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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Islanders finally making a return to the playoff picture

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aunt jenkins
Jan 12, 2001

Rip my career.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Hockles posted:

Comments
Keith RePrimeau will miss a couple months with Post Concussion Syndrome

... welp. At least you got a Cup, buddy :(

edit: more like ReLindros :( :( :(

Toaster Beef fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Sep 8, 2020

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2032-33 Regular Season Update










Transaction News
None


Comments
Potatoes O'Bourke missed about a month with a concussion
It looks like Jørgensen and Max Power are finally going to make the playoffs
I think Van Buren (Rocket Richard) will be the only trophy winner this season, maybe McStabson with the Lady Byng too

https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2032-33 Season Update




NHL Playoff Tree





NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
Tampa Bay Lightning

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
Nashville Predators


Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
Harrison Wotton - New York Islanders

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
Harrison Wotton - New York Islanders

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
Rasmus Dahlin - Buffalo Sabres

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
Nathan MacKinnon - Colorado Avalanche

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Willie Perez - New York Islanders

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Sergey Filatov - Tampa Bay Lightning

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
Henry Barney - Nashville Predators

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
Henry Barney - Nashville Predators

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
Dick Glynnenstein - Boston Bruins

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
John Morrow - Boston Bruins

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
Harrison Wotton - New York Islanders

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
Soup Van Buren - Pittsburgh Penguins


Upcoming Free Agents
Phu Barr
BOS - Dick Glynnenstein
CGY - Jørgen Jørgensen
MTL - Charles Dollfan
NSH - Alexi Mouskovitch



Comments
RePrimeau made it back for one playoff game, got re-injured and missed the rest of the playoffs. He may have been needed to help bring the Stars back to back cups
Dick Glynnenstein wins the Bill Masterton trophy! Normally that is a "comeback player of the year" type award, but I legitimately have no idea how someone is selected in-game. The only pattern I have noticed is that it is given to defensemen, typically 2nd/3rd pairing players who have poor stats for the season. Congrats, I guess?
Now that most players are hitting their 30s, I have to scour the retirements list for any goons that retire


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


And thus ends Jørgen Jørgensen's playoffless iron-man streak. 838 regular season games before his first post-season appearance.

Curse you, Ron Hainsey!

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Hockles posted:

Dick Glynnenstein wins the Bill Masterton trophy! Normally that is a "comeback player of the year" type award, but I legitimately have no idea how someone is selected in-game. The only pattern I have noticed is that it is given to defensemen, typically 2nd/3rd pairing players who have poor stats for the season. Congrats, I guess?

There's little doubt that, between his back injury and several concussions, Dick has had a bit of a pill problem to overcome.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2033 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Connor McDavid
Dylan Larkin
Mathew Barzal
Bryaden Point
Zach Werenski
Shea Theodore
John Gibson
Matt Murray

Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/LHEfzP0


Transactions
BUF - signed Jørgen Jørgensen to a $37.9mil/4yr contract ($9.485mil per year)
CBJ - signed Charles Dollfan to a $26.6mil/4yr contract ($6.655mil per year)
MTL - signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $2.05mil/1yr contract
VAN - signed Alexi Mouskovitch to a $10.1mil/3yr contract ($3.360mil per year)
Phu Barr remains unsigned


