- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Oh dearie me I do believe i have a touch of the vapours! I must retire for the evening before I become too faint. Please have Mr. DuBois bring me a glass of cool milk to my room along with my prized emerald encrusted foot bath.
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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must be a storm brewin outside. my dropsy's acting up again
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Aug 8, 2020 01:21
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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what can I say it's been a phlegmatic week. my humours are all out of whack
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Aug 8, 2020 01:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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been drinking my Epsom salts too just like the doctor ordered. sheesh!
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Aug 8, 2020 01:25
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fuming? no, no.. that's not it
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Aug 8, 2020 01:25
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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Ayuh, there goes my trick knee gettin all puffy again, that means a precipitous drop in the-ah barometric presshah. Maisie, do us a favor and apply that there poppy pod poultice, if you could. Ah, yes, that's the stuff
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Aug 8, 2020 01:28
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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My constitution seems to be fundamentally incapable of dealing with such bitchmadery. I'm feeling wavy even standing here. I'mma retire to the lounge and suck on an otter pop until my testicular fortitude returns in spades, thank ya kindly. A man needs to know the limits of his physical prison, as it were
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Aug 8, 2020 01:31
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ugh i know, if i knew they were gonna all stand out by the drive-thru during breaks doing that, I wouldn't have hired any of them. God drat, I wish they would just smoke, it would look cooler
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Aug 8, 2020 01:31
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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Caught on a man's thigh
No escape from the yaoi
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Aug 8, 2020 01:50
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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ugh i know, if i knew they were gonna all stand out by the drive-thru during breaks doing that, I wouldn't have hired any of them. God drat, I wish they would just smoke, it would look cooler
*blows the chunkiest cloud at u * (sassafras flavored)
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Aug 8, 2020 02:55
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vapors mean farts lmbo
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Aug 8, 2020 03:40
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My constitution seems to be fundamentally incapable of dealing with such bitchmadery. I'm feeling wavy even standing here. I'mma retire to the lounge and suck on an otter pop until my testicular fortitude returns in spades, thank ya kindly. A man needs to know the limits of his physical prison, as it were
lol
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Aug 8, 2020 03:41
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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My constitution seems to be fundamentally incapable of dealing with such bitchmadery. I'm feeling wavy even standing here. I'mma retire to the lounge and suck on an otter pop until my testicular fortitude returns in spades, thank ya kindly. A man needs to know the limits of his physical prison, as it were
bitchmadery
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Aug 8, 2020 03:48
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Mr. DuBois if you would be so kind to please send for the medicine woman. I fear the only thing that will help this spell to pass will be the warmth in my belly from her various potions, as well as the sight of her ample bosom. Do not linger Mr. DuBois, you know as well as I how flatulent I become in this state.
Evil Bob fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Aug 8, 2020
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Aug 8, 2020 03:53
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Ayuh, there goes my trick knee gettin all puffy again, that means a precipitous drop in the-ah barometric presshah. Maisie, do us a favor and apply that there poppy pod poultice, if you could. Ah, yes, that's the stuff
My constitution seems to be fundamentally incapable of dealing with such bitchmadery. I'm feeling wavy even standing here. I'mma retire to the lounge and suck on an otter pop until my testicular fortitude returns in spades, thank ya kindly. A man needs to know the limits of his physical prison, as it were
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Aug 8, 2020 03:59
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Fetch Ms. Hennenpelt, boy. The bilious humours have stuffed my sinuses as of late and I require a radium suppository applied with the delicate touch of a seasoned Victorian fist. Make haste
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Aug 8, 2020 04:02
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*rips fat cloud*
*eyes waterin* the only thing im sufferin from is not enough mango pods let me hit urs bro
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Aug 8, 2020 06:12
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Ms. Cavell I do appreciate your coming to tend to me in these most dire of circumstances. As you know these bouts of incontinence do make me rotten as a melon on a hot summers afternoon.
Please prepare your most effective concoctions so as that I may have some relief from this weariness that I am suffering.
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Aug 8, 2020 07:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Ms. Cavell I do appreciate your coming to tend to me in these most dire of circumstances. As you know these bouts of incontinence do make me rotten as a melon on a hot summers afternoon.
Please prepare your most effective concoctions so as that I may have some relief from this weariness that I am suffering.
I brought u a wet washcloth hon 
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Aug 8, 2020 07:40
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could an old fashioned doctor please electrocute my cock n balls. not a pervert or anythin g. just got a smidge of the hysterical pregnancy
 
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Aug 8, 2020 15:43
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goatse mugs
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv3sAFe1FCM
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Aug 8, 2020 16:15
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has anyone said ‘i do declare’ yet?
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Aug 8, 2020 17:17
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- Prof. Crocodile
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i DO declare
*fans self frantically in embarrassment*
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Aug 8, 2020 17:28
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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I believe I'm suffering from the vapors.
*My husband lifts the candle towards me to make sure I am okay*
NO YOU FOOL THESE VAPORS ARE VOLA-
*Entire house explodes violently*
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Aug 8, 2020 17:33
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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once again i find myself over come my dear Catherine. my spirit has again been doused by the pressures of modern society. I have had Ms Cavell prepare me two drams of thistle seed and opium. Mr. Dubois, please attend to me in my chambers and serve me this draught each time I recover consciousness for the next 10 hours.
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Aug 9, 2020 07:59
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- RazzleDazzleHour
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"Mr. DuBois, please, hither to now. I find myself with a TERRIBLE case of the vapours for which I require the upmost relief. Pithy, fetch me the ol' mango juul pod, dear boy, and do be quick about it. But, now that I've thought about it, I might need a tad bit of refreshment to keep me sated. Hurry now, I'll need a sizable bag of doritos, any flavour will do. I know you're aware of my beverage preferences, but make sure the capri suns have been chilled so that they might quelch the heat in my gullet"
"Austin you do this every time you come into the store and I keep telling you we don't have capri suns"
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Aug 9, 2020 08:37
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goatse mugs
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only that honey-brown nectar of the Commonwealth of Kentucky can stay my shaking hands and mend my frayed nerves
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Aug 9, 2020 16:50
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cool sig dude
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Aug 9, 2020 17:31
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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ooo, today is a real vapours day, my brain is all out of equilibrium, time for my cocaine suppository
Indeed it is amazing the advances of modern medicine! When I feel a general malaise over take me i am oft resuscitated by a cocaine suppository or two. Mr. DuBois, please send for Ms. Cavell one more time, let her know to bring the gloves.
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Aug 9, 2020 20:07
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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Dammit, Chesterfield, you know I need some respite from the various and sundry complaints of that strumpet. I'm an Appomattox man and I will have my satisfaction just as soon as I finish gettin' to know this heah settee a bit more intimately. Spin up yon Victrola and make yourself scarce or sure as bees buzz you'll feel some hickory on your nethers. Now GIT *fatly dabs upper lip with linen handkerchief*
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Aug 9, 2020 20:51
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- Areola Grande
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Dammit, Chesterfield, you know I need some respite from the various and sundry complaints of that strumpet. I'm an Appomattox man and I will have my satisfaction just as soon as I finish gettin' to know this heah settee a bit more intimately. Spin up yon Victrola and make yourself scarce or sure as bees buzz you'll feel some hickory on your nethers. Now GIT *fatly dabs upper lip with linen handkerchief*
Mercy
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Aug 9, 2020 21:13
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gently caress, knew I should’ve paid attention during that online whmis course
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