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mines a freakin bazooka. think twice before messin with me |
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:42 |
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i have a blessed urumi that i wear aroiund my waste and when I want to, it turns into a chakram and I can throw it
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also............ what the hell man, a bazooka? are you sure you can have that as a weapon?
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guys can he have a bazooka??
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It's a metal sphere that emits a light that makes u temporarily freeze up, and it looks really cool
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Plant MONSTER. posted:guys can he have a bazooka?? what are you gonna try and take it from me? >=) |
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The_Rob posted:what are you gonna try and take it from me? >=) *steals ur bazooka* *tosses it back n forth to someone else with the_rob in the middle, not able to retrieve his bazooka as we bully and "keep away" his weapon of choice*
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*glances down* uhh, my fists? I could go "peruse the arsenal" but I think I have it covered right there.
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*tosses the bazooka on the other side of the fence, where it lands in Mr. Jenkinson's yard. There's a rumor 'round these parts that Mr. Jenkinson dines solely on pets*
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Plant MONSTER. posted:*tosses the bazooka on the other side of the fence, where it lands in Mr. Jenkinson's yard. There's a rumor 'round these parts that Mr. Jenkinson dines solely on pets* thanks bro now my moms gotta get me a new Bazooka. way to go dingus. |
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a katar in each hand and before u ask yes I move just like Voldo when angered
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prepuce repurposed posted:a katar in each hand and before u ask yes I move just like Voldo when angered that was my next question |
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crowbar melee or bust
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also i pronounce it "MAY-LAY" is that right or
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blaise rascal posted:It's a metal sphere that emits a light that makes u temporarily freeze up, and it looks really cool expanding on this idea... while u are paralyzed, I deliver a monologue about how easy it was to defeat u
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i liek daggers! DUal dagger wieldin here! Double back staB!!!
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Evil Bob posted:i liek daggers! ok i change my answer: dual crowbars wwait wait two crowbars, chained together like nunchucks, one in each hand but my hands are also weapons so watch out!
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Pahilla the Hun posted:ok i change my answer: dual crowbars Dual daggers seems kinda lame now...
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Evil Bob posted:Dual daggers seems kinda lame now... FIGHT!
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Crowbars have slower attack speed due to their weight! You are no match for my lightning quick moves!!
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no one has topped my bazooka. BLAMMMMOoOoOoOo!!!!!! |
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my urumi is like ivys whip and it can turn into a sword. :/
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Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh drat! **sits down in the Comfy Chair**
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the sound of my voice
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Khanstant posted:the sound of my voice ![]()
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cam down the rob who did think u are freaking fatboy slim
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that being said, I select the elegant candlestick and curtsey
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thinly veiled insults *sips wine and spills some on blouse* shut up, aunt Carol you dummy
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My "BYOB" weapon? A very comfy pillow with linen case. Why fight when you can rest right? My weapon weapon? A Remington 870 with #4 frangible shot ![]() |
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ooooh i got frost daggers now hahah ur gonna be slowed
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Evil Bob posted:ooooh i got frost daggers now hahah ur gonna be slowed owned |
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my weapon of choice is fire. |
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i have a lot of different weapons now actually. I have a lute that can fire sonic/aural energy shots when played
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JOHN CENA posted:my weapon of choice is fire. I'm gonna counter your fire with a big hose! ![]() |
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Two gold PP7s |
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The_Rob posted:no one has topped my bazooka. My brain because I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my huge dick and pendulous balls |
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:My brain because I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my huge dick and pendulous balls I’m holding a magnifying glass up to your crotch and still not seeing anything. I dunno v ![]() |
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I change my mind, my weapon of choice is this: smilie ![]() |
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:42 |
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A pen. Slightly mightier than a sword, nowhere near as mighty as a gun. |
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