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The_Rob: musicals are garbage

mines a freakin bazooka. think twice before messin with me

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:01

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# ? Sep 23, 2020 06:21

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

i have a blessed urumi that i wear aroiund my waste and when I want to, it turns into a chakram and I can throw it

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:11

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

also............ what the hell man, a bazooka? are you sure you can have that as a weapon?

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:11

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

guys can he have a bazooka??

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:12

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

It's a metal sphere that emits a light that makes u temporarily freeze up, and it looks really cool

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:14

The_Rob: musicals are garbage

Plant MONSTER. posted:

guys can he have a bazooka??

what are you gonna try and take it from me? >=)

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:15

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

The_Rob posted:

what are you gonna try and take it from me? >=)

*steals ur bazooka*

*tosses it back n forth to someone else with the_rob in the middle, not able to retrieve his bazooka as we bully and "keep away" his weapon of choice*

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:19

Twenty Four: HAIKOOLIGAN

*glances down* uhh, my fists?

I could go "peruse the arsenal" but I think I have it covered right there.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:21

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

*tosses the bazooka on the other side of the fence, where it lands in Mr. Jenkinson's yard. There's a rumor 'round these parts that Mr. Jenkinson dines solely on pets*

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:21

The_Rob: musicals are garbage

Plant MONSTER. posted:

*tosses the bazooka on the other side of the fence, where it lands in Mr. Jenkinson's yard. There's a rumor 'round these parts that Mr. Jenkinson dines solely on pets*

thanks bro now my moms gotta get me a new Bazooka. way to go dingus.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:23

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

a katar in each hand and before u ask yes I move just like Voldo when angered

sigs by cool guys Zurtilik� and Barking Gecko�

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:25

The_Rob: musicals are garbage

prepuce repurposed posted:

a katar in each hand and before u ask yes I move just like Voldo when angered

that was my next question

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:26

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

crowbar

melee or bust

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:28

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

also i pronounce it "MAY-LAY" is that right or

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:29

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

blaise rascal posted:

It's a metal sphere that emits a light that makes u temporarily freeze up, and it looks really cool

expanding on this idea... while u are paralyzed, I deliver a monologue about how easy it was to defeat u

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:30

Evil Bob: I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

i liek daggers!

DUal dagger wieldin here!

Double back staB!!!

Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:35

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Evil Bob posted:

i liek daggers!

DUal dagger wieldin here!

Double back staB!!!

ok i change my answer: dual crowbars

wwait wait two crowbars, chained together like nunchucks, one in each hand but my hands are also weapons so watch out!

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:38

Evil Bob: I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

Pahilla the Hun posted:

ok i change my answer: dual crowbars

wwait wait two crowbars, chained together like nunchucks, one in each hand but my hands are also weapons so watch out!

Dual daggers seems kinda lame now...

Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:47

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Evil Bob posted:

Dual daggers seems kinda lame now...

FIGHT!

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:48

Evil Bob: I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

Crowbars have slower attack speed due to their weight! You are no match for my lightning quick moves!!

Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:49

The_Rob: musicals are garbage

no one has topped my bazooka.

BLAMMMMOoOoOoOo!!!!!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:52

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

my urumi is like ivys whip and it can turn into a sword. :/

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:58

Musluk

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: It's not as bad as it looks

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh drat!

**sits down in the Comfy Chair**

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:02

Khanstant

the sound of my voice

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: It's not as bad as it looks

Khanstant posted:

the sound of my voice

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:15

nut

cam down the rob who did think u are freaking fatboy slim

god bless the cda

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:17

nut

that being said, I select the elegant candlestick and curtsey

god bless the cda

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:17

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

thinly veiled insults

*sips wine and spills some on blouse*

shut up, aunt Carol you dummy

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:01

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

My "BYOB" weapon? A very comfy pillow with linen case. Why fight when you can rest right?

My weapon weapon? A Remington 870 with #4 frangible shot

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:19

Evil Bob: I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

ooooh i got frost daggers now hahah ur gonna be slowed

Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:31

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

Evil Bob posted:

ooooh i got frost daggers now hahah ur gonna be slowed

owned

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:46

JOHN CENA

my weapon of choice is fire.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:58

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

i have a lot of different weapons now actually.

I have a lute that can fire sonic/aural energy shots when played

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:59

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

JOHN CENA posted:

my weapon of choice is fire.

I'm gonna counter your fire with a big hose!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:15

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Two gold PP7s

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:17

Pissed Ape Sexist

The_Rob posted:

no one has topped my bazooka.

BLAMMMMOoOoOoOo!!!!!!

My brain because I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my huge dick and pendulous balls

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:28

The_Rob: musicals are garbage

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

My brain because I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my huge dick and pendulous balls

I�m holding a magnifying glass up to your crotch and still not seeing anything. I dunno

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:30

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I change my mind, my weapon of choice is this: smilie

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:35

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# ? Sep 23, 2020 06:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

A pen. Slightly mightier than a sword, nowhere near as mighty as a gun.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:39

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