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food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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i watched the first five and about four of those were actually pretty good

five had Chester from linkin park (RIP ) get decapitated and it was pretty cool, in fact the whole ~theme~ of five was actually awesome

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food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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Ehud posted:

I saw part of the first one and it was dumb IMO

i donít understand anyone who could dislike anything cary elwes is in, honestly, the man is a treasure

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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tbh 1, 3 and 5 are pretty decent movies and the people calling them torture porn seem to be going on their reputation more than anything else, 1 in particular is way less graphic than most horror schlock fare

two was weird and felt mean spirited even in the context of the other movies (and the scene where the lady gets tossed into the pit of used syringes hosed me up bad, not gonna lie) and four was just awful all around

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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what in the actual hell is happening on that poster

itís incredible

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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iirc the only reason heís in the room in the first one is because he wants to watch it play out but knows the cops are onto him so he wants to frame ben linus from LOST

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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i wanna rumble with that rear end in a top hat itt who was talking poo poo about elwes

come at me bro

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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the dirty needles were from his lovely nurse protege, he didnít have much to do with that iirc

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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watching saw 1 atm because of this thread and 1) Cary Elwes owns 2) the cinematography is decent enough but what the hell did they shoot this on, looks like a drat YouTube video on a modern hdtv

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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ILY Dead Gay Forum posted:

I watched 1 and 2 because I had a friend who was obsessed with Saw. I told her the first movie reminded me of Cradle of Fear and the second reminded me of a Yu-Gi-Oh storyline from the manga (so it's not like I had great taste to start with). She didn't like that but I didn't have to watch any more Saws, that is my story.

Seriously check out Cradle of Fear, the terrible movie by the band Cradle of Filth, though. I watched it the same day as Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter, and both are superior movies.

wait which yu gi oh story, I read most of the pre-card-game stuff as an idiot youth and have been rereading the first five volumes in japanese as study practice because I found them at a used bookstore for $2 for the lot of em

e: lmfao whenever they find a note from jigsaw he reads it in a gravelly voiceover hahahaha

food court bailiff fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Aug 9, 2020

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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longtimelurker posted:

Still in possession of the jacket used to get the phone the first time...time to saw off a limb instead of use the jacket a second time!

First one was not very good but I finished it. I assumed their target market of sadists was huge to keep the franchise afloat much like whatever brain damage keeping fast and furious printing money

lol he even rips off his shirt to use as a tourniquet

but heís uh, pretty clearly not thinking clearly at that point, he just heard a fuckin shootout at his house with his wife and kid there and he thought they were getting executed

e: why the gently caress does jigsaw tell adam where the key is at the end? it really seems like (not knowing the key went down the drain due to sabotage) he was going to let adam out until he grabbed the gun and tried to shoot him.

food court bailiff fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Aug 9, 2020

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food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

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they couldnít reach the body, it took some engineering to grab the tape player from his hand with the tub stopper chain

but yeah they should have been able to tell at some point

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