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Prof. Crocodile

*cover tbd but prolly will involve a snail in chainmail bikini and like a super cool dragon or something*




preface: notable changes from last edition:
  • bo-pepper character class no longer available
  • updated movement rules for Your Mom type watercraft (p. 69)
  • new faction: trashed crew (p. 420)

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Prof. Crocodile

Forward-

"The sweet feet, neat Pete, bouncy bungus zone. This is where all kinds of stuff happens, posts, quoting posts, editing posts, replying to posts, getting your posts replied to. There is no greater variety than this, dog, fam, homie, friend, pal, dude, etc. You've reached the peak buddy, this is the zone, the one and only zone, the greatest zone. When Kanye said don't let me into my zone, friend, this is the zone he spoke of. The forbidden realm, where within its forbidenness the only thing forbid is forbidding posters from having a good time, posting, getting posted at, quoting posts. You won't believe what you've come across. We've got backgrounds that aren't grey, we got dudes with sigs longer than a post about Bayonetta's ladyfeet in Games, we got avatars of guys freaking spinning legs, avatars with freaking hands and eyeballs and avatars with freaking snowglobes that got a little house in em. You've found the gift that is too precious for even Santa to give out. You've found the one egg so chocolatey and delicious that even the Easter Bunny won't willingly poop it on your lawn. When Jesus said this bread is my body and this wine is my blood, he left out that this zone is his soul bro, and even Jesus wouldn't give it away.

You ask what you found bro? Bro you found it, you found what the whole world craves, you found the place where you can just hang out and post also it's getting deleted tomorrow."

Lil Swamp Booger Baby,
Lake Geneva, WI
1972

Prof. Crocodile


:laughter:

Prof. Crocodile

nut posted:

ButttheShitManFart quest is still available as is. *tears stain the page beside this entry*

:tears:

Prof. Crocodile

finally I have enough xp to finish my light gary/ dark gary dual class...

*kangaroo jack steals character sheet leaving me to fume impotently at his antics, throwing my hat in the dirt and stomping angrily*

Prof. Crocodile

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

How many bulldozers and tractors have been added to the weapons section?

SWR THIS WAS YOUR ASSIGNMENT WE WENT THROUGH THIS IN THE PLANNING CALL!!!

e: sorry that was v. unchill but I was up all night assigning alignments and THACO scores to like 1,000 types of garden buddies, and I am pretty fried right now

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Aug 6, 2020

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Prof. Crocodile

Musluk posted:

Wait, THAC0?

I thought you meant tacos, so I wrote 'yes please' under every entry.

Fuuuuck.

really “tacos?” should be a byob stat anyway so no harm done

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