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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2035-36 Season Update




NHL Playoff Tree





NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
Buffalo Sabres

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
Florida Panthers


Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
Illusive Wang - New York Islanders

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
Illusive Wang - New York Islanders

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
Rasmus Dahlin - Buffalo Sabres

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
Brandon Seale - New York Islanders

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Cody Cousins - Chicago Blackhawks

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Tony Schremp - Buffalo Sabres

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
Bill Ashton - Vancouver Canucks

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
G. Mathieu/V. Tulupov - Anaheim Ducks

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
Brent Campbell - San Jose Sharks

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
Keith RePrimeau - Edmonton Oilers

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
Illusive Wang - New York Islanders

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
Soup Van Buren - Tampa Bay Lightning


Upcoming Free Agents
Phu Barr
BOS - Cam Stevenson Jr
BUF - Large Adult Son
CBJ - Aye Donks
MTL - Egon Hyundai
VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch
WSH - Dick Glynnenstein



Comments
Back to Back cups in Buffalo, this time their goalie wins the Conn Smythe
Keith RePrimeau has a pattern of when he wins the Selke Trophy
Will Large Adult Son re-sign with the Buffalo team that brought him 2 more cups, or will he go elsewhere?
Also, other potential free agents
Everyone is between 32-34, so the end is near


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew




:coolfish:

Jørgen a goddamn playoff beast.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Hah, I called the sabres beating the Canucks last year. Turns out I was just premature.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2036 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Rasmus Dahlin
Kailer Yamamoto
Eeli Tolvanen
Robby Fabbri
Matthew Tkachuk
Roope Hintz
Jakob Chychrun
Phu Barr

Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/JNvrp6C


Transactions
BUF - re-signed Large Adult Son to a $20.3mil/3yr contract ($6.765mil per year)
MTL - re-signed Egon Hyundai to a $4.25mil/1yr contract

PIT - signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $1.85mil/1yr contract
STL - signed Cam Stevenson Jr to a $15.24mil/2yr contract ($7.62mil per year)
TOR - signed Aye Donks to a $4.265mil/1yr contract
TOR - signed Alexi Mouskovitch to a $13.76mil/2yr contract ($6.88mil per year)

7/22/36
BUF gets: 2037 1st Round Pick, a prospect
TB gets: Large Adult Son (85 OVR), 2038 3rd Round Pick

8/21/36
NJ gets: T. Hahl (81 OVR), Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR)
PIT gets: K. Derksen (68 OVR), 2037 3rd Round Pick


Contracts
BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen has 1 year left on their $37.9mil/4yr contract
BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke has 2 years left on their $20.4mil/3yr contract
CGY - Pebis Bepis has 1 years left on their $35.8mil/5yr contract
CHI - DJ Exile has 2 years left on their $24.8mil/3yr contract
CBJ - Charles Dollfan has 1 year left on their $26.6mil/4yr contract
CBJ - Stijn Hort has 2 years left on their $55.7mil/5yr contract
EDM - Keith RePrimeau has 2 years left on their $41.3mil/3yr contract
EDM - Hockles has 1 year left on their $78.3mil/6yr contract
LA -- Stabby McStabson has 3 years left on their $54.4mil/4yr contract
MIN - Ergo Hogfather has 3 years left on their $41.3mil/4yr contract
MTL - Egon Hyundai has 1 year left on their $4.25mil/1yr contract
NJ -- Prep Hemlock has 1 year left on their $77.8mil/6yr contract
NJ -- Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $1.85mil/1yr contract
NYI - Illusive Wang has 4 years left on their $90.4mil/7yr contract
NYR - Tom Nook has 2 years left on their $58.6mil/7yr contract
SJ -- Max Power has 3 years left on their $26.9mil/5yr contract
STL - Cam Stevenson Jr has 2 years left on their $15.24mil/2yr contract
TB - Large Adult Son has 3 years left on their $20.3mil/3yr contract
TB - Soup Van Buren has 2 years left on their $59mil/4yr contract
TOR - Aye Donks has 1 year left on their $4.265mil/1yr contract
TOR - Alexi Mouskovitch has 2 years left on their $13.76mil/2yr contract
VAN - Pierre Delecto has 2 years left on their $32.6mil/4yr contract
VGK - Adam Banks has 1 year left on their $89.5mil/7y contract
WPG - Keen Jelly has 2 years left on their $30.7mil/4yr contract


