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I'm like 30,000 feet above ground and I decided to pay for internet. So the next 3 hours I get to tell you guys about my flight right now I'm out of the Jalapeno combos that I brought on board, there's two kids crying behind me, i have no headphones I need to rip a massive fart as I type this up. No snakes, no Samuel L Jackson I might just go ahead and fart AMA about my adventures edit: https://www.flightradar24.com/QXE2695/2523cb72 the flight im on! Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Aug 6, 2020 |
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Why would you fly without headphones?
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Aug 6, 2020 17:34
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Universe Master posted:Why would you fly without headphones? Because my initial connecting flight left at 5 A.M and I woke up at 3 and left them charging on my computer. So these are the consequences I get to deal with. Kid number 2 has joined the party and they are now dueling to see who can be the loudest
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Aug 6, 2020 17:35
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plot twist I'm the plane you're flying on
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Aug 6, 2020 17:35
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low key sex master posted:plot twist I'm the plane you're flying on can you do a barrel roll?
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Aug 6, 2020 17:36
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Can you give details so we can find it on Flightradar24
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Aug 6, 2020 17:37
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Nice and hot piss posted:can you do a barrel roll? I can but people get mad at it because they're all like "oh spilled drinks" and "oh stalled out"  It's pretty annoying tbh
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Aug 6, 2020 17:37
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which airline
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Aug 6, 2020 17:37
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How were the combos, I've never tried that flavour. They're such a disgusting, unappetizing shameful snack. I freakin love em.
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Aug 6, 2020 17:38
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Airplane crashes typically happen within the first 3 minutes of take off and the last 8 mins near landing. The safest place to sit is where the crew sits, facing the opposite way. The safest place to sit in a crash statistically is right above the wing with the next section being further back. Airplane maintenance is often done by the lowest bidder. Most plane crashes are due to pilot error.
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Aug 6, 2020 17:38
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With enough effort we can probably bring it down
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Aug 6, 2020 17:38
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:Can you give details so we can find it on Flight24 I tried to open up the door to see what the tail number was but the flight attendant got mad and told me I couldn't have any more pretzels if I try that again SEA to MCI
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Aug 6, 2020 17:39
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the hell kinda hosed up headphones need charging 
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Aug 6, 2020 17:40
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but seriously planes are really loving cool and you'll be fine. turbulence almost never brings down planes, I think the last one was in like 1966 but current designs and training should prevent it from ever happening again
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Aug 6, 2020 17:40
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SilvergunSuperman posted:How were the combos, I've never tried that flavour. Jalapeno combo's are my third favorite, followed by the Buffalo blue cheese combos and the best being the Honey Mustard. They're so drat delicious. it's a 50/50 chance you'll end up with spicy poops regarding the jalapenos
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Aug 6, 2020 17:40
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What's your seat number also what are you wearing right now?
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Aug 6, 2020 17:40
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open up google maps on your phone so gps can show you where you are in real time write negative reviews about businesses youre 30000 feet above regarding their roofs
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Aug 6, 2020 17:42
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Slumpy posted:but seriously planes are really loving cool and you'll be fine. turbulence almost never brings down planes, I think the last one was in like 1966 but current designs and training should prevent it from ever happening again I did flight nursing for a bit over 2 years and I flew in a King Air 200 and Pilatus PC-12. Even with two emergency landings flying is the loving tits. I miss that job. Technically per FAA regulations I was considered a "flight attendant" as a part of our part 135 flight operation. I should let them know so I can push that beverage cart around.
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Slumpy posted:Airplane crashes typically happen within the first 3 minutes of take off and the last 8 mins near landing. so many accidents happen during the loving parking
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Bronze Fonz posted:What's your seat number also what are you wearing right now? I'm a person who has 2 arms and 2 legs update: I farted second update: i'm on alaska airlines lol Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Aug 6, 2020 |
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Aug 6, 2020 17:42
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Mooey Cow posted:the hell kinda hosed up headphones need charging Cell phone manufacturers removed the standard headphone jack so everyone could buy Bluetooth headphones that are very expensive and require charging. This is an "improvement"
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Aug 6, 2020 17:44
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Nice and hot piss posted:I did flight nursing for a bit over 2 years and I flew in a King Air 200 and Pilatus PC-12. Even with two emergency landings flying is the loving tits. I miss that job. thats loving cool. do you have interest in piloting?
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Aug 6, 2020 17:45
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Universe Master posted:Cell phone manufacturers removed the standard headphone jack so everyone could buy Bluetooth headphones that are very expensive and require charging. This is an "improvement" yeah. I have a pixel and thus no headphone jack. I use jaybird earbuds and they're about 5 ish years old. I need new ones.
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Aug 6, 2020 17:45
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Gay
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Aug 6, 2020 17:46
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God I hate flying so loving much. The incessant whine, the perpetual low-level headache and the never-quite-right feeling in my ears. If I go to hell when I die, it will take the form of a perpetual plane flight.
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Aug 6, 2020 17:46
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update: I took my seatbelt off and since nobody is in my row i have stretched out.
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Aug 6, 2020 17:47
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Nice and hot piss posted:I tried to open up the door to see what the tail number was but the flight attendant got mad and told me I couldn't have any more pretzels if I try that again https://www.flightradar24.com/QXE2695 ?
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Wait there's honey mustard combos?? I have not been living my best life. Universe Master posted:Cell phone manufacturers removed the standard headphone jack so everyone could buy Bluetooth headphones that are very expensive and require charging. This is an "improvement" For some reason having earbuds yanked from my ears via cord summons an extremely primal rage in me so I'm more than happy to pay for cheap bluedio crap.
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Aug 6, 2020 17:48
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bro you're over flaming gorge? is that a WoW expansion?
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Wait there's honey mustard combos?? I have not been living my best life. Yeah! They are the best but I've only found em in a few locations. Central oregon doesn't have as many big gas stations to grab snacks in so I've only found them in the super big stations where they carry more than just cheddar and pizza flavored hey thats me! Holy poo poo there are a ton of planes around, I wonder if I should let the PIC know to watch out for other planes. Defensive flying is the best flying
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Aug 6, 2020 17:50
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it's me i'm the captain don't worry i've got myself completely under control
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Aug 6, 2020 17:51
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Nice and hot piss posted:
if anything its actually way less than usual
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Aug 6, 2020 17:53
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Slumpy posted:bro you're over flaming gorge? is that a WoW expansion? I think so, I'm heading into contested territory since my buddies not able to summon me. Worst Warlock ever
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Aug 6, 2020 17:56
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if u r on the lefthand side you can look up a bit and probably see that 767 otherwise idk what o tell you kiddo
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Aug 6, 2020 18:07
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GolfHole posted:if u r on the lefthand side you can look up a bit and probably see that 767 they just rolled down their window and asked if we had any grey poupon also the crying kid is throwing a massive tantrum now.
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Aug 6, 2020 18:09
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so were just gonna take this guy at his word? That hes on a plane? You're not fooling me OP. Planes aren't real.
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Aug 6, 2020 18:20
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hi guys and i am high on MDMA + comple ENLIGHTENMENT don't worry you're all ready there
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Aug 6, 2020 18:22
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sure okay posted:so were just gonna take this guy at his word? That hes on a plane? I am, and what I can tell you is the earth is absolutely flat.
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Aug 6, 2020 18:24
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How many people on board are masked up
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Pretty good posted:How many people on board are masked up Everyone. Alaska airlines told us that they are pretty much no tolerance on not wearing a mask. So everyone is doing pretty good!
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