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Dip Viscous



i shid my pants until i smell bad while yelling BAZOOKA

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Pahilla the Hun

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LastGoodBoy posted:

Two gold PP7s

in the Temple


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

Musluk




I have acquired a better weapon than Christopher Walken. He was too hard to carry around without a buddy.

Behold, the badly drawn gun:



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

ASAPRockySituation



I carry around a phone with the Gaming Garbage videos downloaded to ward off predators

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Now when I throw my daggers at you they turn into 3 separate daggers in mid air and reappear in my hand when they strike any surface (which will be you because i never miss!!)


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

A pen. Slightly mightier than a sword, nowhere near as mighty as a gun.

What if we... COMBINED THEM?

https://www.guns.com/news/2012/10/30/stinger-pen-gun



https://giant.gfycat.com/MeagerExal...danmalimbe.webm

prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy




Evil Bob posted:

Now when I throw my daggers at you they turn into 3 separate daggers in mid air and reappear in my hand when they strike any surface (which will be you because i never miss!!)

I switched to magnets

Pissed Ape Sexist



The_Rob posted:

I’m holding a magnifying glass up to your crotch and still not seeing anything. I dunno

v v

I also have a laser that reverses dick magnifying glasses because of my nemesis. You may have heard of him. Sherlock 'John' Holmes?!?

Pissed Ape Sexist



Also the laser watch from Goldeneye

SavageMessiah

Emotionally drained and spookified


my weiner!! XD

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


Musluk posted:

I have acquired a better weapon than Christopher Walken. He was too hard to carry around without a buddy.

Behold, the badly drawn gun:



ASAPRockySituation posted:

I carry around a phone with the Gaming Garbage videos downloaded to ward off predators


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Pahilla the Hun

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SavageMessiah posted:

my weiner!! XD

like its a bazooka but


a DOUBLE bazooka.


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday


A diet Pepsi can I peed in and splash at would-be attackers.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

LastGoodBoy posted:

A diet Pepsi can I peed in and splash at would-be attackers.

JARATE!!!



https://giant.gfycat.com/MeagerExal...danmalimbe.webm

BleedingPhoenix

The Flames of Disaster are closer than you may think.


My weapon of choice is the M6G Magnum. I win.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.





Holy crudbutt!

Stoner Sloth




wait, how did you know what my weapon of choice was... haven't you been spying on me?



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Nut!- ty friends!

The Klowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

the power of friendship can vanquish any foe

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


my weapon of choice is my eyes.

i throw them.at yoy, grossing yuo out and giving me the advantage in hand to hand combat, as i can see you now from multiple directions, predicting your ever-

hey no dont step on them!!!! thats not allowed!!! heyyyy!!!!

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

BleedingPhoenix posted:

My weapon of choice is the M6G Magnum. I win.



Did anyone else find it... odd - that the sidearm in Halo was easily and unarguably stronger than the standard issue rifle?

I found it odd.



https://giant.gfycat.com/MeagerExal...danmalimbe.webm

nut



logic

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Thunder Moose posted:

Did anyone else find it... odd - that the sidearm in Halo was easily and unarguably stronger than the standard issue rifle?

I found it odd.

no

i dont

thank u for ur time

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



A rapier wit.

BleedingPhoenix

The Flames of Disaster are closer than you may think.


Thunder Moose posted:

Did anyone else find it... odd - that the sidearm in Halo was easily and unarguably stronger than the standard issue rifle?

I found it odd.

It is odd, yet works so well. Best weapon.

Goons Are Garlic

This is none of your bloody business




gotta walk with rhythm


Ass-penny



Plant MONSTER. posted:

i have a lot of different weapons now actually.

I have a lute that can fire sonic/aural energy shots when played

Is this your weapon?

I was going to say I prefer to use my words, but I already got beat to that. I guess I throw books at people sometimes?

Macnult



seduction


sig by prof. crocodile

nut



handcuffing myself to the radiator and crying loudly

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



throwing myself down a flight of stairs at my opponent


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Pahilla the Hun

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i fall on my own sword YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME NOW


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

Pahilla the Hun

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yes, i pronounce it "swored" how the gently caress do you say it?


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

more falafel please

forums poster




Pahilla the Hun posted:

yes, i pronounce it "swored" how the gently caress do you say it?



sig by prof. crocodile!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



I'm gonna hug you until you say you're good to go!



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Jaguars!





Stanley 99E

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Weed

prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy




rear end

Pissed Ape Sexist



Battery powered circular saw, ziptied trigger, thrown very accurately and with GUSTO

Jaguars!





I went to the gun shop and asked for their cheapest gun. It doesn't so much shoot as dribble out melted glue, but the tip is very hot so I'm going to keep using it.

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


i simply go up to my enemies, offer them a milkshake, a tab of lsd, and chill with them watching the stars

lifes too short man

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


alexandriao posted:

i simply go up to my enemies, offer them a milkshake, a tab of lsd, and chill with them watching the stars

lifes too short man

unfortunately i have been stabbed and shot many times by various armies over the years

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