Top 10 Salaries
#1 -- Daniel Barnaby (PHI) -- $17.085mil/yr
#2 -- Harrison Wotton (WSH) -- $15.910mil/yr
#3 -- Bobby Rutter (FLA) -- $15.880mil/yr
#4 -- Mike Guite (DAL) -- $15.615mil/yr
#5 -- Stefan Ohman (NJ) -- $15.360mil/yr
#6 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr
#7 -- Collin Hughson (WPG) -- $14.645mil/yr
#8 -- Emmanuel D'Amour (SEA) -- $14.625mil/yr
#9 -- Adam Banks (VGK) -- $14.515mil/yr
#10 - Sheldon Maloney (NYI) -- $14.410mil/yr

Top 5 Goalie Salaries
#1 -- Tom Nook (NYR) -- $9.595mil/yr
#2 -- Dave Watters (CGY) -- $9.450mil/yr
#3 -- Eddie Bews (PIT) -- $9.205mil/yr
#4 -- Maxim Korolyuk (ARZ) -- $8.675mil/yr
#5 -- Clarence Maltby (SJ) -- $8.630mil/yr


2036-37 Opening Night Starting Lineups
BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen (88 OVR) is the Starting RW
BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke (84 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
CGY - Pebis Bepis (78 OVR) is the 3rd Line LW
CHI - DJ Exile (88 OVR) is the Starting? Goaltender
CBJ - Charles Dollfan (82 OVR) is the 4th Line Center
CBJ - Stijn Hort (89 OVR) is the Starting LW
EDM - Keith RePrimeau (96 OVR) is the Starting Center
EDM - Hockles (88 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
LA -- Stabby McStabson (84 OVR) is the Starting RW
MIN - Ergo Hogfather (86 OVR) is the Starting LW
MTL - Egon Hyundai (84 OVR) is the Backup? Goaltender
NJ -- Prep Hemlock (81 OVR) is the 4th Line RW
NJ - Dick Glynnenstein (78 OVR) is on the 3rd D Pairing
NYI - Illusive Wang (90 OVR) is the Starting LW
NYR - Tom Nook (87 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
SJ -- Max Power (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW
STL - Cam Stevenson Jr (87 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
TB - Large Adult Son (85 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW
TB -- Soup Van Buren (89 OVR) is the Starting LW
TOR - Alexi Mouskovitch (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line Center
TOR - Aye Donks (80 OVR) is the 3rd Line LW
VAN - Pierre Delecto (84 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
VGK - Adam Banks (87 OVR) is the Starting LW
WPG - Keen Jelly (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW


Comments
Rasmus Dahlin retires as an 8-time Norris Winner, tied with Bobby Orr for the most ever
The legend of Phu Barr finally comes to an end.
Large Adult Son gets re-signed by Buffalo, and then gets dealt to Tampa a few weeks later
Glynnenstein gets signed by the Pens and then got flipped to New Jersey
Apparently Tom Nook got an under-the-table raise, since I never saw anything about it during the season
The regression has begun.
Exile is the same OVR as the other goalie in CHI, but he is the starter on opening night. He got backup minutes last season.
Hyundai is 84 OVR but listed as the starter on opening night, the backup is 90 OVR. So, Hyundai might only get backup minutes this year

GuavaMoment
Aug 13, 2006

YouTube dude

Hockles posted:

2036 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Phu Barr

Comments
The legend of Phu Barr finally comes to an end.

Ha ha, now? Well what the hell has he been doing the last 5 years then?

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Heck ya Tom Nook, way to be the highest paid goalie! :toot:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

GuavaMoment posted:

Ha ha, now? Well what the hell has he been doing the last 5 years then?

Waiting for a phone call?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Hockles posted:

Large Adult Son gets re-signed by Buffalo, and then gets dealt to Tampa a few weeks later

They hate you. Lets crush them.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Dropped 9 points in 2 years and no longer a center.


Time to get my plane ticket to play in the Spengler Cup

aunt jenkins
Jan 12, 2001

Hell yeah, first goon to 3 cups, my biggest contract yet, got the gently caress out of Buffalo, and get to play with some real talent. :nice:

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

aunt jenkins posted:

...get to play with some real talent. :nice:

Athanatos posted:

They hate you. Lets crush them.

