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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*a pretty girl wraps a canvas shoe in plastic wrap, before covering it in quick cement to make an awkwardly shaped pot plant with no drainage*

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Luvcow



*an unnamed girl whispers asmr style as she smashes fruit loops and lucky charms into a colorful powder and glues them onto a coffee can followed by a set of ill placed googly eyes and then she shoves a desiccated looking plant inside and smiles to the camera*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*a disembodied hand tie dyes a stained white shirt in a plastic tub with the liquid from a can of beetroot. The girl is now sexy and confident in her beetroot shirt*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the girl is annoyed because her shoelace broke. The girl cuts some of her own hair from her head and threads it into her shoe holes, now she can continue in her hot date with the man. Wait up, man!*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the kitchen ladle is so boring! A disembodied hand paints the kitchen ladle with dots of brightly coloured nail polish, now the kitchen ladle is fun and exciting. Stir the soup with your new, colourful kitchen ladle!*

Musluk



*a guy first breaks a perfectly functioning chair and then fixes it with corn, seeds or noodles. The existential dread sets in.*



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the girls hair is drab and she is sad. The video jump cuts to the same girl wearing a blonde nylon wig from Party City, which she is colouring with sharpies. Now she's at the party wearing the blonde nylon wig with sharpie stripes and having a great time!*

Musluk



*A gloved hand pours cement over a cigarette box.

That's it.

That's the entire thing.

We get to see a cement filled cigarette box*



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Luvcow



*a confused looking girl holds several toothbrushes while frowning. she burns the ends and shapes them into sharpened blades and then glues a smooth blue rock onto each one's handle. she slathers them in glue and then coats them in glitter and then looks up to the camera and smiles. the video ends as we see the now happy and confident girl cutting into a ripe tomato with her "knife" which leaves a trail of glitter behind it*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the girl has run out of lipstick! The girl uses a tampon soaked in pink highlighter to dab a dewy glow to her face and decolletage. The man notices her!*

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Aug 7, 2020

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

lol


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the girl has a pimple, oh no! She uses a brown market to colour it in. Hello Cindy Crawford beauty mark!"

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the pizza looks so good! The girl casts the pizza in resin before attaching a clock mechanism to the front and a hook to the back. The friends point and laugh at the resin pizza clock, haha, it's time for pizza!*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the jumper has a hole in it. The girl sews the hole closed using a well known darning technique. The video awkwardly cuts out halfway through to show the toothbrush tomato knife video again*

Luvcow



Chewbecca posted:

*the jumper has a hole in it. The girl sews the hole closed using a well known darning technique. The video awkwardly cuts out halfway through to show the toothbrush tomato knife video again*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the girl fills 3 inflated condom full of sand, then dips the inflated condoms into wet cement which had been poured into a Kentucky fried chicken bucket. After removing the sand-filled condoms and the Kentucky fried chicken bucket, the girl now has a stylish vase into which she placed three sprigs of lavender. The cement condom bucket balances uneasily on a wooden side table*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the selfie on the phone is boring. After covering the screen with plastic wrap, the girl paints exciting hairstyles onto her selfie with nail varnish and plastic gems. Now the selfie looks much better!*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the plants leaves are dull looking, which makes the girl sad. She prays the plants leaves with furniture polish, now they are shiny and green again*

Khanstant


*a young woman sifts orange powder through a sieve, and then makes a concoction with the powder and some water. She pours the orange fluid into a container and attaches a tube and pump.*
A title card explains she messed up filming the next part and had to cut it out, but instructions for the missing step will be in the video description.
*young woman is butt naked in a bath tub lying on her back bent over with her feet held into her hands as an impressive fountain of bespoke orange tang ejects from her puffy rear end in a top hat onto she own face*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the girl is baking and the egg keeps rolling off the bench, which is very frustrating! The girl uses hot glue to make a little rubber base for the egg. Now the egg stands tall on the bench! The girl picks the egg up and cracks it into the bowl*

Musluk



*a teenager is singing off-beat to a catchy song while a very old vine from 2015 plays on repeat in a tiktok vid*

oops wait, wrong subreddit, sec

*man makes a meticulous mailbox out of his perfectly fine microwave, then glue guns it onto the post*