Contracts
ANA - Pierre Delecto has 1 year left on their $23.5mil/3yr contract
BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen has 4 years left on their $37.9mil/4yr contract
BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke has 1 year left on their $20.4mil/3yr contract
CAR - Pebis Bepis has 4 years left on their $35.8mil/5yr contract
CAR - Keen Jelly has 1 year left on their $7.8mil/2yr contract
CBJ - Charles Dollfan has 4 year left on their $26.6mil/4yr contract
CBJ - Aye Donks has 3 years left on their $47.8mil/5yr contract
CBJ - Stijn Hort has 5 years left on their $55.7mil/5yr contract
DAL - Keith RePrimeau has 2 years left on their $75.7mil/7yr contract
EDM - Hockles has 4 years left on their $78.3mil/6yr contract
LA -- Stabby McStabson has 2 years left on their $70.3mil/6yr contract
MTL - Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $2.05mil/1yr contract
NJ -- Prep Hemlock has 4 years left on their $77.8mil/6yr contract
NYI - Illusive Wang has 7 years left on their $90.4mil/7yr contract
NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr has 2 years left on their $61.2mil/7yr contract
NYR - Tom Nook has 5 years left on their $58.6mil/7yr contract
PIT - Soup Van Buren has 1 year left on their $105.9mil/7yr contract
PIT - Egon Hyundai has 3 years left on their $60.8mil/7yr contract
SJ -- Max Power has 1 year left on their $6.2mil/2yr contract
STL - Ergo Hogfather has 2 years left on their $26.3mil/4yr contract
TOR - DJ Exile has 1 year left on their $64.9mil/7yr contract
VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch has 3 years left on their $10.1mil/3yr contract
VGK - Adam Banks has 4 years left on their $89.5mil/7y contract
WSH - Large Adult Son has 1 year left on their $14.4mil/3yr contract

Phu Barr is a free agent


Top 10 Salaries
#1 -- Rasmus Dahlin (BUF) -- $17.420mil/yr
#2 -- Daniel Barnaby (PHI) -- $17.085mil/yr
#3 -- Stefan Ohman (NJ) -- $15.360mil/yr
#4 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr
#5 -- Jake Bean (CAR) -- $14.375mil/yr
#6 -- Lucas Brophey (WSH) -- $13.515mil/yr
#7 -- Hockles (SEA) -- $13.050mil/yr
#8 -- Prep Hemlock (NJ) -- $12.965mil/yr
#9 -- Illusive Wang (NYI) -- $12.915mil/yr
#10 -- Miro Heiskanen (DAL) -- $12.875mil/yr



Top 5 Goalie Salaries
#1 -- Henry Barney (NSH) -- $10.180mil/yr
#2 -- DJ Exile (TOR) -- $9.265mil/yr
#3 -- Viktor Tulupov (ANA) -- $9.240mil/yr
#4 -- Mats Forsberg (MIN) -- $8.845mil/yr
#5 -- Cam Stevenson Jr (NYI) -- $8.740mil/yr



2033-34 Opening Night Starting Lineups
ANA - Pierre Delecto (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen (91 OVR) is the Starting RW
BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
CAR - Pebis Bepis (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW
CAR - Keen Jelly (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW
CBJ - Charles Dollfan (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW
CBJ - Aye Donks (85 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW
CBJ - Stijn Hort (92 OVR) is the Starting LW
DAL - Keith RePrimeau (95 OVR) is the Starting Center
EDM - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
LA -- Stabby McStabson (93 OVR) is the Starting Center
MTL - Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR) is on the 2nd D Pairing
NJ -- Prep Hemlock (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW
NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the Starting RW
NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr (87 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
NYR - Tom Nook (86 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
PIT - Soup Van Buren (94 OVR) is the Starting LW
PIT - Egon Hyundai (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
SJ - Max Power (83 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW
STL - Ergo Hogfather (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW
TOR - DJ Exile (90 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch (83 OVR) is the 3rd Line RW
VGK - Adam Banks (89 OVR) is the Starting RW
WSH - Large Adult Son (83 OVR) is a healthy scratch

Phu Barr (77 OVR) is a free agent


Comments
McDavid played 10 more games than Crosby and scored 5 more points
Illusive Wang's new contract puts him in the Top 10 highest paid players
I wonder how many goals Phu Barr has in his local beer league

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Welcome to Lumbus, dollfan! It sucks here and we always lose!

