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kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


or just lmao at the fact that josh4congress raised like a quarter million dollars and got nine hundred sixty nine votes

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kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


[trying to keep my composure as a socialist candidate while doing an interview but my campaign manager hasn't properly scheduled my Sex Appointment with one of my girlfriends that i'm embezzling money to from my campaign] SHut the gently caress up!!!

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was




Smellrose

oh did the butt guy get owned already. the cali butt, not the other one

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


ur in my world now posted:

oh did the butt guy get owned already. the cali butt, not the other one

he hasn't technically lost yet but his whole staff quit and his former campaign manager absolutely ethered him on medium. also he's a sex pest. professional click ---> https://medium.com/@jaspergreywilde...ip-5e71fb89741f

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was




Smellrose

969 votes is some impressive meme accuracy. worth the money imo

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was




Smellrose

kingcobweb posted:

he hasn't technically lost yet but his whole staff quit and his former campaign manager absolutely ethered him on medium. also he's a sex pest. professional click ---> https://medium.com/@jaspergreywilde...ip-5e71fb89741f

"he would be okay with running a campaign not focused on winning". wow, sounds like a great plan to deal with possibly the most thoroughly entrenched human tumor in congress. my wallet!!!

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


ur in my world now posted:

"he would be okay with running a campaign not focused on winning". wow, sounds like a great plan to deal with possibly the most thoroughly entrenched human tumor in congress. my wallet!!!

really wish "hey do you want to win the election" was something we could somehow get an honest answer about before people give a campaign $1000000

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


i still can't help but roll my eyes at the phrase "specialty coffee industry"

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







josh4congress wasn't a gimmick poster?

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Teach me how to Raji


raising 250k to get beat by a literal corpse

https://twitter.com/cryptids_online...2532206592?s=20

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Atrocious Joe posted:

josh4congress wasn't a gimmick poster?

in a way... he was. and by in a way i mean he was.

Judge Dredd Scott
Feb 21, 2020




https://twitter.com/charles_kinbote...018596479631360

who HASN'T been here

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014




joshua4congress did substantially worse than our own Dick Wolf, who got like 2k in donations in total and won 18% of the vote

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.



it's like when i would post in this very forum instead of making calls during call time... but for every person on the campaign, 100% of the time

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014




buttar has always been an obvious grift. running against nancy pelosi in one of the wealthiest, most Lib district in the entire country, cmon

MightyBigMinus
Jan 26, 2020


aww how is dickwolf anything else we can run him for

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

buttar has always been an obvious grift. running against nancy pelosi in one of the wealthiest, most Lib district in the entire country, cmon

but if [completely different and unrelated thing] can happen why not pelosi losing in the primary hmmm???

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


kingcobweb posted:

he hasn't technically lost yet but his whole staff quit and his former campaign manager absolutely ethered him on medium. also he's a sex pest. professional click ---> https://medium.com/@jaspergreywilde...ip-5e71fb89741f

ah jeeze that's all super gross and entirely believable

also I am very sorry to his campaign staff and pretty much everyone else

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

please loving phone bank for and donate to jess

https://www.jessfordelaware.com/volunteer

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/jess-cspam

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.



how does Jess feel about posting on twitter when her campaign manager says she should be knocking doors instead

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

kingcobweb posted:

how does Jess feel about posting on twitter when her campaign manager says she should be knocking doors instead
we actually have to tell her not to do phone banking/canvassing sometimes, and just fundraise because she likes talking to voters so much

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!


kingcobweb posted:

but if [completely different and unrelated thing] can happen why not pelosi losing in the primary hmmm???

I mean it could've happened if we had a giant wave of anti-establishment voters energized by the top of the ticket. Especially since it was a jungle primary thing, so the worst case scenario is "We get Pelosi" instead of "Oh no if you split the vote we might get a Republican ghoul!" but I was also the kind of dumb dumb who canvassed for long shot candidates looking to unseat Anthony Rendon so I'm not the best judge of the possible

Marx Was A Lib
Aug 26, 2004




sorry

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

buttar has always been an obvious grift. running against nancy pelosi in one of the wealthiest, most Lib district in the entire country, cmon

yasha levine got a lot of pushback when he pointed out the guy was a SV techlord

https://twitter.com/yashalevine/sta...461394971148288

https://twitter.com/yashalevine/sta...485562265559040

lmao

Dreylad has issued a correction as of 21:29 on Aug 5, 2020

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Dreylad posted:

yasha levine got a lot of pushback when he pointed out the guy was a SV techlord

https://twitter.com/yashalevine/sta...461394971148288

smacking myself in the head that i never thought to question the EFF's motivations or ideology. thanks for posting this

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001


kingcobweb posted:

smacking myself in the head that i never thought to question the EFF's motivations or ideology. thanks for posting this

It's incredibly difficult to keep track of every affiliation, organization, and what they're about; it's completely understandable.

e-dt
Sep 16, 2019


If you thought Joshua4Congress was bad, you shoulda seen Joshua3Congress!

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!


they'll call the 5th joshua joshua1congress S

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


why i bet joshua5congress could get upwards of 1211 votes

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

2 josh
2 furious

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012




im sorry for donating to buttboy

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

buy some buttons, support a goon




Dreylad posted:

yasha levine got a lot of pushback when he pointed out the guy was a SV techlord

https://twitter.com/yashalevine/sta...461394971148288

https://twitter.com/yashalevine/sta...485562265559040

lmao

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





why would anyone ever support a californian in any endeavor

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.


i think i may have donated to buttar on one of those squad multi-donation things while drunk. i started a butt thread here but it was mostly to post his awful music videos and old paula deen edits

but lol that josh buck to vote ratio

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Stairmaster posted:

im sorry for donating to buttboy

it's okay, can you do penance?

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/jess-cspam

https://www.jessfordelaware.com/volunteer

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!


You should have clapped...

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein...6107309056?s=20

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch



Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

buttar has always been an obvious grift. running against nancy pelosi in one of the wealthiest, most Lib district in the entire country, cmon

otoh people really like contributing to campaigns against high level democratic congress people in blue fortresses (i think wasserman-schultz gets a serious primary challenge every single election cycle ever since tim canova raised a cool 3 million because people were mad at the dnc)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.





Smellrose

1) Who was josh4congress?
2) I never trusted Shadid Buttar because of that manbun.

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010





Grimey Drawer

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

joshua4congress did substantially worse than our own Dick Wolf, who got like 2k in donations in total and won 18% of the vote

I hope he got a nice milf out of that.

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