nut posted:

Bigfoot catching demonetizations on his mine craft LP and taking on personal sponsors talking in his video for 10 minutes about a promo code where you can download an app that gets you to download other apps for the minimum 30 seconds to both bolster their download numbers artificially and also gain access to your photos and contacts to aggregate into their growing database they sell to other apps trying to do the same thing each download scoring you 30 points which can be exchanged in blocks of 10000 for Applebee’s free apps coupons or spider rings and for a second you see a dull gleam in bigfoots eyes as he looks up into the camera and you wonder if he even knows what he’s talking about and you wonder if you know what you’re talking about but then your phone beeps letting you know download is complete for a photo manipulation app from Razer is complete where you can plug in a photo of yourself to see what you’d look like as a razer death adder mouse you can even export as a gif to get rgb colour swirl you take a picture of your butt as a joke but it’s hard to tell on the output because it just looks like a razer mouse with a buttcrack you delete the app and with those final 30 points you exchange your point total for a sticky hand that will be mailed from China at some point in the future