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Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
You cant show all your cards at once OP, gotta keep them wanting more

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feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

ethanol posted:

arent you the guy who went off about his phd in the chernobyl thread op

I made one post about it and everyone went off about it for pages and pages because of insecurities

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

feelix posted:

I made one post about it and everyone went off about it for pages and pages because of insecurities
I've only just started thinking about your posting because you don't have an av but I imagine you get this reaction a lot, feelix

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
I was banned by Burt Sexual and I'm holding off on rebuying my av until Lowtax dies so basically I'm on the correct side of history

naem
May 29, 2011

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Private Cumshoe posted:

Wow, I had no idea there was a Mrs. :goatsecx:

No ring. Voted 1.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
There is a female cop walking around somewhere right now who has seen my rear end in a top hat more thoroughly than I ever will. This is ok with me

Edit: jail intake
Is that still a cop?

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
op I make my girlfriends wear little tags to cover their buttholes at all times. mine is invisible inside its cage of meat and hair. nobody wants to see that gross stuff

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Just lol if you aren’t getting pegged on the daily

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

op I make my girlfriends wear little tags to cover their buttholes at all times. mine is invisible inside its cage of meat and hair. nobody wants to see that gross stuff

Like these?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i have a series of high definition rear end in a top hat photographs taken with macro lense which are displayed on an overhead projector leading up to fornication

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
i had my butthole and my lips surgically switched so that my wife is constantly not only seeing it but also kissing my rear end...hole.

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
Hey guys, what's going on in this thre...:whitewater:

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
I make my wife wear a blindfold when she pegs me.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
If you're dummy thicc like me it's just hard to get a full view of the ole chocolate starfish for Ms derps.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


garfield hentai posted:

i see a freakin butthole RIGHT NOW!

lol

Oh my gosh

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the bellybutton is sort of like a front butthole

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

No a front butthole is the mouth

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I use cafepress to produce a monthly calendar for my missus, each month is a new exploration of the center of my being

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Every morning when I was up I strip naked from the waste down and sit on my wife's chest reverse cowgirl style and pucker my butthole at her

It reminds her of her humanity

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

exactly, op. we use the sheriff one when we're in the mood for a little roleplay

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

exactly, op. we use the sheriff one when we're in the mood for a little roleplay

All Cops Are Butthole covers

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Sometimes I look at my own butt hole in the mirror.

Edit: no not my face

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Is it true that steam comes out of a dogs rear end in a top hat if it shits outside on a cold, cold day?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This is true for humans also - try it out yourself on a cold winter's day :fluffy:

Flubby
Feb 28, 2006
Fun Shoe
Did no one tell you people not to look? Never look. Turn off the lights. Close the curtains. Some things aren't meant to be explored with sight.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I've never seen my own butthole despite filming my sexual activity on many occasions. I wonder how many people have seen their own butthole, like enough that they'd recognize it on sight.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I see my husband's rear end in a top hat all the time and it's not for the reason you might think.

checking for pinworms because he just cant stop digging around in there?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

low effort but had to be done

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

The_Continental posted:

low effort but had to be done


put thumbs up lady in the goaste pic

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

nice Freudian slip

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
If you've seen one rear end in a top hat on gibbis you've seen them all.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

verbal enema posted:

put thumbs up lady in the goaste pic

:nws: obviiously :nws:
https://i.ibb.co/dKj3gtk/goatsegirl.png

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Aug 16, 2020

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

welp, another successful day of unemployment.

literally naked right now while doing that 'shop

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

everyone you know should be seeing your butthole if yuor doing it right

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



The_Continental posted:

welp, another successful day of unemployment.

literally naked right now while doing that 'shop

update your LinkedIn portfolio w/ that

ubachung
Jul 30, 2006

Spoiler tags don't do poo poo for NSFW content, you might as well post it raw

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Ultra Carp

feelix posted:

Oh so this is what that Vice article about the homes of 30-something men was talking about

Miss Broccoli
May 1, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm gay and my girlfriend's never seen my butthole nor I hers either op

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DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Miss Broccoli posted:

I'm gay and my girlfriend's never seen my butthole nor I hers either op

A shameful confession.

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