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Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


*cover tbd but prolly will involve a snail in chainmail bikini and like a super cool dragon or something*




preface: notable changes from last edition:
  • bo-pepper character class no longer available
  • updated movement rules for Your Mom type watercraft (p. 69)
  • new faction: trashed crew (p. 420)

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Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


Forward-

"The sweet feet, neat Pete, bouncy bungus zone. This is where all kinds of stuff happens, posts, quoting posts, editing posts, replying to posts, getting your posts replied to. There is no greater variety than this, dog, fam, homie, friend, pal, dude, etc. You've reached the peak buddy, this is the zone, the one and only zone, the greatest zone. When Kanye said don't let me into my zone, friend, this is the zone he spoke of. The forbidden realm, where within its forbidenness the only thing forbid is forbidding posters from having a good time, posting, getting posted at, quoting posts. You won't believe what you've come across. We've got backgrounds that aren't grey, we got dudes with sigs longer than a post about Bayonetta's ladyfeet in Games, we got avatars of guys freaking spinning legs, avatars with freaking hands and eyeballs and avatars with freaking snowglobes that got a little house in em. You've found the gift that is too precious for even Santa to give out. You've found the one egg so chocolatey and delicious that even the Easter Bunny won't willingly poop it on your lawn. When Jesus said this bread is my body and this wine is my blood, he left out that this zone is his soul bro, and even Jesus wouldn't give it away.

You ask what you found bro? Bro you found it, you found what the whole world craves, you found the place where you can just hang out and post also it's getting deleted tomorrow."

Lil Swamp Booger Baby,
Lake Geneva, WI
1972


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you pseudorandom for making my summer sig dreams come true!

Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


This is the best BYOB rulebook update since Edition 42.0. Looking forward to having fun posting with the many enhancements provided as part of this update.


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

**rolls a 20-sided die and smokes it**



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

The_Rob

musicals are garbage

it will have a chapter dedicated to how I’m cool and handsome.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

DSTR is now a playable character.

Holding the Dippy artifact no longer grants automatic success on all saving throws.

The Voice of Labor


waiting for the weed plain compendium and monster manual where it's just all different types of nugs and how to smoke them

Musluk



nut


ButttheShitManFart quest is still available as is. *tears stain the page beside this entry*


god bless the cda

Luvcow




lmao

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



:laughter:


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you pseudorandom for making my summer sig dreams come true!

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


nut posted:

ButttheShitManFart quest is still available as is. *tears stain the page beside this entry*

:tears:


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you pseudorandom for making my summer sig dreams come true!

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Voted 5

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

amazing


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


finally I have enough xp to finish my light gary/ dark gary dual class...

*kangaroo jack steals character sheet leaving me to fume impotently at his antics, throwing my hat in the dirt and stomping angrily*


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you pseudorandom for making my summer sig dreams come true!

Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.



Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

chill touch (weed) has been added to the dankomancer spell list




----------------
Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Purify bong water now affects a larger volume of water.

Slumpy



rolling to chill is customary and largely symbolic, being chill is a state of mind and one that comes easily in byob. rolling a 20 on a chill roll however is usually deemed 'sick' out loud.


SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

How many bulldozers and tractors have been added to the weapons section?

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

How many bulldozers and tractors have been added to the weapons section?

SWR THIS WAS YOUR ASSIGNMENT WE WENT THROUGH THIS IN THE PLANNING CALL!!!

e: sorry that was v. unchill but I was up all night assigning alignments and THACO scores to like 1,000 types of garden buddies, and I am pretty fried right now

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Aug 6, 2020


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you pseudorandom for making my summer sig dreams come true!

Musluk



Wait, THAC0?

I thought you meant tacos, so I wrote 'yes please' under every entry.

Fuuuuck.

Luvcow



Prof. Crocodile posted:

SWR THIS WAS YOUR ASSIGNMENT WE WENT THROUGH THIS IN THE PLANNING CALL!!!

e: sorry that was v. unchill but I was up all night assigning alignments and THACO scores to like 1,000 types of garden buddies, and I am pretty fried right now


Musluk posted:

Wait, THAC0?

I thought you meant tacos, so I wrote 'yes please' under every entry.

Fuuuuck.


lol

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I'll roll perception to try and find out just how sexual this snail with human titties is.

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


Musluk posted:

Wait, THAC0?

I thought you meant tacos, so I wrote 'yes please' under every entry.

Fuuuuck.

really “tacos?” should be a byob stat anyway so no harm done


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you pseudorandom for making my summer sig dreams come true!

Khanstant


i know a great thac0 truck posted up behind this bar in town, their thac0s al pastor are tops!

idiotsavant

i don't care!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'll roll perception to try and find out just how sexual this snail with human titties is.

extremely sexual

idiotsavant

i don't care!
rhonda the snail creature loves to gently caress

City of Glompton




nut posted:

ButttheShitManFart quest is still available as is. *tears stain the page beside this entry*

Ass-penny


My character is proficient in chainmail bikinis.

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Ass-penny


idiotsavant posted:

rhonda the snail creature loves to gently caress

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