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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


I think anyone ever pounded off so hard that they threw up and then like do you think they kept going? Like do you just finish out at that point like no turning back? Or like would it be too gross to finish?

What would you do if you ever cranked hog so intense that you puked? Would you finish?? That would be wild wouldn't it?

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Did this just happen to you op

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!


Muldoon

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Did this just happen to you op

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Somebody post that bulldog video, I don't want to look for it.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

So did you finish or what?

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Universe Master posted:

Somebody post that bulldog video, I don't want to look for it.

Itís the toetax confessional video now

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy


I can't believe this

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

I dunno about that OP but the same thing happens to me everytime I write a post.

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

No, hope this helps.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




You're either very sick or very hungover

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


Nooner posted:

I think anyone ever pounded off so hard that they threw up and then like do you think they kept going? Like do you just finish out at that point like no turning back? Or like would it be too gross to finish?

What would you do if you ever cranked hog so intense that you puked? Would you finish?? That would be wild wouldn't it?

yah that's how you were born op

President in Residence
May 12, 2003




Oven Wrangler

not personally, no

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


blowing chunks whilst blowing my load.. an interesting thought experiment... this weekend i will look for a wild and poisonous mushroom in the backyard and (after some trial and error) time my throwing up with the exact moment i nut to examine this phenomenon further

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

you mean like currently am I doing that? No.

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004


whenever i read a nooner post i wanna pound off and puke at the same time cuz ur posts are bad but ur bod is rockin

(jk i love ur posts & u)

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

I've pounded my dick til it puked many a time, but I don't usually keep going because I need a rest afterwards.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!


Muldoon

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I can't believe this


lol he pounding draged that google maps dude onto the scar on his dick like it a street

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Aug 7, 2020

feelix
Nov 27, 2016


GBS superstar nooner, everyone

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



i was positive the rest of this thread title was going to be "and then like dogs you ate the puke?"

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



yes of course i would finish. a nuclear bomb could go off and i would still be trying to bust. what kind of question is this, honesly?

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


Whelp, just threw up guess I better stop pounding off

-nobody

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I was loving jerking, stroking, just freaking pounding and hammering and suddenly I started feeling feverish, I was all gnarled and bent over and my head started hurting so bad and tears came out of my eyes but the slapping beating savaging of my meat just didn't stop my hand was cramping and it felt like a turd was brutalizing its way out of my anus and Boney M Rasputin started blasting out the stereo and I couldn't take it anymore, I was sweating and crying and started screaming so loving hard and then as I was screaming at the top of my lungs with the slapping sound of my hand beating into my crotch I just hurled all over the place there were huge chunks scattered across the floor and I was crying and gagging and throwing up and the whole time I was thinking of Nooner

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


I farted on my gf and she came for like 30 seconds.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



another quality thread where people can just chill and post whatever. glad everyone;s having fun

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I farted on my gf and she came for like 30 seconds.

I never question a Clamdestine post

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I farted on my gf and she came for like 30 seconds.

chivalrys not dead

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

chivalrys not dead

Yeah gently caress any noble creature having to suffer the stench of boring regular air. Waifu pillow woke up happy.

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Op, I suggest you consult with the excellent SA subforum 'The Goon Doctor' to get help with your condition

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




a little off topic but has anyone ever puked a bunch of cum?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Did you get puke in youre cooter op?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

a little off topic but has anyone ever puked a bunch of cum?

i farted out a bunch of cum once

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


i've seen cum you people wouldn't believe.

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!

R.L. Stine posted:

i've seen cum you people wouldn't believe.

What? Like...rainbow colored?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Holding a girls hair back while she pukes in your vagooder is real love.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Cooter

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Guys, please.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Big Beef City posted:

Guys, please.

Bro stfu when you talk to me on this subject. I think you're stupid on this subject. Your mouth dry af there's no vomit on tha dick from you. Pathetic and probably extremely sad

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Bashfully I bash my cock

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

That's pretty aggressive

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