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glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

Name: Dick Glynnenstein
BD: October 25
Draft Class: 1
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 225
City: Washington, DC
Country: USA
Position: Defense
Number: 23
Handed: Right

Path to the Pros: College

Player Type: Defensive Defenseman

Real Life Counterpart: Brendan Witt - good in traffic

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 04:05

glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

Hockles posted:

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This is kinda amazing because my real-life "serious" hockey career ended when I injured my shoulder in a game against Liberty a million years ago. lol

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 03:25

glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

Glad big Dick Glynnenstein got more minutes on the second pairing. And a positive +/-!!!

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 23:00

glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

Hockles posted:

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Dick Gynnenstein is out for 3 months with a Herniated Disc. His return is expected to be in...

This is another amazing coincidence to go with the Liberty thing. A bad back is the injury that ended by beer league career. Lol

# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 18:05

glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

Hell yeah, finally.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 02:05

glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

Dick's too good for the AHL. 2.77 hits per game!

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 03:33

glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

Pleads posted:

J�rgen J�rgenson is a hell of an enigma.

8 seasons, 20 goals minimum every year, 5 30-goal seasons and 1 40.

And at the same time, at least 18 fights a season (5 seasons with more than 36 fights), almost 1900 penalty minutes in his career (which is 17% of his actual minutes played).

And he's learned to pass! His scoring has been consistent but his point totals are increasing now that he's figured out what an assist is.

In his first season with the Rags he scored 5 more goals and had 15 more points than his last season in Colorado, while also increasing his +/- by 41, all while near-equalling his PIM record and tying his fight record.

What a man.

He's the Dale Hunter for a new era.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:00

glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

So Dick Glynnenstein, who must be like 34 by now, is having a 15 goal career year as a defensive defenseman on the second pairing of the metro 1st Flyers having bounced down to the AHL for three or four other teams? That's some quality doping.

Also, 69 PIMs was probably intentional.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 18:43

glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

Hockles posted:

Dick Glynnenstein wins the Bill Masterton trophy! Normally that is a "comeback player of the year" type award, but I legitimately have no idea how someone is selected in-game. The only pattern I have noticed is that it is given to defensemen, typically 2nd/3rd pairing players who have poor stats for the season. Congrats, I guess?

There's little doubt that, between his back injury and several concussions, Dick has had a bit of a pill problem to overcome.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 23:25

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 04:05

glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

I hope Dick gets another year in the NHL to land with a contender so he can be the old guy without a cup who isn't good at hockey anymore but everyone in the room loves him.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 14:35

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