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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

For a no chunk having baby dick I mean

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Only way you getting puke is from people thinking about that tiny hog
God knows it ain't choking it out a anyone, drat lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You're stupid. Several times my sex partners screamed as the pebis stabbed the cervix. Listen here? You say, weak af, as usual, you have no sense. I throw up on your penis because it is inferior. It is very stupid that you would argue with me on this. You are stupid about this subject, especially considering my penis which has throw up on it from gagging the cooter until it vom

Don't quote me

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
everybody knows the most pleasurable thing for a woman during sex is for the penis to enter the cervix

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mozi posted:

everybody knows the most pleasurable thing for a woman during sex is for the penis to enter the cervix

The punani....

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
after i'm done doing sex i collect and store my loads in a van i bought at a police auction

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Mozi posted:

everybody knows the most pleasurable thing for a woman during sex is for the penis to enter the cervix

Please, this is a family forum use the Latin term penix.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Sometimes girls bleed from their sexhole

did you know that?? Its nuts

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

Fartbox posted:

Sometimes girls bleed from their sexhole

did you know that?? Its nuts

If you try really really hard to not cum when you climax, like holding in a piss, you can bust a bloodvessel and cum blood. I wouldn't really recommend this, for both the obvious reasons, and also because that blood vessel contributes to the sensation somewhat and so subsequent nuts are lessened, until the damage is repaired. Good to know if you think "Oh no, I don't wanna spill spooge anywhere, better hold it in". No no, jizz is much easier to clean than blood.

Squee
Jun 15, 2003
<3
I've had a girl puke on my dingus from overzealous deepthroating and I called it a night when that happened, I imagine it would be even worse if it was my own puke.

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Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Weka posted:

Please, this is a family forum use the Latin term penix.
please don't bump this thread. thanks in advance

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