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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Name (First & Last): Keith RePrimeau
Birthday: November 24
Draft Class 1 or 2: 2
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 220
City: Toronto
Country: Canada
Position: Center
Number: 25
Handedness: Right

Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Major Junior

Player Type: Power Forward

Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: It's Keith Primeau. Again.

Toaster Beef fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Aug 5, 2020

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
go go reprimeau

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Hockles posted:

For no reason at all, I went day by day for the finals. They were up 3-0 in the finals too.

that's absolutely loving amazing

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
GO

GO

REPRIMEAU

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

JPrime posted:

hrm, it appears my strategy of "big fat goalie" isn't super successful. can goons washout of the league? :ohdear:

I mean this is an experiment we've all wondered about from time to time, it's important someone bit the bullet and tried it out

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Keith RePrimeau

14 points
18 PIM
35 hits
2 fights

Yesss

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
RePrimeau has decided the most important thing is running the gently caress over people.

I approve.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Second-line center on a mediocre Calgary Flames team: RePrimeau has 'em right where he wants 'em

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
38 points and 118 hits

that's my boy

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
RePrimeau fuckin poo poo UP, what a beautiful darling boy

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
god drat calgary sucks

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Respectable scorer who doled out 173 hits for a middling team.

That's my RePrimeau, baby.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Hell yeah RePrimeau, first line

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
keith reprimeau: so middling as to not even warrant reporting

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
YEAH KEITH

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
god calgary fuckin sucks

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
keith just beating the poo poo out of people so consistently

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
KEITH GOT PAID AND GOT THE gently caress OUT OF CALGARY

YESSSS

BUT HE WENT TO DALLAS

NOOOO

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
keith

keith why dallas, keith

keeeeith

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
What the gently caress happened to Dallas between last year and this year

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
YEAAAAAH KEITH

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Keith RePrimeau has exactly 666 career points, and 250 more hits than the second-most-hittingest Goon.

My man.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
HOLY poo poo HE DID IT

THE CRAZY SON OF A BITCH PULLED IT OFF

GO GO REPRIMEAU

this made my saturday

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Hockles posted:

Comments
Keith RePrimeau will miss a couple months with Post Concussion Syndrome

... welp. At least you got a Cup, buddy :(

edit: more like ReLindros :( :( :(

Toaster Beef fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Sep 8, 2020

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
"Keith, you have to stop hitting people so much. You're prone to concussions. Think about your future."

"gently caress you."

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Keith RePrimeau has more hits than any of you nerds

Edit: and 18 short-handed goals, 10 more than the next goon, wtf

Toaster Beef fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Sep 16, 2020

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
this contract is sealed

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Keith RePrimeau brought Dallas a Cup, and god drat it all he can do it with Edmonton too

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Keith RePrimeau just drags motherfuckers into the playoffs kicking and screaming

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
HAHAAAAA HOCKLES WE DID IT

i TOLD you people

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
God drat, RePrimeau just ... doesn't age

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

JawKnee posted:

RePrimeau is on a god drat tear

He's still rated 95. Dude has never put together the insane numbers of some of his Goon contemporaries but he's got two Cups, landed a bunch of awards, scores like three or four dozen goals a year, and hits everything that loving moves.

He is far, far more successful than his predecessor.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
lol, loving RePrimeau

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Soup. Let's win a loving Cup.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
lol, RePrimeau's G/Gm and A/Gm. Were it not for that broken rib he'd be loving destroying the league this year.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Ahhh gently caress. Oh well. Two Cups, a shitload of awards, more hits than any other Goon, and a surprisingly high number of goals/assists. I'll take it.

Rest well, RePrimeau.

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Athanatos posted:

RePrimeau retired as a 93 overall?

He had another few years in him, IMO, but whatever, dude was a powerhouse

Also thanks a ton for this, Hockles, it has been awesome to follow

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