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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Salted duck eggs are really good but eating them alone makes me feel like I'm committing some kind of food crime

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Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Hmm... effortful and multimedia OP, niche yet accessible topic, well suited for branching discussion and triangulating a half dozen hotbutton cultural narratives in the implicit subtext... however you put your own username in the thread title so voting 1, Pick.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

garfield hentai posted:

"lead free" you loving baby

lmao good catch oh my god

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ok, i know what natto and tendon are, but what's "egg"?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I always knew Pick was actually LA Beast

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Thanks for the trip report on these. These were always my "would I/wouldn't I" of weird food, since I'll do drat near everything else as well.
I'd been seriously expecting a 'heavy ammonia + spoiled milk' vibe from what I'd read, what you said sounds pretty tame. I'm almost...disappointed? Neat though!!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Haverchuck posted:

ok how about ortolan

Live birds, drowned in cognac, eaten whole under a napkin hat to hide your shameful act from the eyes of god. The bones pierce your mouth and you drink your own blood as part of the whole experience.


Theres a video on youtube of some sloppy old french woman eating them.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
you can send me literally any gross food and I'll try it as long as it's not a clear and present threat to human health

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pick posted:

you can send me literally any gross food and I'll try it as long as it's not a clear and present threat to human health

any gross food item you say?

Flimf
Sep 3, 2006

eat the living squid pick

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

any gross food item you say?

yep. I'll even try surströmming if someone can get it here.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
goon addedum: if you send me a virgin boy pee egg, please respect traditional chinese culinary practice and have them be under 45

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

goddammit people what's wrong with just eating a hamburger

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

r u ready to WALK posted:

goddammit people what's wrong with just eating a hamburger

honestly, of all the "gross foods" I've tried I think my honest-to-god least favorite is durian. it's true, I do NOT like it.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


smash mouth eat the piss eggs

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I was actually the first one to find an old egg while digging through the latrine, peel it to discover a green soggy mess, and then eating it.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
has anyone suggested eating the boy pee eggs yet?

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
how about you eat some freaking vegetables op? how do some freaking green vegetables grab you?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

looked for people who used durians for murder, since they're so antisocially shaped. just found reports of people killed by falling durians, and also this:
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/malaysian-man-60-charged-with-murder-of-durian-seller-over-quality-of-fruits

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Flimf posted:

eat the living squid pick


that probably violates the clear and present danger rule. People choke and die from eating live octupus a lot actually.
I mean they probably aren't eating it like THAT dude is and the danger level is ultimately FAIRLY low but it's still there.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looks like poo poo OP. I'm glad you are eating this poo poo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ELI PORTER posted:

how about you eat some freaking vegetables op? how do some freaking green vegetables grab you?

durian is green

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Big Beef City posted:

Thanks for the trip report on these. These were always my "would I/wouldn't I" of weird food, since I'll do drat near everything else as well.
I'd been seriously expecting a 'heavy ammonia + spoiled milk' vibe from what I'd read, what you said sounds pretty tame. I'm almost...disappointed? Neat though!!

The only thing on the list that's particularly different from How People Preserved Eggs Before Refrigeration is the rice hulls, so it's actually less surprising than you'd think that it's not that weird.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ELI PORTER posted:

how about you eat some freaking vegetables op? how do some freaking green vegetables grab you?

i love vegetables. i probably eat more parsnip than the average parsnip marmot

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Permaban Pick

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
But then who gonna eat the eggs??

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Fame Douglas posted:

Permaban Pick

what, because of the parsnip thing?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Eat some magic mushrooms and post a thread pick

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fame Douglas posted:

Permaban Pick

Because of this post I'm going to ask Jeffrey to make her a GBS ik

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

Because of this post I'm going to ask Jeffrey to make her a GBS ik

Why would you punish Pick like that?

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

pick should eat a ban

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Carrion Luggage posted:

pick should eat a ban



Fame Douglas posted:

Permaban Pick
gbs hates women

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Egg whites are indeed the best part of the egg and I was just wishing today we could breed some sort of mutant chicken that lays yolkless eggs. But that's impossible considering what yolks are. Hrm.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jose posted:

Because of this post I'm going to ask Jeffrey to make her a GBS ik

:hai:

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Stunt_enby posted:

gbs hates women

nope just pick

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Gross, non vegans eat the dumbest poo poo

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Jose posted:

Because of this post I'm going to ask Jeffrey to make her a GBS ik

hell yes!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Check this poo poo out:

Don't get mad at pick for eating eggs

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Egg whites are indeed the best part of the egg and I was just wishing today we could breed some sort of mutant chicken that lays yolkless eggs. But that's impossible considering what yolks are. Hrm.

Mods?????


Big Beef City posted:

Check this poo poo out:

Don't get mad at pick for eating eggs

What about vegans?

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Do it ironically posted:

Gross, non vegans eat the dumbest poo poo

Still better than tofurky

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