They sure do now with that attitude.

aunt jenkins
Jan 12, 2001

Bradf0rd posted:

They sure do now with that attitude.

To the person reading these posts to Bradford's hotbrained, CTE-riddled rear end: I'm sorry and hope you get a new work-release assignment soon

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Jørgensen, when asked about the recent media spat between teammate Potatoes O'Bourke and the newly-traded Large Adult Son: "¿Whöö?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2036-37 All-Star Break Update









All-Stars
Adam Banks (Pacific Division) - 7th selection
Hockles (Pacific Division) - 11th selection
Cam Stevenson Jr (Central Division) - 5th selection
Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 9th selection



Transaction News
None


Comments
Prep Hemlock missed over a month with Post Concussion Syndrome, and will be out longer still.
A few people missed a week or two with minor injuries
Hyundai is indeed the backup goalie in Montreal

https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
an outrage, i say

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

aunt jenkins posted:

To the person reading these posts to Bradford's hotbrained, CTE-riddled rear end: I'm sorry and hope you get a new work-release assignment soon

I'll have you know, those sure are words.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Hort has exactly 1000 points. And exactly 500 goals and 500 assists. And 100 PPG.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Nooo my streak of all-star games

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Cocaine Bear posted:

Hort has exactly 1000 points. And exactly 500 goals and 500 assists. And 100 PPG.

what the gently caress

102 +/-

Couldn't of -2 somewhere and really made it weird?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Wang is somehow 2nd in career playoff points, and first in goals -- and the Ilses have, I think, never made it beyond the 2nd round

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2036-37 Trade Deadline Update









Transaction News
2/24/37
CHI gets: Stabby McStabson (85 OVR)
LA gets: DJ Exile (88 OVR), 2037 7th Round, a prospect


Comments
Oh hey, a goon for goon trade! Exile will be the starter in LA, McStabson should probably get top line minutes in CHI
Prep Hemlock will be out into May with Post Concussion Syndrome, after presumably getting another concussion in his first game back

https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Literally the top player for close to a decade. Won all the loving trophies and get dumped in a non rebuild

Eat poo poo LA

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



aye donks finally turning into the goal scoring slapshooting machine that was crafted in a russian lab. was he russian. i forget what i made him

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Aye Doc posted:

aye donks finally turning into the goal scoring slapshooting machine that was crafted in a russian lab. was he russian. i forget what i made him

I think he is the Hawaiian Hammer

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2036-37 Regular Season Update









Transaction News
CBJ - re-signed Charles Dollfan to a $4.8mil/1yr contract extension


Comments
Cam Stevenson Jr is a finalist for the Vezina
Illusive Wang will win the Rocket Richard, Hockles should win the Norris, and that may be the only goon skater trophies
McStabson gets the rare 83rd game because of the mid-season trade.
It's looking like Tampa Bay is winning the infamous Adult Son trade

https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2036-37 Season Update




NHL Playoff Tree





NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
Edmonton Oilers

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
Tampa Bay Lightning


Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
Vladimir Afanasenkov - San Jose Sharks

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
Vladimir Afanasenkov - San Jose Sharks

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
Hockles - Edmonton Oilers

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
Adam Banks - Vegas Golden Knights

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Pierre Dagenais - Carolina Hurricanes

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Keith RePrimeau - Edmonton Oilers

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
Clarence Maltby - San Jose Sharks

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
B. Ashton/C. Downey - Vancouver Canucks

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
Cesar Julien - New York Rangers

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
Keith RePrimeau - Edmonton Oilers

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
Vladimir Afanasenkov - San Jose Sharks

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
Illusive Wang - New York Islanders


Upcoming Free Agents
BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen
CGY - Pebis Bepis
EDM - Hockles
MTL - Egon Hyundai
NJ - Prep Hemlock
NJ -- Dick Glynnenstein
TOR - Aye Donks
VGK - Adam Banks



Comments
Keith RePrimeau and Hockles lead the Oilers to the Stanley Cup
RePrimeau wins the Conn Smythe, and also the Selke again
Hockles wins the Norris, Adam Banks wins the Lady Byng, and Illusive Wang gets the Rocket Richard
Will anyone else retire this offseason?