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
first time in the playoffs and scored 0.69 p/game

nice

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


buck fuffalo

aunt jenkins
Jan 12, 2001

quote:

WSH - Large Adult Son (83 OVR) is a healthy scratch

:ohdear:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2033-34 All-Star Break Update









All-Stars
Stabby McStabson (Pacific Division) - 11th selection
Keith RePrimeau (Central Division) - 4th selection
Soup Van Buren (Metropolitan Division) - 11th selection
Cam Stevenson Jr (Metropolitan Division) - 4th selection
Tom Nook (Metropolitan Division) - 4th selection


Transaction News
None


Comments
Dick Glynnenstein will miss over a month with Post Concussion Syndrome
I think Buffalo are just murdering players and winning games by forfeit.


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Potatoes and Jørgen are utilizing the underrated "Mutant League Hockey" clause of the NHL rulebook to great effect.

sellouts
Apr 23, 2003

Cocaine Bear posted:

Welcome to Lumbus, dollfan! It sucks here and we always lose!

hell yeah let's go i got paid and that's good money in ohio

buying a speedboat

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
"Keith, you have to stop hitting people so much. You're prone to concussions. Think about your future."

"gently caress you."

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Jersey bad, so Prep is just riding the wave in year 3 of his contract.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Pleads posted:

Potatoes and Jørgen are utilizing the underrated "Mutant League Hockey" clause of the NHL rulebook to great effect.

AI Brian Burke was hired.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2033-34 Trade Deadline Update








Transaction News
2/5/34
CGY gets: Pebis Bepis (84 OVR), 2035 5th Round Pick
CAL gets: R. Joslin (81 OVR), T. DeAngelo (81 OVR)

2/20/34
ANA gets: P. Zykov (73 OVR), L. Lawrence (76 OVR), 2034 4th Round Pick
DET gets: Pierre Delecto (86 OVR), R. Slegr (77 OVR)

3/1/34
MTL gets: C. Sereda (70 OVR), D. Grier (61 OVR)
PHI gets: R. Hintz (82 OVR), F. Arcuri (80 OVR), Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR), 2034 3rd Round Pick


Comments
Lots of trades this year, its been pretty quiet the past couple years
Standings are really weird, each division has like 2-3 really good teams, and then a big drop off
I can confirm Pebis Bepis is dressed on his new team, Glynnenstein is still injured for another few weeks


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


e: nvm season is not over yet DANGIT


Go Buffalo

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2033-34 Regular Season Update








Transaction News
None


Comments
Buffalo wins the Presidents Trophy
A game-created player scored 72 goals, which I think is the most I have seen before from a non-goon.
Van Buren will win the Rocket Richard, and that might be it.


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I was in my hometown and totally forgot to take a picture of the street named in Soup Van Buren's honor.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Here's a crappy street view picture from Google.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Nocheez posted:

Here's a crappy street view picture from Google.



Oh hell yes.


If he doesnt win a cup I assume they'll change it to Tom Nook Blvd or something

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


12 years in, in Buffalo of all places, and Jørgen has a career year for goals and points and a President's Trophy :aaaaa:

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Athanatos posted:

Oh hell yes.


If he doesnt win a cup I assume they'll change it to Tom Nook Blvd or something

They don't have money for anything, that street will be Soup's for generations.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2033-34 Season Update




NHL Playoff Tree





NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
Pittsburgh Penguins

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
Nashville Predators


Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
Mike Guite - New York Rangers

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
Mike Guite - New York Rangers

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
Rasmus Dahlin - Buffalo Sabres

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
W. Walters - Florida Panthers

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Soup Van Buren - Pittsburgh Penguins

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
Henry Barney - Nashville Predators

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
Henry Barney - Nashville Predators

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
Pierre Delecto - Detroit Red Wings

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
Keith RePrimeau - Dallas Stars

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
Mike Guite - New York Rangers

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
Soup Van Buren - Pittsburgh Penguins


Upcoming Free Agents
Phu Barr
BOS - Dick Glynnenstein
BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke
CAR - Keen Jelly
DET - Pierre Delecto
PIT - Soup Van Buren
TOR - DJ Exile
WSH - Large Adult Son


Comments
Hyundai and Van Buren lead the Penguins to a Stanley Cup!
Van Buren wins the Conn Smythe, in addition to the Rocket Richard
McStabson, RePrimeau, and Delecto all come away with some awards too
At some point during the season, San Jose re-signed Max Power to a $26.9mil/5yr contract extension ($5.38mil per year)


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
drat you Van Buren! Alexi almost got a cup this year.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Holy poo poo!

