on their $6.2mil/2yr contract STL - Ergo Hogfather has 2 years left on their $26.3mil/4yr contract TOR - DJ Exile has 1 year left on their $64.9mil/7yr contract VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch has 3 years left on their $10.1mil/3yr contract VGK - Adam Banks has 4 years left on their $89.5mil/7y contract WSH - Large Adult Son has 1 year left on their $14.4mil/3yr contract Phu Barr is a free agent Top 10 Salaries #1 -- Rasmus Dahlin (BUF) -- $17.420mil/yr #2 -- Daniel Barnaby (PHI) -- $17.085mil/yr #3 -- Stefan Ohman (NJ) -- $15.360mil/yr #4 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr #5 -- Jake Bean (CAR) -- $14.375mil/yr #6 -- Lucas Brophey (WSH) -- $13.515mil/yr #7 -- Hockles (SEA) -- $13.050mil/yr #8 -- Prep Hemlock (NJ) -- $12.965mil/yr #9 -- Illusive Wang (NYI) -- $12.915mil/yr #10 -- Miro Heiskanen (DAL) -- $12.875mil/yr Top 5 Goalie Salaries #1 -- Henry Barney (NSH) -- $10.180mil/yr #2 -- DJ Exile (TOR) -- $9.265mil/yr #3 -- Viktor Tulupov (ANA) -- $9.240mil/yr #4 -- Mats Forsberg (MIN) -- $8.845mil/yr #5 -- Cam Stevenson Jr (NYI) -- $8.740mil/yr 2033-34 Opening Night Starting Lineups ANA - Pierre Delecto (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen (91 OVR) is the Starting RW BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing CAR - Pebis Bepis (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW CAR - Keen Jelly (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW CBJ - Charles Dollfan (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW CBJ - Aye Donks (85 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW CBJ - Stijn Hort (92 OVR) is the Starting LW DAL - Keith RePrimeau (95 OVR) is the Starting Center EDM - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing LA -- Stabby McStabson (93 OVR) is the Starting Center MTL - Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR) is on the 2nd D Pairing NJ -- Prep Hemlock (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the Starting RW NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr (87 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender NYR - Tom Nook (86 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender PIT - Soup Van Buren (94 OVR) is the Starting LW PIT - Egon Hyundai (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender SJ - Max Power (83 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW STL - Ergo Hogfather (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW TOR - DJ Exile (90 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch (83 OVR) is the 3rd Line RW VGK - Adam Banks (89 OVR) is the Starting RW WSH - Large Adult Son (83 OVR) is a healthy scratch Phu Barr (77 OVR) is a free agent Comments McDavid played 10 more games than Crosby and scored 5 more points Illusive Wang's new contract puts him in the Top 10 highest paid players I wonder how many goals Phu Barr has in his local beer league
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# ? Sep 9, 2020 02:26 |
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Welcome to Lumbus, dollfan! It sucks here and we always lose!
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# ? Sep 9, 2020 02:35 |
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first time in the playoffs and scored 0.69 p/game nice
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buck fuffalo
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quote:WSH - Large Adult Son (83 OVR) is a healthy scratch
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2033-34 All-Star Break Update All-Stars Stabby McStabson (Pacific Division) - 11th selection Keith RePrimeau (Central Division) - 4th selection Soup Van Buren (Metropolitan Division) - 11th selection Cam Stevenson Jr (Metropolitan Division) - 4th selection Tom Nook (Metropolitan Division) - 4th selection Transaction News None Comments Dick Glynnenstein will miss over a month with Post Concussion Syndrome I think Buffalo are just murdering players and winning games by forfeit. https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 02:48 |
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Potatoes and Jørgen are utilizing the underrated "Mutant League Hockey" clause of the NHL rulebook to great effect.
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 02:59 |
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Cocaine Bear posted:Welcome to Lumbus, dollfan! It sucks here and we always lose! hell yeah let's go i got paid and that's good money in ohio buying a speedboat
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 04:55 |
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"Keith, you have to stop hitting people so much. You're prone to concussions. Think about your future." "gently caress you."
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 05:05 |
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Jersey bad, so Prep is just riding the wave in year 3 of his contract.
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 05:27 |
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Pleads posted:Potatoes and Jørgen are utilizing the underrated "Mutant League Hockey" clause of the NHL rulebook to great effect. AI Brian Burke was hired.
