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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > whats your weapon of choice?
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The_Rob

musicals are garbage


 mines a freakin bazooka. think twice before messin with me

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:01
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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


 i have a blessed urumi that i wear aroiund my waste and when I want to, it turns into a chakram and I can throw it


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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:11
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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


 also............ what the hell man, a bazooka? are you sure you can have that as a weapon?


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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:11
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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


 guys can he have a bazooka??


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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:12
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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


 It's a metal sphere that emits a light that makes u temporarily freeze up, and it looks really cool


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:14
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The_Rob

musicals are garbage

Plant MONSTER. posted:

guys can he have a bazooka??

what are you gonna try and take it from me? >=)

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:15
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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

The_Rob posted:

what are you gonna try and take it from me? >=)

*steals ur bazooka*

*tosses it back n forth to someone else with the_rob in the middle, not able to retrieve his bazooka as we bully and "keep away" his weapon of choice*


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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:19
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Twenty Four




 *glances down* uhh, my fists?

I could go "peruse the arsenal" but I think I have it covered right there.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:21
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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


 *tosses the bazooka on the other side of the fence, where it lands in Mr. Jenkinson's yard. There's a rumor 'round these parts that Mr. Jenkinson dines solely on pets*


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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:21
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The_Rob

musicals are garbage

Plant MONSTER. posted:

*tosses the bazooka on the other side of the fence, where it lands in Mr. Jenkinson's yard. There's a rumor 'round these parts that Mr. Jenkinson dines solely on pets*

thanks bro now my moms gotta get me a new Bazooka. way to go dingus.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:23
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prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




a katar in each hand and before u ask yes I move just like Voldo when angered



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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:25
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The_Rob

musicals are garbage

prepuce repurposed posted:

a katar in each hand and before u ask yes I move just like Voldo when angered

that was my next question

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:26
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Pahilla the Hun

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 crowbar

melee or bust


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece
# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:28
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Pahilla the Hun

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 also i pronounce it "MAY-LAY" is that right or


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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:29
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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

blaise rascal posted:

It's a metal sphere that emits a light that makes u temporarily freeze up, and it looks really cool

expanding on this idea... while u are paralyzed, I deliver a monologue about how easy it was to defeat u


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:30
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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


 i liek daggers!

DUal dagger wieldin here!

Double back staB!!!



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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:35
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Pahilla the Hun

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Evil Bob posted:

i liek daggers!

DUal dagger wieldin here!

Double back staB!!!

ok i change my answer: dual crowbars


wwait wait two crowbars, chained together like nunchucks, one in each hand but my hands are also weapons so watch out!


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another Barking Gecko masterpiece
# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:38
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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

Pahilla the Hun posted:

ok i change my answer: dual crowbars


wwait wait two crowbars, chained together like nunchucks, one in each hand but my hands are also weapons so watch out!

Dual daggers seems kinda lame now...



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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:47
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Pahilla the Hun

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Evil Bob posted:

Dual daggers seems kinda lame now...

FIGHT!


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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:48
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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


 Crowbars have slower attack speed due to their weight! You are no match for my lightning quick moves!!



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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:49
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The_Rob

musicals are garbage


 no one has topped my bazooka.


BLAMMMMOoOoOoOo!!!!!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:52
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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


 my urumi is like ivys whip and it can turn into a sword. :/


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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:58
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Musluk



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:00
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Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



 Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh drat!

**sits down in the Comfy Chair**



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# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:02
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Khanstant



 the sound of my voice

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:07
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Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

Khanstant posted:

the sound of my voice



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# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:15
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nut


 cam down the rob who did think u are freaking fatboy slim


# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:17
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nut


 that being said, I select the elegant candlestick and curtsey


# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:17
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Pahilla the Hun

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 thinly veiled insults

*sips wine and spills some on blouse*

shut up, aunt Carol you dummy


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# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:01
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

 My "BYOB" weapon? A very comfy pillow with linen case. Why fight when you can rest right?



My weapon weapon? A Remington 870 with #4 frangible shot



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# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:19
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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


 ooooh i got frost daggers now hahah ur gonna be slowed



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# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:31
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prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




Evil Bob posted:

ooooh i got frost daggers now hahah ur gonna be slowed

owned

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:46
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JOHN CENA


 my weapon of choice is fire.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:58
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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


 i have a lot of different weapons now actually.

I have a lute that can fire sonic/aural energy shots when played


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# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:59
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

JOHN CENA posted:

my weapon of choice is fire.

I'm gonna counter your fire with a big hose!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:15
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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday


 Two gold PP7s

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:17
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Pissed Ape Sexist

The_Rob posted:

no one has topped my bazooka.


BLAMMMMOoOoOoOo!!!!!!

My brain because I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my huge dick and pendulous balls

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:28
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The_Rob

musicals are garbage

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

My brain because I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my huge dick and pendulous balls

I’m holding a magnifying glass up to your crotch and still not seeing anything. I dunno

v v

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:30
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

 I change my mind, my weapon of choice is this: smilie

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:35
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




 A pen. Slightly mightier than a sword, nowhere near as mighty as a gun.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:39
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