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Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Oh dearie me I do believe i have a touch of the vapours! I must retire for the evening before I become too faint. Please have Mr. DuBois bring me a glass of cool milk to my room along with my prized emerald encrusted foot bath.

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must be a storm brewin outside. my dropsy's acting up again

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what can I say it's been a phlegmatic week. my humours are all out of whack

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don't get me started on this new 'rona consumption jfc

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been drinking my Epsom salts too just like the doctor ordered. sheesh!

Macnult


fuming? no, no.. that's not it


sig by prof. crocodile

Pissed Ape Sexist

Ayuh, there goes my trick knee gettin all puffy again, that means a precipitous drop in the-ah barometric presshah. Maisie, do us a favor and apply that there poppy pod poultice, if you could. Ah, yes, that's the stuff

Pissed Ape Sexist

My constitution seems to be fundamentally incapable of dealing with such bitchmadery. I'm feeling wavy even standing here. I'mma retire to the lounge and suck on an otter pop until my testicular fortitude returns in spades, thank ya kindly. A man needs to know the limits of his physical prison, as it were

nut


ugh i know, if i knew they were gonna all stand out by the drive-thru during breaks doing that, I wouldn't have hired any of them. God drat, I wish they would just smoke, it would look cooler

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Ass-penny


Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Pissed Ape Sexist

Caught on a man's thigh
No escape from the yaoi

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nut posted:

ugh i know, if i knew they were gonna all stand out by the drive-thru during breaks doing that, I wouldn't have hired any of them. God drat, I wish they would just smoke, it would look cooler

*blows the chunkiest cloud at u * (sassafras flavored)

City of Glompton




vapors mean farts lmbo

City of Glompton




Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

My constitution seems to be fundamentally incapable of dealing with such bitchmadery. I'm feeling wavy even standing here. I'mma retire to the lounge and suck on an otter pop until my testicular fortitude returns in spades, thank ya kindly. A man needs to know the limits of his physical prison, as it were

lol

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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

My constitution seems to be fundamentally incapable of dealing with such bitchmadery. I'm feeling wavy even standing here. I'mma retire to the lounge and suck on an otter pop until my testicular fortitude returns in spades, thank ya kindly. A man needs to know the limits of his physical prison, as it were

bitchmadery

Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Mr. DuBois if you would be so kind to please send for the medicine woman. I fear the only thing that will help this spell to pass will be the warmth in my belly from her various potions, as well as the sight of her ample bosom. Do not linger Mr. DuBois, you know as well as I how flatulent I become in this state.

Evil Bob fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Aug 8, 2020


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Ayuh, there goes my trick knee gettin all puffy again, that means a precipitous drop in the-ah barometric presshah. Maisie, do us a favor and apply that there poppy pod poultice, if you could. Ah, yes, that's the stuff

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

My constitution seems to be fundamentally incapable of dealing with such bitchmadery. I'm feeling wavy even standing here. I'mma retire to the lounge and suck on an otter pop until my testicular fortitude returns in spades, thank ya kindly. A man needs to know the limits of his physical prison, as it were


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Pissed Ape Sexist

Fetch Ms. Hennenpelt, boy. The bilious humours have stuffed my sinuses as of late and I require a radium suppository applied with the delicate touch of a seasoned Victorian fist. Make haste

Khanstant


*rips fat cloud*

*eyes waterin* the only thing im sufferin from is not enough mango pods let me hit urs bro

Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Ms. Cavell I do appreciate your coming to tend to me in these most dire of circumstances. As you know these bouts of incontinence do make me rotten as a melon on a hot summers afternoon.

Please prepare your most effective concoctions so as that I may have some relief from this weariness that I am suffering.


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

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Evil Bob posted:

Ms. Cavell I do appreciate your coming to tend to me in these most dire of circumstances. As you know these bouts of incontinence do make me rotten as a melon on a hot summers afternoon.

Please prepare your most effective concoctions so as that I may have some relief from this weariness that I am suffering.