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

aunt jenkins
Jan 12, 2001

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Proof that Large Adult Son is not the reason teams win Cups.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Take THAT Buffalo

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
HAHAAAAA HOCKLES WE DID IT

i TOLD you people

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2037 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Mitchell Marner
Elias Pettersson
Auston Matthews
Miro Heiskanen
Charlie McAvoy
Mikhail Sergachev
Cale Makar
Prep Hemlock
Pebis Bepis
Igor Shesterkin

Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/oyKZUzZ


Transactions
ARZ - signs Jørgen Jørgensen to a $32.9mil/3yr contract ($10.975mil per year)
CGY -- signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $1.665mil/1yr contract
NYI - signed Aye Donks to a $7.19mil/1yr contract
PHI - signed Adam Banks to a $8.215mil/1yr contract

EDM - re-signed Hockles to a $10.225mil/1yr contract
MTL - re-signed Egon Hyundai to a $3.9mil/2yr contract ($1.985mil per year)



Contracts
ARZ - Jørgen Jørgensen has 3 years left on their $32.9mil/3yr contract
BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke has 1 year1 left on their $20.4mil/3yr contract
CGY -- Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $1.665mil/1yr contract
CHI -- Stabby McStabson has 2 years left on their $54.4mil/4yr contract
CBJ - Charles Dollfan has 1 year left on their $4.8mil/1yr contract
CBJ - Stijn Hort has 1 year left on their $55.7mil/5yr contract
EDM - Keith RePrimeau has 1 year left on their $41.3mil/3yr contract
EDM - Hockles has 1 year left on their $10.225mil/1yr contract
LA - DJ Exile has 2 years left on their $24.8mil/3yr contract
MIN - Ergo Hogfather has 2 years left on their $41.3mil/4yr contract
MTL - Egon Hyundai has 1 year left on their $4.25mil/1yr contract
NYI - Aye Donks has 1 year left on their $7.19mil/1yr contract
NYI - Illusive Wang has 3 years left on their $90.4mil/7yr contract
NYR - Tom Nook has 2 years left on their $58.6mil/7yr contract
PHI - Adam Banks has 1 year left on their $8.215mil/1yr contract
SJ -- Max Power has 2 years left on their $26.9mil/5yr contract
STL - Cam Stevenson Jr has 2 years left on their $15.24mil/2yr contract
TB - Large Adult Son has 2 years left on their $20.3mil/3yr contract
TB - Soup Van Buren has 1 year left on their $59mil/4yr contract
TOR - Alexi Mouskovitch has 1 year left on their $13.76mil/2yr contract
VAN - Pierre Delecto has 1 year left on their $32.6mil/4yr contract
WPG - Keen Jelly has 1 year left on their $30.7mil/4yr contract


Top 10 Salaries
#1 -- Daniel Barnaby (PHI) -- $17.085mil/yr
#2 -- Harrison Wotton (WSH) -- $15.910mil/yr
#3 -- Bobby Rutter (FLA) -- $15.880mil/yr
#4 -- Mike Guite (DAL) -- $15.615mil/yr
#5 -- Stefan Ohman (NJ) -- $15.360mil/yr
#6 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr
#7 -- Collin Hughson (WPG) -- $14.645mil/yr
#8 -- Emmanuel D'Amour (SEA) -- $14.625mil/yr
#9 -- Mikhail Perezhogin (DAL) -- $14.505mil/yr
#10 - Connor Bennett (VAN) -- $14.470mil/yr

Top 5 Goalie Salaries
#1 -- Dave Watters (CGY) -- $10.600mil/yr
#2 -- Tom Nook (NYR) -- $10.445mil/yr
#3 -- Eddie Bews (PIT) -- $9.205mil/yr
#4 -- Rudolf Sturm (BUF) -- $8.950mil/yr
#5 -- Maxim Korolyuk (ARZ) -- $8.675mil/yr


