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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-CT3xQ7FsY

trying 2 wrap a tortilla around my head around this video

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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


in my mind, these are the only acceptable ersatz pizza crusts:

-english muffins
-bagels

this list will be amended as i think about pizza some more

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I feel attacked I'm cooking what is essentially exactly the same thing right now except I'm using Lebanese bread.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Looks good af. gently caress u

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm."

John Stamos

Upset Trowel

i didnt watch the video but making homemade pizzas on tortillas on a cast iron pan is probably the best kind of homemade pizza you can make without a real pizza oven



I use the uncooked ones to do it

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZAPHOD


poo poo looks great.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


OhsH posted:

poo poo looks great.

Yea it do. OP is an utter battery

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

free hubcaps posted:

in my mind, these are the only acceptable ersatz pizza crusts:

-english muffins
-bagels


Terrible. Each one worse than the last.
Honestly if rather be dead than eat an English muffin like that

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


Big Beef City posted:

Terrible. Each one worse than the last.
Honestly if rather be dead than eat an English muffin like that

u are missing out on the true delight that is enlgish muffin pizza ("EMP"s as those in the know call em)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

OP is an utter battery

whoa thanks!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

i just had a grilled cheese which is sort of like an open calzone

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Mozi posted:

i just had a grilled cheese which is sort of like an open calzone

Fhats cool

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




hakimashou posted:

i didnt watch the video but making homemade pizzas on tortillas on a cast iron pan is probably the best kind of homemade pizza you can make without a real pizza oven



I use the uncooked ones to do it

yeah tortilla pizzas are amazing for the minimal amount of work. and in case anyone wants the actual recipe: https://www.seriouseats.com/2016/08...e-food-lab.html

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

free hubcaps posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-CT3xQ7FsY

trying 2 wrap a tortilla around my head around this video

while i prefer to inhale meat whenever possible this loooks amazing

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Wow that's a hell of a recipe I hope I can decode the ultimate mystery of 'put pizza toppings on a tortilla' THis is incredible I feel like Ken Reeves in the hit movie The Matrix. What Even Is Real?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

if he keeps eating pizzas soon he'll be jacques poopin

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006





Mozi posted:

if he keeps eating pizzas soon he'll be jacques poopin

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!

Fun Shoe

He still cuts an onion better than anybody cuts an onion, if you don't know how to cook he is the best possible person to learn from

I just donated some money to his foundation like two hours ago to get a signed poster of this chicken he painted, dude's getting old but I hope he sticks around forever

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Stalizard posted:

He still cuts an onion better than anybody cuts an onion, if you don't know how to cook he is the best possible person to learn from

I just donated some money to his foundation like two hours ago to get a signed poster of this chicken he painted, dude's getting old but I hope he sticks around forever

I like his paintings and his menus

I got to meet him once and he was just as nice as you expect

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?

Hair Elf

at 84 he puts more effort into his cooking than 99% of our useless population so ill forgive a tortilla 'pizza'

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Craqueshead Pepin

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD


Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.



This looks hella good, and easy op. If anything Jacques Pepin has figured out the one true food

Squidder
Mar 19, 2003

King of the Cat Tree



Oven Wrangler

Stalizard posted:

He still cuts an onion better than anybody cuts an onion, if you don't know how to cook he is the best possible person to learn from

I just donated some money to his foundation like two hours ago to get a signed poster of this chicken he painted, dude's getting old but I hope he sticks around forever

Hell yeah, his chickens are the best.

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

Jaques is a treasure. Maybe what offends you about this is that they call it a pizza?

Whatever you call it it looks good. To me the weirdest thing about this is wtf was that pepper grinder?

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020


Why isn't crude oil used in cooking? Seems like it would be a very cheap way to add calories to a meal to help feed the hungry.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


I would say it's a stretch to call it pizza, but it looks like a fine enough meal. What's the big issue, OP?

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010



human garbage bag posted:

Why isn't crude oil used in cooking? Seems like it would be a very cheap way to add calories to a meal to help feed the hungry.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil
close enough for you?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Taco Defender

He is my favourite cook who interacted with Julia Child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxv6IGBgFQ

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


Itís been a long time since Iíve been English muffin pizza poor.

weed dad
Aug 7, 2020


its pretty good for a guy that spent so much time underwater

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


I know 20,000 leagues under and he kept the meals goood

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747


Been waiting for this meltdown all my adult life

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



If you're making a half rear end pizza just dump toppings on a piece of bread and broil it in the oven for a few minutes. Like if you aren't doing the real thing why do something you're going to need to cut up.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

naan makes good pizza crust

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

Plop

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I feel attacked I'm cooking what is essentially exactly the same thing right now except I'm using Lebanese bread.

Same, and it's good.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

fancy french chef making mud pies
seems like adding olive oil among the cheese is going to make it melt all over the place instead of simply on top of the "pizza"

420 20
Apr 21, 2020


rodbeard posted:

If you're making a half rear end pizza just dump toppings on a piece of bread and broil it in the oven for a few minutes. Like if you aren't doing the real thing why do something you're going to need to cut up.

No truly half rear end is just melting the cheese onto the toppings and eating them

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


when you start making low effort, somewhat adequate approximations of real food, why not resort to some garbage frozen food instead?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


free hubcaps posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-CT3xQ7FsY

trying 2 wrap a tortilla around my head around this video

drat that old french baguette stole my son's signature dish

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

when you start making low effort, somewhat adequate approximations of real food, why not resort to some garbage frozen food instead?

Because it's still better than frozen food.

Frozen food is for loving babies and people that eat with their goddamn hands and end the names of food with "ies"

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