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Pissed Ape Sexist

The_Rob posted:

no one has topped my bazooka.


BLAMMMMOoOoOoOo!!!!!!

My brain because I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my huge dick and pendulous balls

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Pissed Ape Sexist

The_Rob posted:

I’m holding a magnifying glass up to your crotch and still not seeing anything. I dunno

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I also have a laser that reverses dick magnifying glasses because of my nemesis. You may have heard of him. Sherlock 'John' Holmes?!?

Pissed Ape Sexist

Also the laser watch from Goldeneye

Pissed Ape Sexist

Battery powered circular saw, ziptied trigger, thrown very accurately and with GUSTO

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