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feelix
Nov 27, 2016


"Went from Seiko to Rolex"
Nas, "Nas is like"

"Roll Rovers, not Hondas"
Lil Wayne ft. the Hot Boys, "Shine"

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feelix
Nov 27, 2016


I like my Honda car and my Seiko watch very much. I think my brand is "rap poverty"

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747


Abercrombie
Couldn't Afford The
"Fitch"

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007





Sugartime Jones

I pull up in the whip BOOM like a detonator
I need some new tires and a carburetor

feelix
Nov 27, 2016


I used to think that I really liked songs with onomatopoeia (e.g. "and then I heard boom from the amplifiers"), but then someone reminded me that the stupid "click click boom" song exists

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

i got a quarter tank of gas in my new E class

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



boots riley raps about class struggle. it's p cool

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulgMW_6Sp_s#t=590s
j-zone rapping about having a pos car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evlb8E0ZoNk
the coup also rapping about having pos car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGjSq4HqP9Y
dead prez doing dead prez poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WY7Si8Jiqk
jon connor talking poo poo about his day job

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


being poor is so gay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo_2TE6C56Y

420 20
Apr 21, 2020


feelix posted:

I used to think that I really liked songs with onomatopoeia (e.g. "and then I heard boom from the amplifiers"), but then someone reminded me that the stupid "click click boom" song exists

But what about whoomp there it is

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Walking down the street
Smoking nothing
Sipping on nothing and ice

Stressed out

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

SO YOU WANNA BE A RAP B-LIST STAR
A RANCH HOUSE, TWO-CAR?

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


I got 5 dollars, to feed my rear end
So I walk to the store, because I got no gas

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


'Cause
Your friends just wanna front
And these hoe's just want your bread
And these fed's is on the hunt
And these people'll blow your head - behind BEEF

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Were old

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


Inverted Icon posted:

'Cause
Your friends just wanna front
And these hoe's just want your bread
And these fed's is on the hunt
And these people'll blow your head - behind BEEF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siR8FlOMp_E

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008


Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me, I said

Befo' I came up in the game these hoes didn't show no love
They see me in the club and used to treat me like a scrub
They wouldn't holla cause my dollars wasn't swoll enough
I bet they change they mind when them 80 4's come rolling up
They see that I'm a star, now they want to sit in my car
Now they want to count my cheese, smoke my weed and sip my bar now
They used to love to me diss me, now they rush to hug and kiss me now
They telling all they friends when I leave how they miss me now

Two, eight, one, three, three oh, eight zero zero fo'

Hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blow
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a drat if I was heah, geah
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a drat if I was heah, geah

Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009



Grimey Drawer

you need a job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZej8P-1MtM

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NACMjwR5DE

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

i live like king tutankhamen
eating an egg with my top ramen

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008


get a Benz and trash the Nova

well I can tell you which one of those two I've driven

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008


420 20 posted:

But what about whoomp there it is

or Whoot There It Is (a completely different but almost identical song)

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007





Sugartime Jones

i got gold like a hobbit dragon
cant afford a belt so im still saggin

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Weed sales at an all-time low
Scrubbing toilets to buy tickets to a local show
Lights turned off, hunger giving me the cramps
On the streets giving head for food stamps

RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS


I roll a geo tracker it's the same age as me
My dad made it when he worked at the GM factory
I don't know if that's true you have to ask my folks
And I ain't seen my dad since he left to get smokes

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



I once filmed a rap video and it had scenes like the rapper getting a taxi to the club and the bouncers not letting him in and stuff. Meanwhile in the lyrics he’s talking like he’s mint

feelix
Nov 27, 2016


20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



Nas: used to watch CHIPS, now i load glock clips!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

RASCAL SCOOTERS

Mount up

It was a par-king lot, with plen-ty of room
I was on the spot, about half-past noon
At Wal-mart for the feast so I can get some junk
Just scootin in my ride, chillin all alone.

I just hit the low side of my Dia-Bee
On a mission to find the drat phar-ma-cy
Got a cart fulla squirrels and you know I tweak
All you suckas know what's up. Con-spir-a-cy.

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007


I sit alone in my four cornered room starin' at candles
power's out

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm."

John Stamos

Upset Trowel

went from sittin in a CELL
to sittin on a JET

went from making GBS threads in a CELL

TO SHITTIN ON A JET

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm."

John Stamos

Upset Trowel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxJK__baeEg

I used to didn't have poo poo BUT NOT NO MORE

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007




Lipstick Apathy

Danny Brown posted:

Came a long way from extension cords in the window
Borrow neighbor's power just to plug up the Nintendo
Where the ovens never closed and the stoves never off
Every winter so cold niggas sleeping wearing scarf
But I always tell myself that it's gonna get better
You know who you is? You the greatest rapper ever

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Here I was just arrangin’ my shelves
Trump came along, dropped me 12
Now I paid rent, one mo’ month
Till I get bounced, no scratch to buy lunch

Now they said COVID is real
Tinder dried up like Ally McBeal
No sex no drugs no cash for either
I’m ‘bout as clean as Leave it to Beaver

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Interior crocodile alligator
I am a poor rap imitator

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018


Inverted Icon posted:

I got 5 dollars, to feed my rear end
So I walk to the store, because I got no gas

I dig it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

hit up a payday loan and said i need some help fellas
now my interest payments would make croesus jealous
bought my house, needed an adjustable mortgage
now i'm eating cat food with whatever i forage

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Merrick, my dogs eat better
Than me, can’t afford butter
I eat they food, share it, ya know
Sticking our faces in the same bowl

Nearly cried, my dog left one
Bite for me, she’s a good ‘un
Trump don’t care, he’s all done
Rich folk winnin’, like they always done

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


I'm mom and dad and I'm here to say
I'm poor and I'm homeless and im gay

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