Inspired by having a road named after him, Soup finally hoists the Cup. Amazing.

Only shoot the puck, all other stats are useless.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
The isles will never escape the 2nd round

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

JawKnee posted:

The isles will never escape the 2nd round

:negative: it hurts

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
hell yeah max got paid a moderate amount of money

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2034 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Jack Eichel
David Pastrnak
Brock Boeser
Aaron Ekblad
Travis Konecny
Jake Bean
Ivan Provorov


Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/8s89TaU


Transactions
BUF - signed Large Adult Son to a $7.35mil/2yr contract ($3.675mil per year)
DAL - signed Keen Jelly to a $30.7mil/4yr contract ($7.675mil per year
MTL - signed DJ Exile to a $7.67mil/1yr contract
TB -- signed Soup Van Buren to a $59mil/4yr contract ($14.75mil per year)
VAN - signed Pierre Delecto to a $32.6mil/4yr contract ($8.16mil per year)
WSH - signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $5.4mil/2yr contract ($2.71mil per year)

Phu Barr remains unsigned

BUF - re-signed Potatoes O'Bourke to a $32.1mil/4yr contract ($8.03mil per year)


Contracts
BUF - Large Adult Son has 2 years left on their $7.35mil/2yr contract
BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen has 4 years left on their $37.9mil/4yr contract
BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke has 4 year left on their $20.4mil/3yr contract
CGY - Pebis Bepis has 3 years left on their $35.8mil/5yr contract
CBJ - Charles Dollfan has 3 years left on their $26.6mil/4yr contract
CBJ - Aye Donks has 2 years left on their $47.8mil/5yr contract
CBJ - Stijn Hort has 4 years left on their $55.7mil/5yr contract
DAL - Keith RePrimeau has 1 year left on their $75.7mil/7yr contract
DAL - Keen Jelly has 4 years left on their $30.7mil/4yr contract
EDM - Hockles has 3 years left on their $78.3mil/6yr contract
LA -- Stabby McStabson has 1 year left on their $70.3mil/6yr contract
MTL - DJ Exile has 1 year left on their $7.67mil/1yr contract
NJ -- Prep Hemlock has 3 years left on their $77.8mil/6yr contract
NYI - Illusive Wang has 6 years left on their $90.4mil/7yr contract
NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr has 1 year left on their $61.2mil/7yr contract
NYR - Tom Nook has 4 years left on their $58.6mil/7yr contract
PIT - Egon Hyundai has 2 years left on their $60.8mil/7yr contract
SJ -- Max Power has 5 years left on their $26.9mil/5yr contract
STL - Ergo Hogfather has 1 year left on their $26.3mil/4yr contract
TB - Soup Van Buren has 4 years left on their $59mil/4yr contract
VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch has 2 years left on their $10.1mil/3yr contract
VAN - Pierre Delecto has 4 years left on their $32.6mil/4yr contract
VGK - Adam Banks has 3 years left on their $89.5mil/7y contract
WSH - Dick Glynnenstein has 2 years left on their $5.4mil/2yr contract

Phu Barr is a free agent


Top 10 Salaries
#1 -- Rasmus Dahlin (BUF) -- $17.420mil/yr
#2 -- Daniel Barnaby (PHI) -- $17.085mil/yr
#3 -- Mike Guite (DAL) -- $15.615mil/yr
#4 -- Stefan Ohman (NJ) -- $15.360mil/yr
#5 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr
#6 -- Adam Banks (VGK) -- $14.515mil/yr
#7 -- Lucas Brophey (WSH) -- $13.515mil/yr
#8 -- Kaiden Lutzer (CAR) -- $13.480mil/yr
#9 -- Ulf Stromberg (CAR) -- $13.375mil/yr
#10 - Desmond MacAulay -- $13.180mil/yr