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Luvcow



*a sad looking girl finds a squirrel skeleton in the woods. she brings it home and stuffs marshmallows inside of it and then glues awkwardly cut pieces of a brand new flannel shirt onto it. as the video ends we see the now happy girl petting her flannel covered squirrel and then attaching a leash to it and dragging down the side walk as she skips into the distance*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the door handle is broken. The girl removes the straps from a pair of flip flops and hot glues them to where the handle would be. She then hot glues on some sea shells and a piece of driftwood. The last shot is her awkwardly maneovering the door open with the awkward flip flop handle to welcome in her friends, while wearing a lei and a flower behind her ear. Her friends are impressed by her tropical door!*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*want to prank your friends? Fill a coffee cup with brown paint mixed with resin and fill a cup to the brim! Instead of a warm cup of delicious Joe you can serve them up some ice cold ownage! The friends were in fact owned *

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

well hi there this is joe billybob doing another- sniff -craft video. u will need five thousand pebbles, some glitter, a hawt glue gun and a whole rear end lotta patience *pulls wife into shot by her rear end* Aint that right darlin??

[ you skip five minutes into the video ]

- and that is how my children got born. now to start u are gonna wanna coat a pebble with some glue. now notice as the glue cools down it gets sticky and forms a kinda gell *camera shakes around a lot as a closer out of focus view of his hand tapping the pebble several times forms* well this gell is pretty sticky!! dont forget folks!! *camera shudders again, dropping down a bit to give a view of his crotch* ok so you have your pebble, and we're going to set it down here, excuse me for one second *his hand goes to adjust his crotch* hey. hey wait a second. hey. oh.. oh no. patience?? patience u will never guess!! it gosh darn happened again!! right in my demo!! *he gets up and walks off screen with his hand glued to his crotch*

City of Glompton




alexandriao posted:

well hi there this is joe billybob doing another- sniff -craft video. u will need five thousand pebbles, some glitter, a hawt glue gun and a whole rear end lotta patience *pulls wife into shot by her rear end* Aint that right darlin??

[ you skip five minutes into the video ]

- and that is how my children got born. now to start u are gonna wanna coat a pebble with some glue. now notice as the glue cools down it gets sticky and forms a kinda gell *camera shakes around a lot as a closer out of focus view of his hand tapping the pebble several times forms* well this gell is pretty sticky!! dont forget folks!! *camera shudders again, dropping down a bit to give a view of his crotch* ok so you have your pebble, and we're going to set it down here, excuse me for one second *his hand goes to adjust his crotch* hey. hey wait a second. hey. oh.. oh no. patience?? patience u will never guess!! it gosh darn happened again!! right in my demo!! *he gets up and walks off screen with his hand glued to his crotch*

poor cda

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the sole from a pair of flip flops is hot glued to a child's headband. A child puts the headband on. No explanation is given. The child looks happy*

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

*generic trap music plays over close up shots of a woman's hands using a hot glue gun as a vaguely eastern-european sounding voice over explains how to make a gummy bottle of windex*




----------------
Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the girl is at the beach and forgot her bikini top, but inexplicably has a pair of men's boxer briefs in her bag instead. After cutting a circle out of the crotch and slipping it over her head, she now has a men's pair of boxer briefs on her too half. The girl seems happy about this outcome*

Luvcow



*a distraught looking girl shrieks while she smashes her remote control with a hammer and then looks into the camera while shrugging. the next scene is the girl using a glue gun to connect several pieces of silverware, a wooden spoon and an old femur bone into a long pole which she covers in gummy bears and my little pony stickers. the video ends with the now smug looking girl seated in a chair made of packing crates and twine as she uses her new reaching stick to awkwardly press buttons on her tv*

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Khanstant


*drops a hot gluegun, soda can, battery, sparkly butterfly hair clips, and the hair of a single barbie into a garbage disposal, and flips switch*

*hand reaches in while disposal is still on and pulls out a perfectly formed golden idol of a two goats pulling a little wagon, upon which rests and iPhone 4 with a now de-cracked screened."

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