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2033-34 Trade Deadline Update Transaction News 2/5/34 CGY gets: Pebis Bepis (84 OVR), 2035 5th Round Pick CAL gets: R. Joslin (81 OVR), T. DeAngelo (81 OVR) 2/20/34 ANA gets: P. Zykov (73 OVR), L. Lawrence (76 OVR), 2034 4th Round Pick DET gets: Pierre Delecto (86 OVR), R. Slegr (77 OVR) 3/1/34 MTL gets: C. Sereda (70 OVR), D. Grier (61 OVR) PHI gets: R. Hintz (82 OVR), F. Arcuri (80 OVR), Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR), 2034 3rd Round Pick Comments Lots of trades this year, its been pretty quiet the past couple years Standings are really weird, each division has like 2-3 really good teams, and then a big drop off I can confirm Pebis Bepis is dressed on his new team, Glynnenstein is still injured for another few weeks https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 11, 2020 02:13 |
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e: nvm season is not over yet DANGIT Go Buffalo
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End of 2033-34 Regular Season Update Transaction News None Comments Buffalo wins the Presidents Trophy A game-created player scored 72 goals, which I think is the most I have seen before from a non-goon. Van Buren will win the Rocket Richard, and that might be it. https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 07:40 |
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I was in my hometown and totally forgot to take a picture of the street named in Soup Van Buren's honor.
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 14:10 |
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Here's a crappy street view picture from Google.
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 14:12 |
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Nocheez posted:Here's a crappy street view picture from Google. Oh hell yes. If he doesnt win a cup I assume they'll change it to Tom Nook Blvd or something
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 19:00 |
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12 years in, in Buffalo of all places, and Jørgen has a career year for goals and points and a President's Trophy
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 19:56 |
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Athanatos posted:Oh hell yes. They don't have money for anything, that street will be Soup's for generations.
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End of 2033-34 Season Update NHL Playoff Tree NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Pittsburgh Penguins Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Nashville Predators Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Mike Guite - New York Rangers Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Mike Guite - New York Rangers James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Rasmus Dahlin - Buffalo Sabres Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) W. Walters - Florida Panthers Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Soup Van Buren - Pittsburgh Penguins Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Henry Barney - Nashville Predators William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Henry Barney - Nashville Predators Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Pierre Delecto - Detroit Red Wings Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Keith RePrimeau - Dallas Stars Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Mike Guite - New York Rangers Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Soup Van Buren - Pittsburgh Penguins Upcoming Free Agents Phu Barr BOS - Dick Glynnenstein BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke CAR - Keen Jelly DET - Pierre Delecto PIT - Soup Van Buren TOR - DJ Exile WSH - Large Adult Son Comments Hyundai and Van Buren lead the Penguins to a Stanley Cup! Van Buren wins the Conn Smythe, in addition to the Rocket Richard McStabson, RePrimeau, and Delecto all come away with some awards too At some point during the season, San Jose re-signed Max Power to a $26.9mil/5yr contract extension ($5.38mil per year) https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 22:18 |
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drat you Van Buren! Alexi almost got a cup this year.
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 23:07 |
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Holy poo poo! Inspired by having a road named after him, Soup finally hoists the Cup. Amazing. Only shoot the puck, all other stats are useless.
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 23:28 |
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The isles will never escape the 2nd round
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 23:39 |
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JawKnee posted:The isles will never escape the 2nd round it hurts
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 03:01 |
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hell yeah max got paid a moderate amount of money
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2034 Offseason News Notable Retirements Jack Eichel David Pastrnak Brock Boeser Aaron Ekblad Travis Konecny Jake Bean Ivan Provorov Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/8s89TaU Transactions BUF - signed Large Adult Son to a $7.35mil/2yr contract ($3.675mil per year) DAL - signed Keen Jelly to a $30.7mil/4yr contract ($7.675mil per year MTL - signed DJ Exile to a $7.67mil/1yr contract TB -- signed Soup Van Buren to a $59mil/4yr contract ($14.75mil per year) VAN - signed Pierre Delecto to a $32.6mil/4yr contract ($8.16mil per year) WSH - signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $5.4mil/2yr contract ($2.71mil per year) Phu Barr remains unsigned BUF - re-signed Potatoes O'Bourke to a $32.1mil/4yr contract ($8.03mil per year) Contracts BUF - Large Adult Son has 2 years left on their $7.35mil/2yr contract BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen has 4 years left on their $37.9mil/4yr contract BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke has 4 year left on their $20.4mil/3yr contract CGY - Pebis Bepis has 3 years left on their $35.8mil/5yr contract CBJ - Charles Dollfan has 3 years left on their $26.6mil/4yr contract CBJ - Aye Donks has 2 years left on their $47.8mil/5yr contract CBJ - Stijn Hort has 4 years left on their $55.7mil/5yr contract