Top 5 Goalie Salaries
#1 -- Carter Hart (PHI) -- $10.190mil/yr
#2 -- Henry Barney (NSH) -- $10.180mil/yr
#3 -- Viktor Tulupov (SD) -- $9.240mil/yr
#4 -- Mats Forsberg (MIN) -- $8.845mil/yr
#5 -- Cam Stevenson Jr (NYI) -- $8.740mil/yr



2034-35 Opening Night Starting Lineups
BUF - Large Adult Son (82 OVR) is the 3rd Line LW
BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen (92 OVR) is the Starting RW
BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
CGY - Pebis Bepis (81 OVR) is the 3rd Line LW
CBJ - Charles Dollfan (85 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW
CBJ - Aye Donks (83 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW
CBJ - Stijn Hort (91 OVR) is the Starting LW
DAL - Keith RePrimeau (96 OVR) is the Starting Center
DAL - Keen Jelly (84 OVR) is the 3rd Line RW
EDM - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
LA -- Stabby McStabson (93 OVR) is the Starting Center
MTL - DJ Exile (88 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
NJ -- Prep Hemlock (80 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW
NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the Starting RW
NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr (87 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
NYR - Tom Nook (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
PIT - Egon Hyundai (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
SJ -- Max Power (84 OVR) is the 3rd Line RW
STL - Ergo Hogfather (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW
TB -- Soup Van Buren (94 OVR) is the Starting LW
VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch (83 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW
VAN - Pierre Delecto (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
VGK - Adam Banks (90 OVR) is the Starting RW
WSH - Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR) is on the 2nd D Pairing

Phu Barr (77 OVR) is a free agent


Comments
The salary cap is about $111mil for each team, so contracts are going up
I never got any notification for it, and he didn't sign a new contract, but Adam Banks got a raise.
Viktor Tulupov (the 3rd highest paid goalie), is 80 OVR and is in the AHL
DJ Exile is 88 OVR, but is currently listed as the backup behind an 86 OVR goalie, so dunno exactly how playing time will get sorted
Large Adult Son joined Potatoes and Jørgensen in Buffalo

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Large Adult Son we're gonna need to see more grit and truculence out of you if you want to fit in to the culture we've built in Buffalo.

See that linesman? Go fight him.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2034-35 All-Star Break Update









All-Stars
Stabby McStabson (Pacific Division) - 12th selection
Hockles (Pacific Division) - 9th selection
Keith RePrimeau (Central Division) - 5th selection
Soup Van Buren (Atlantic Division) - 12th selection
Aye Donks (Metropolitan Division) - 1st selection
Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 7th selection
Egon Hyundai (Metropolitan Division) - 5th selection


Transaction News
None


Comments
A few guys missed a few games each with minor injuries
Aye Donks made his first All-Star Game!
Buffalo is continuing on with their gameplan


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2034-35 Trade Deadline Update









Transaction News
3/1/35
DAL gets: I. Lundestrom (82 OVR), E. Lajunen (79 OVR), C. Tanaka (77 OVR), 2036 6th Round Pick
WPG gets: Keen Jelly (84 OVR), 2035 7th Round Pick, 2036 5th Round Pick

LA -- re-signed Stabby McStabson to a $54.4mil/4yr contract extension ($13.61mil per year)


Comments
Jørgen Jørgensen will miss about a month with an MCL sprain
Keen Jelly has a new home
A few guys are having their best seasons ever


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Hockles posted:

A few guys are having their best seasons ever



:unsmith:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2034-35 Regular Season Update









Transaction News
None


Comments
Keen Jelly missed a month with a fractured ankle
The 3-headed monster in Buffalo crushes their way to another President's Trophy
It looks like Donks will finally make the playoffs.
Van Buren will win the Rocket Richard, and I'm not sure if anyone will win anything else


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



game 1, aye donks shatters all of his leg bones

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


That's a far more convincing President's Trophy this time around, I'm starting to believe!

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