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boobs hurt feelin' cranky I hate getting all the symptoms and no actual flow tho. Something about the pill I'm on makes it really easy for me to miss a period if I'm stressed, and life has been a huge morass of stress lately. I crave the confirmation that I'm not pregnant. I took a lot of pregnancy tests in the months leading up to my wedding a few years ago.
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luv 2 have a hair-trigger temper for a solid week, can't even say anything about it bc people treat you like an unexploded bomb and I'm here like "were it not for my immensely powerful self-control you would have been long dead by now"
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Sep 17, 2020 18:45
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I remember growing up all my books on puberty made it very clear that you should avoid scented pads and tampons at all costs. Never seen em in the wild tho
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Oct 6, 2020 01:54
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Enfys posted:Tea tree oil??? Tingly! Refreshing!
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Oct 7, 2020 01:02
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peep the Bad Womens Anatomy thread in PYF for some mindboggling theories of menstruation
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Oct 27, 2020 19:33
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My pharmacy seems to struggle every year with the renewal of my hormonal bc prescription, for reasons that are entirely unclear to me, and this is really just the primo poo poo I Do Not Need Right Now please god i just want to keep not being pregnant
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Oct 27, 2020 22:19
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I probably already posted this but I did try an IUD once...they took it out an hour later because the pain was too intense. Fortunately (?) for me I'm a huge loving risk for breast and ovarian cancer so once I finish having kids (???) I'm getting ALL that poo poo scooped out. And I'm gonna get AWESOME huge breast implants so I can be the hottest MILF at the PTA meeting
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Oct 29, 2020 01:56
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I give em whatever week I took iron tablets whether I actually bled or not Also in today's reproductive stupidity: experienced gas pains while driving to work, convinced myself it was an ectopic pregnancy and that I was going to die
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Nov 7, 2020 00:34
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AITA for embarrassing my fiance in front of his Mom and Sister?quote:My fiance, Green (27M) and I (24F) have known each other since High school. I love him so much but he does of a tendency to Mansplain things he doesn't fully understand. Places have opened up in my area and so we went to dinner with his mother, Purple, and his sister, Pink. (14F)
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Nov 8, 2020 19:07
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Definitely called my mom in a panic the first time I started peeing blood lol Another important UTI prevention tip: don't sleep in thong underwear!
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Nov 10, 2020 19:01
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I find thongs useful for aesthetic purposes only, otherwise I'm out here in my breezy boyshorts living that UTI-free life. I did know girls on my hs cross country team who wore thongs even for our hella distance runs and it always baffled me
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Nov 10, 2020 19:17
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I miss getting my whole face threaded but I'm getting more comfortable with my thicker brows. To the point where I'm actively darkening them with brow powder for work every day because I think it looks better. Luv 2 be living in the thick brow renaissance
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Nov 10, 2020 19:39
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I think I'm getting a UTI now from being too busy for bathroom breaks at work 
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Nov 12, 2020 04:04
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You should unsubscribe from your kidneys imo
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Nov 12, 2020 06:17
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menstruation megathread: Where's my goo even supposed to go? I rarely wear matched bras and undies but they do make me feel more powerful. My favorite is the Medusa set.
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Nov 20, 2020 23:52
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I'm medium size but hate the sensation of sagging and honestly feel my best in my most padded pushup. Someday I'm supposed to get the whole boob taken out as a cancer precaution and I swear I'm going to get the nicest fakes money can buy so they're huge and tight and I can be the hottest milf at the pta meeting
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Nov 21, 2020 06:29
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I got a cup in 2011 after reading the menstrual cup megathread in A/T and it has been The Best Thing.
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Nov 22, 2020 05:00
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Every period is a moment of triumph that I will continue to not bring life into this loving dumpster fire of a world
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Nov 22, 2020 05:33
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Bring back menstrual extraction imo
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Nov 23, 2020 05:16
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Mixed feelings about this round of bleeding. It's always thrilling to not be pregnant. But I may have been exposed to someone with COVID so these rowdy period shits just make me extra nervous
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Nov 24, 2020 06:32
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Way back before I was on hormonal birth control I'd get like that around ovulation-- boys were just suddenly waaaaay more attractive and kissable and then I'd feel the mittelschmerz and all the pieces would fall into place. Nowadays that's what happens when I start my next pack of pills. Maybe some kind of hormone rush?
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Nov 29, 2020 19:40
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YeahTubaMike posted:It's the smell that breaks the deal for me. 
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Dec 2, 2020 21:29
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There was a tweet going around a while back about the ultimate end-of-period lifehack: grab the Hitachi and get off as many times as you can so the contractions force the dregs out, then take a long shower to clean up
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Dec 3, 2020 05:09
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Zoesdare posted:Also, because I’m very mature my brain autofills MOTHERFUCKER whenever I skim past the MTHFR abbreviation. lol ok it wasn't just me Did it just pop up in like, a general 23andme type test or were you looking for that specifically?
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It came up in the r/elationships thread today so here's your reminder that some dipshit chiropractor thought he had solved menstrual hygiene: just glue your fuckin lips shut. dipshit chiropractor Dan Dopps posted:I am a doctor and inventor with a unique insight into anatomy and physiology trying to innovate for women dispshit chiropractor Dan Dopps on the Mensez facebook page posted:Yes, I am a man and you as a woman, should have come up with a better solution then diapers and plugs, but you didn’t. Reason being women are focused on and distracted by your period 25% of the time, making them far less productive then they could be.
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > menstruation megathread: I want to get off Mrs. Womb's Wild Ride
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Jan 16, 2021 21:19
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When that day comes I'll just start in on them horse piss pills
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Jan 18, 2021 07:10
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I was also unaware of a shortage!
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Jan 18, 2021 18:02
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I had my first mammogram at 26 (also family history). I went to a Solis mammography center and was really pleased with the service-- I felt like they valued my comfort level. When the mammogram images weren't super great (dense breast tissue) they switched to ultrasound which was even less invasive than the standard squish. I plan to keep going back once I hit the big 3-0 and need it done yearly.
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Feb 7, 2021 19:14
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teen witch posted:I’m also angry and screaming and AAAAAAAAAAAA gently caress this gay earth
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Mar 18, 2021 05:29
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lol just lol if you don't destroy your shower while cleaning your menstrual cup barehanded
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Apr 16, 2021 19:37
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I'm going to break into their houses and use their showers for this purpose
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Apr 16, 2021 19:38
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My PMS has shown so bad at work this week my coworker was like "you're being mean" and then I felt like a huge rear end in a top hat but my temper is just right there at the surface waiting for the next fuckup so I can completely melt down
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Jun 10, 2021 05:39
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I am experiencing some of the most brutal bloating I've ever had in my life, and I can't tell if it's because I had food poisoning last week or my period being extra assholish to compensate for a very light flow
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I just inherited a fitbit that offers period tracking and I'm trying but I wish there were a setting to say like "hey I'm on my week of iron pills but what's happening is best described as breakthrough bleeding rather than menstruation"
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Jul 15, 2021 05:46
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staring at the last row of active birth control pills in the packet going "son of a bitch that's why"
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Aug 28, 2021 17:19
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got that bitchin low-grade fever, perfect for a hot fuckin' night
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Sep 8, 2021 03:58
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woke up at 4:30 this am bc I was cramping so hard 
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Sep 9, 2021 14:21
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This but without even concerns for pregnancy imo, I just want to unsubscribe from dealing with blood
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