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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esTVVjpTzIY i'm the ssexiest girl on the planet (EXCLUDING planet pussy) any1 1nna TOUCH MY
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Hmm. Not bad.
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I strongly suggest you make your way down to the pilots cabin and start shouting
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Slumpy posted:but seriously planes are really loving cool and you'll be fine. turbulence almost never brings down planes, I think the last one was in like 1966 but current designs and training should prevent it from ever happening again this actually makes me feel better because every time I hit moderate turbulence I am convinced it's going to bring down the plane my flight from Tokyo to home was basically one long turbulence ride and it suuuuuuuuuuucked
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also it's actually called pussy planet
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Colonel Cancer posted:I strongly suggest you make your way down to the pilots cabin and start shouting the pilot put the fasten seatbelt sign back up so i'm pretty much stuck in my seat forever  low key sex master posted:this actually makes me feel better because every time I hit moderate turbulence I am convinced it's going to bring down the plane turbulence sucks but aside from being uncomfortable that's about the worst thing that comes of it. The worst turbulence I ever flew in was when we were flying from Las Cruces to Albuquerque after transporting a STEMI patient and the pilot decided to fly right into a loving thunderstorm. We were dropping massive amounts of elevation and we would feel weightless for roughly 1-2 seconds and then slam into our seats. Our medical equipment was tied down but ended up shattering a few vials of meds because of the amount of force that would be exerted on the contents inside the plane. that pilot was a dumbass and I hated flying with him, fortunately he got fired. Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Aug 6, 2020 |
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gently caress double post
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and i'm having fun with my daughter like i always do
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this is a HIJACK no questions asked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2cQvZPX3OY i posted the WRONG video the 1st time lol edit: he looks just like my little bro i fpund out about this guy way back haven't listened since Dr. Heart Collapse fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Aug 6, 2020 |
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I can't remember the last time I flew without eating an edible in the uber on the way and then drink a double at the bar near the gate.
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sure okay posted:I can't remember the last time I flew without eating an edible in the uber on the way and then drink a double at the bar near the gate. oof the last time i had an edible I thought it didn't work after 3 hours so i popped another one. update: kid has stopped crying for about 10 seconds and is listening to baby shark. I feel like i might need to poop but i'm not sure about the toilets integrity with my midwestern bowel.
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simply remove the window by your seat, seat your buttocks in the opening and relax
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movies on a plane = BEST since you're c;oser to the 7th HAVEN i miss spelled heaven bujt i'll roll on
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Mozi posted:simply remove the window by your seat, seat your buttocks in the opening and relax i'm not a scientist but wouldn't my butt get super cold? i think for every 1,000 feet of elevation you lose 1degree celcius of temperature. This rear end does not want frostbite
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i'm posting this video in REMEMBRANCE of my 3 other characters who were in heaven before me mugen, jinn and fuu they were sent back to fight
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Aug 6, 2020 18:50
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You're almost there OP, don't give up now!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIebE72kYs again wrong video lolz
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Evil Bob posted:You're almost there OP, don't give up now! holy poo poo the overweight dude next to me across the aisle just plopped down on his dasani water bottle super hard and crashed into the window. he's rubbing his butt cheek
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low key sex master posted:this actually makes me feel better because every time I hit moderate turbulence I am convinced it's going to bring down the plane yeah i mean we have planes that literally fly into hurricanes now. they're obviously built different but they can withstand a gently caress ton
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beware of the PAT on the back also i'm each and everyone of you's FRIEND https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ_e76mz6Q don't mind me just keep enjoying the thrad
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Look up above about 20 thousand feet there is a google balloon
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stinkypete posted:Look up above about 20 thousand feet there is a google balloon it's an internet balloon but I can't connect to it? I have so many Tik Tok video's I want to download.
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Also flying over Nebraska is kinda lame.
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fake news just checked the wings and they're still attached.
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peace out thread my mom wants me to walk with her to the GROCERY STORE haha never tell a lie and the lie will next next
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Nice and hot piss posted:the pilot put the fasten seatbelt sign back up so i'm pretty much stuck in my seat forever what in the sam hell was he thinking flying straight into a storm?
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Nice and hot piss posted:i'm not a scientist but wouldn't my butt get super cold? i think for every 1,000 feet of elevation you lose 1degree celcius of temperature. you could either apply icy hot liberally to the area first for a pleasant warming sensation or eat a lot of spicy food first
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low key sex master posted:what in the sam hell was he thinking flying straight into a storm? goes back to the issue of pilot error. some pilots can hide their poo poo records. like 2-3 years back there was a cargo plane that nose dived into the ground cuz the pilot was a loving idiot and somehow hid his bad record. he hit the 'go around' switch which gives you a slight nose up attitude (gradual increase, doesn't go much further than put you in a 2000 m / min attitude). Theres a phenomena that fucks with your inner ear and it makes it feel like you're going WAY nose up instead so he pushed down and pushed down way too far and kept feeling 'nose up'. He could've looked at this instrument panel and both seen his attitude, climb, if 'go around' was on, buncha poo poo. flew right into the earf Thats the only scary part of flying, you can get a loving stupid pilot
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low key sex master posted:what in the sam hell was he thinking flying straight into a storm? long story short, we had a mechanical failure with our plane right after takeoff where the flaps on the wings would not slide down. The closest airport with a place to get maintenance done was Albuquerque. He took off and was looking at the storm and turned on the aircraft radar and was like "oh this storm is like right in front of us, i'll deviate to the left. we're flying IFR since it's night next thing you know he goes RIGHT into the loving storm because he put in one of the coordinates wrong on the GPS system. UPDATE!! we're starting descent, I lived, thanks everyone for listening to my ted talk.
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I call bullshit on this thread. Let's look at this logically: OP claims they're "flying on a plane at the moment." Two problems with this: 1) People can't fly. Really surprised no one else noticed this. 2) If you could fly, why would you get on a plane THEN start flying? That's like walking in a taxi. I don't know what game you're trying to play, OP, but we're on to you.
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Post flight report We didn't crash. We are on the way to the gate, Alaska airlines baggage promise means checked bags will be ready in 20 minutes or less. I'm considering taking the seat cushion since it is supposed to be used in case of a water based landing and going floating on the river. Thanks everyone for the good time! I'm gonna go do Midwestern poo poo
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glad ur safe pal enjoy
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Slumpy posted:glad ur safe pal enjoy Thanks! <3
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Is it true all the airport bars and lounges are closed due to covid? Why even fly if that is the case? Hanging out in the airport bars first thing in the morning before your flight, during your hour long layover, etc is pretty much the whole point of flying.
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the end to this story was boring it would've been more interesting if there had been a car chase or drugs bust voted 1
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back in your threads making posts that might make the grade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdYRq8-6kM fair trade
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Strumpie posted:the end to this story was boring it would've been more interesting if there had been a car chase or drugs bust voted 1 The drive home was uneventful but I saw a ton of fat people with guts hanging out beyond their shirt so that was interesting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA it's a kodiac moment
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