I brought u a wet washcloth hon

FutonForensic


could an old fashioned doctor please electrocute my cock n balls. not a pervert or anythin g. just got a smidge of the hysterical pregnancy

Empty Sandwich

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv3sAFe1FCM

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

you'll have to excuse me darlin, a gentleman caller just arrived~

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


has anyone said ‘i do declare’ yet?


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Prof. Crocodile posted:

has anyone said ‘i do declare’ yet?

No, not yet. *sips mint julep*

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


i DO declare

*fans self frantically in embarrassment*


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

I believe I'm suffering from the vapors.

*My husband lifts the candle towards me to make sure I am okay*

NO YOU FOOL THESE VAPORS ARE VOLA-

*Entire house explodes violently*



Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


once again i find myself over come my dear Catherine. my spirit has again been doused by the pressures of modern society. I have had Ms Cavell prepare me two drams of thistle seed and opium. Mr. Dubois, please attend to me in my chambers and serve me this draught each time I recover consciousness for the next 10 hours.


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

RazzleDazzleHour


"Mr. DuBois, please, hither to now. I find myself with a TERRIBLE case of the vapours for which I require the upmost relief. Pithy, fetch me the ol' mango juul pod, dear boy, and do be quick about it. But, now that I've thought about it, I might need a tad bit of refreshment to keep me sated. Hurry now, I'll need a sizable bag of doritos, any flavour will do. I know you're aware of my beverage preferences, but make sure the capri suns have been chilled so that they might quelch the heat in my gullet"

"Austin you do this every time you come into the store and I keep telling you we don't have capri suns"

TVsVeryOwn




Mr. Dubois, I regret to inform you that not only do I have the vapours, I seem to be riding an entire wave of them. A vapour wave if you will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoBIyxWEiOw


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



*swoons*




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Empty Sandwich

only that honey-brown nectar of the Commonwealth of Kentucky can stay my shaking hands and mend my frayed nerves

Khanstant


TVsVeryOwn posted:

Mr. Dubois, I regret to inform you that not only do I have the vapours, I seem to be riding an entire wave of them. A vapour wave if you will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoBIyxWEiOw

cool sig dude

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

ooo, today is a real vapours day, my brain is all out of equilibrium, time for my cocaine suppository

Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


alexandriao posted:

ooo, today is a real vapours day, my brain is all out of equilibrium, time for my cocaine suppository

Indeed it is amazing the advances of modern medicine! When I feel a general malaise over take me i am oft resuscitated by a cocaine suppository or two. Mr. DuBois, please send for Ms. Cavell one more time, let her know to bring the gloves.


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Pissed Ape Sexist

Dammit, Chesterfield, you know I need some respite from the various and sundry complaints of that strumpet. I'm an Appomattox man and I will have my satisfaction just as soon as I finish gettin' to know this heah settee a bit more intimately. Spin up yon Victrola and make yourself scarce or sure as bees buzz you'll feel some hickory on your nethers. Now GIT *fatly dabs upper lip with linen handkerchief*

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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Dammit, Chesterfield, you know I need some respite from the various and sundry complaints of that strumpet. I'm an Appomattox man and I will have my satisfaction just as soon as I finish gettin' to know this heah settee a bit more intimately. Spin up yon Victrola and make yourself scarce or sure as bees buzz you'll feel some hickory on your nethers. Now GIT *fatly dabs upper lip with linen handkerchief*

Mercy

nut


gently caress, knew I should’ve paid attention during that online whmis course

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

Evil Bob posted:

Indeed it is amazing the advances of modern medicine! When I feel a general malaise over take me i am oft resuscitated by a cocaine suppository or two. Mr. DuBois, please send for Ms. Cavell one more time, let her know to bring the gloves.

it is a terrible time when one consumes too many farty foods isn't it, old chap? but i can always rely on my trusty doctor, who prescribed me the most marvellous heart-shaped device to place within my anal cavity, and there it rests, stopping all flow of poopy material, making for a most dapper bathroom show, eh?

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