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TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



Is there anything better, right out of the microwave? It doesn't feel like summer until I'm all full of hot green goop.

What're y'all's favorite summer foods?

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1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Baked Watermelon

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Ice cream soufflé.

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.



Otter pop popsicles, raw

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Gappamooly

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

Strawberries, half-eaten by worms. Dipped in the hot guac of course.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



Internetjack posted:

Strawberries, half-eaten by worms. Dipped in the hot guac of course.

you can hear the worms's little screams as they descend into their delicious fate

Golden Corral Massacre
Sep 8, 2008


Soiled Meat

Body temp cucumber

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



Golden Corral Massacre posted:

Body temp cucumber

recipe?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Gallipoli

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

hot pickles

not spicy hot but temp hot

also sexually

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...








Fun Shoe

I guess people focus too much on the health risks but vaping pizza is the only way for me nowadays.

Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus


Place ripe cucumber under an armpit for 10-15 minutes, until cucumber has reached an internal temperature of at least 98 F.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



how come if I want chunky milk, I have to buy regular milk and make it myself? why don't they just sell the chunky kind? business goons?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

TheAardvark posted:

how come if I want chunky milk, I have to buy regular milk and make it myself? why don't they just sell the chunky kind? business goons?

check this illicit poo poo out

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Basically anything else would be better OP.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



Just puréed some doritos, would go great with that guac.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

I like my guac skin ON please

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Bigchops posted:

Place ripe cucumber under an armpit for 10-15 minutes, until cucumber has reached an internal temperature of at least 98 F.

I prefer using my “natural” pressure cooker; iykwim

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


A baked avocado chip, dipped into a reconstituted slurry of corn masa

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

Brulee grapefruit.

Golden Corral Massacre
Sep 8, 2008


Soiled Meat


Stick it in

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..



Glockamole

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Can I please get one of those short, fat glasses of ice cold baba ghanoush, instead? Thanks.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

also don't make an mXe joke or reference just because I said baba ghanoush ok?

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!


Muldoon

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


Evil Bob posted:

Otter pop popsicles, raw

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



Jalapeñis poppers.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



everyone knows a nice cool salad on a hot summer day is a chance to take a break from a hot stove at dinner time, but an oft forgotten winter warmer is the classic baked salad. just take a caesar salad or equivalent and bake at 400 for a half hour.

if you're feeling really spicy you can try grilling it too, this is an advanced technique tho

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

I actually DO make a grilled caesar salad :/

halve romaine heads lengthwise leaving them attached at the base, brush faces with olive oil, and char for a few seconds on ripping hot grill grate, then drizzle home made dressing, shave cheese, good tomato, croutons, over the halves (or cut if unwieldy). The faces and tips should just barely get charred and the insides still cool. It's real good.

Not as good as twice baked guac, obv. but I can only do so much at once.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Okay, in all seriousness, there was a restaurant in a town I used to live in that halved an avocado, stuffed it w shrimp salad, and broiled it and it was delicious. The Bee’s Knees

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010

What is it with Japan and ridiculous hair colors?



Buglord

How many bees did they have to kill to fill a single avocado worth of knees? No wonder the populations are struggling.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007




This image is making me thirsty

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer


Is that fettuccine Alfredo served in fried chicken? Cause I’d give it a bite

420 20
Apr 21, 2020


1redflag posted:

Baked Watermelon

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

pairs wonderfully with a nice steaming hot bowl of gazpacho

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010


Cold beer, tortilla chips and the most eye watering hot and spicy salsa I can find. This must be consumed outdoors when its baking hot. It's kind of like going to the sauna.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

FYAAAAAD!!!


TheAardvark posted:

how come if I want chunky milk, I have to buy regular milk and make it myself? why don't they just sell the chunky kind? business goons?



DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Bread Liar

Theres a chinese place near my brother that has deep fried pumpkin and it is SO GOOD

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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





Gonna wrap this cold lasagna inside an old tortilla for an amazing Mexican Italian fusion meal.

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