whats your weapon of choice?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > whats your weapon of choice?

no one has topped my bazooka.

BLAMMMMOoOoOoOo!!!!!!

My brain because I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my huge dick and pendulous balls

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 23:28

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:06

I’m holding a magnifying glass up to your crotch and still not seeing anything. I dunno

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I also have a laser that reverses dick magnifying glasses because of my nemesis. You may have heard of him. Sherlock 'John' Holmes?!?

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 00:49

Also the laser watch from Goldeneye

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 00:49

Battery powered circular saw, ziptied trigger, thrown very accurately and with GUSTO

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 01:34

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