2037-38 Opening Night Starting Lineups
ARZ - Jørgen Jørgensen (87 OVR) is the Starting LW
BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke (83 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
CGY - Dick Glynnenstein (77 OVR) is a healthy scratch
CHI -- Stabby McStabson (82 OVR) is the Starting Center
CBJ - Charles Dollfan (83 OVR) is the 4th Line LW
CBJ - Stijn Hort (85 OVR) is the Starting RW
EDM - Keith RePrimeau (95 OVR) is the Starting Center
EDM - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
LA - DJ Exile (86 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
MIN - Ergo Hogfather (82 OVR) is the Starting RW
MTL - Egon Hyundai (82 OVR) is the Backup? Goaltender
NYI - assigned Aye Donks (76 OVR) to Bridgeport (AHL), he is the starting LW
NYI - Illusive Wang (89 OVR) is the Starting LW
NYR - Tom Nook (84 OVR) is the Backup? Goaltender
PHI - Adam Banks (85 OVR) is the Starting RW
SJ -- Max Power (84 OVR) is the Starting RW
STL - Cam Stevenson Jr (87 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender
TB - Large Adult Son (86 OVR) is the Starting LW
TB -- Soup Van Buren (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW
TOR - Alexi Mouskovitch (82 OVR) is the 2nd Line Center
VAN - Pierre Delecto (82 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing
WPG - Keen Jelly (83 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW


Comments
Prep Hemlock and Pebis Bepis have retired
Many players have their contracts expire next season
The game continues to give players phantom raises. I have no idea how/why that happens.
Hyundai is the better OVR goalie, but he is listed as a backup, so he may end up with starter minutes.
Nook is the reverse. Lower OVR, but listed as the starter.
Large Adult Son is a starter!
Donks returns to the AHL. I'm guessing his morale is: Low.

aunt jenkins
Jan 12, 2001

Absolutely wild that my what, 37 year old? rear end is starting over Soup who makes 3x as much and is a career 1.2 points per game player compared to my .5.

Whatever, top line at last :toot:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
max endures and is somehow a top line rw now

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

aunt jenkins posted:

Absolutely wild that my what, 37 year old? rear end is starting over Soup who makes 3x as much and is a career 1.2 points per game player compared to my .5.

Whatever, top line at last :toot:

Got to rest his old bones on the 2nd line. Clearly we were loving done when the Finals hit.

Fresh legs, fresh Cup chances.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



quote:

NYI - Aye Donks has 1 year left on their $7.19mil/1yr contract

huh that's a wild contract

quote:

NYI - assigned Aye Donks (76 OVR) to Bridgeport (AHL), he is the starting LW

wow even wilder! such disrespect for a guy coming off a 48 goal season

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Hort entered the league parked on the top LW slot in in Lumbus and hasn't moved since. His English is getting better and he finally settled down with a 6'4" Olympic power lifter. He's got a daughter and two sons and shows no signs of slowing down.

With one year left on his second big contract he's eyeing one more contract with lumbus or hanging them up on his terms. He could always chase a cup in the twilight of his playing career, but he's settled in and plans on raising his gigantic mixed children in beautiful Columbus (he's from flat, featureless Holland and no one has had the heart to tell him Ohio is awful).

Stjin's career has been a copy of Shane Doan. Hits and fights and puts up solid numbers while never really impressing all that much, he'll finish his career with well over a thousand points and close to 400 fights and zero hardware beyond a token all star nod and one deep run that ended to the leafs in OT game 7 of the conference finals. What could have been...

Easily the best Dutch player of all time, he'll get every Dutch and euro award out there but he's probably got, at best, an outside shot at ever sniffing the hall. Then again, he's still putting up 35 goals and after 15 seasons having only missed a handful of games his entire career.

He's still on the top line, quietly putting in work and making the numbers move. He could have another 5+ seasons of effective hockey or he could fade into the distance and live his post hockey life (which he'll probably spend unsuccessfully trying to promote pickled herring and salty licorice in his corner of America).

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2037-38 All-Star Break Update









All-Stars
Keith RePrimeau (Pacific Division) - 7th selection
DJ Exile (Pacific Division) - 5th selection
Stabby McStabson (Central Division) - 13th selection
Cam Stevenson Jr (Central Division) - 6th selection
Egon Hyundai (Atlantic Division) - 6th selection
Adam Banks (Metropolitan Division) - 8th selection
Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 10th selection



Transaction News
1/11/38 - NYI called up Aye Donks from Bridgeport (AHL)


Comments
We got a spike of All-Stars this year!
Donks looks to be the 3rd Line RW for the Islanders (also he regressed down to 75 OVR). Since he's in the NHL, the stats page I use to see his AHL stats doesn't show his Fights, so I am guesstimating.


https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Toronto, where careers go to die.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Damnit Jørgen, I know you got your rings but think about your scoring legacy. Don't let the Coyotes ruin that.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I feel like Soup should be getting into the All Star Games just on legacy alone.

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