DAL - Keith RePrimeau has 1 year left on their $75.7mil/7yr contract DAL - Keen Jelly has 4 years left on their $30.7mil/4yr contract EDM - Hockles has 3 years left on their $78.3mil/6yr contract LA -- Stabby McStabson has 1 year left on their $70.3mil/6yr contract MTL - DJ Exile has 1 year left on their $7.67mil/1yr contract NJ -- Prep Hemlock has 3 years left on their $77.8mil/6yr contract NYI - Illusive Wang has 6 years left on their $90.4mil/7yr contract NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr has 1 year left on their $61.2mil/7yr contract NYR - Tom Nook has 4 years left on their $58.6mil/7yr contract PIT - Egon Hyundai has 2 years left on their $60.8mil/7yr contract SJ -- Max Power has 5 years left on their $26.9mil/5yr contract STL - Ergo Hogfather has 1 year left on their $26.3mil/4yr contract TB - Soup Van Buren has 4 years left on their $59mil/4yr contract VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch has 2 years left on their $10.1mil/3yr contract VAN - Pierre Delecto has 4 years left on their $32.6mil/4yr contract VGK - Adam Banks has 3 years left on their $89.5mil/7y contract WSH - Dick Glynnenstein has 2 years left on their $5.4mil/2yr contract Phu Barr is a free agent Top 10 Salaries #1 -- Rasmus Dahlin (BUF) -- $17.420mil/yr #2 -- Daniel Barnaby (PHI) -- $17.085mil/yr #3 -- Mike Guite (DAL) -- $15.615mil/yr #4 -- Stefan Ohman (NJ) -- $15.360mil/yr #5 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr #6 -- Adam Banks (VGK) -- $14.515mil/yr #7 -- Lucas Brophey (WSH) -- $13.515mil/yr #8 -- Kaiden Lutzer (CAR) -- $13.480mil/yr #9 -- Ulf Stromberg (CAR) -- $13.375mil/yr #10 - Desmond MacAulay -- $13.180mil/yr Top 5 Goalie Salaries #1 -- Carter Hart (PHI) -- $10.190mil/yr #2 -- Henry Barney (NSH) -- $10.180mil/yr #3 -- Viktor Tulupov (SD) -- $9.240mil/yr #4 -- Mats Forsberg (MIN) -- $8.845mil/yr #5 -- Cam Stevenson Jr (NYI) -- $8.740mil/yr 2034-35 Opening Night Starting Lineups BUF - Large Adult Son (82 OVR) is the 3rd Line LW BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen (92 OVR) is the Starting RW BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing CGY - Pebis Bepis (81 OVR) is the 3rd Line LW CBJ - Charles Dollfan (85 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW CBJ - Aye Donks (83 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW CBJ - Stijn Hort (91 OVR) is the Starting LW DAL - Keith RePrimeau (96 OVR) is the Starting Center DAL - Keen Jelly (84 OVR) is the 3rd Line RW EDM - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing LA -- Stabby McStabson (93 OVR) is the Starting Center MTL - DJ Exile (88 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender NJ -- Prep Hemlock (80 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the Starting RW NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr (87 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender NYR - Tom Nook (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender PIT - Egon Hyundai (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender SJ -- Max Power (84 OVR) is the 3rd Line RW STL - Ergo Hogfather (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW TB -- Soup Van Buren (94 OVR) is the Starting LW VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch (83 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW VAN - Pierre Delecto (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing VGK - Adam Banks (90 OVR) is the Starting RW WSH - Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR) is on the 2nd D Pairing Phu Barr (77 OVR) is a free agent Comments The salary cap is about $111mil for each team, so contracts are going up I never got any notification for it, and he didn't sign a new contract, but Adam Banks got a raise. Viktor Tulupov (the 3rd highest paid goalie), is 80 OVR and is in the AHL DJ Exile is 88 OVR, but is currently listed as the backup behind an 86 OVR goalie, so dunno exactly how playing time will get sorted Large Adult Son joined Potatoes and Jørgensen in Buffalo
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 04:03 |
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Large Adult Son we're gonna need to see more grit and truculence out of you if you want to fit in to the culture we've built in Buffalo. See that linesman? Go fight him.
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2034-35 All-Star Break Update All-Stars Stabby McStabson (Pacific Division) - 12th selection Hockles (Pacific Division) - 9th selection Keith RePrimeau (Central Division) - 5th selection Soup Van Buren (Atlantic Division) - 12th selection Aye Donks (Metropolitan Division) - 1st selection Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 7th selection Egon Hyundai (Metropolitan Division) - 5th selection Transaction News None Comments A few guys missed a few games each with minor injuries Aye Donks made his first All-Star Game! Buffalo is continuing on with their gameplan https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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2034-35 Trade Deadline Update Transaction News 3/1/35 DAL gets: I. Lundestrom (82 OVR), E. Lajunen (79 OVR), C. Tanaka (77 OVR), 2036 6th Round Pick WPG gets: Keen Jelly (84 OVR), 2035 7th Round Pick, 2036 5th Round Pick LA -- re-signed Stabby McStabson to a $54.4mil/4yr contract extension ($13.61mil per year) Comments Jørgen Jørgensen will miss about a month with an MCL sprain Keen Jelly has a new home A few guys are having their best seasons ever https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 02:29 |
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Hockles posted:A few guys are having their best seasons ever
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End of 2034-35 Regular Season Update Transaction News None Comments Keen Jelly missed a month with a fractured ankle The 3-headed monster in Buffalo crushes their way to another President's Trophy It looks like Donks will finally make the playoffs. Van Buren will win the Rocket Richard, and I'm not sure if anyone will win anything else https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 02:26 |
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game 1, aye donks shatters all of his leg bones
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That's a far more convincing President's Trophy this time around, I'm starting to believe!
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