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Pick posted:sorry to disappoint you but the taser just really hangs on this dong and saps it of its vital essence Lmfbooo. If I had a therapist, I would show this to them
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Aug 9, 2020 06:09
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In a positive way. Like "look how excellent life is"
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Aug 9, 2020 06:37
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is that Aladdin being eaten by a flower? edit: or being born from a flower? 
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Aug 9, 2020 07:12
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Flimf posted:is that Aladdin being eaten by a flower? that's original Aladdin production artwork, from when he is being squeezed by snake-Jafar. this particular rough was done by legendary Disney animator glen keane, the son of the guy who made "The Family Circus"
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Aug 9, 2020 07:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iRlViQ7rAI&t=114s
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Aug 9, 2020 07:19
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Oh right yeah I remember that scene now. Thats pretty cool!
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Aug 9, 2020 07:22
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Big Beef City posted:Buy one of those hand-wavey spooky sound instruments...an osciliscope? Zephyr something? Whatever. You know what I mean. Theremin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theremin?wprov=sfla1 Band name should be Theremember
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Aug 9, 2020 07:32
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Pick posted:sorry to disappoint you but the taser just really hangs on this dong and saps it of its vital essence 
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Aug 9, 2020 07:53
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I clicked the link expecting dumb pun, instead I got the dumb pun but also got briefly mortified. Fuckin' fuckin' machines, man.
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Aug 9, 2020 08:05
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glad you finally got some use out of the 'go gently caress yourself' machine. although despite your claims evidence suggests you have tested it. Pick posted:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH e: El pie es hoy. ¡Stromboli! Strumpie fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Aug 9, 2020 |
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Aug 9, 2020 08:08
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I wonder how many times Glen Keane’s art work has been threatened with a flaccid taser gently caress machine. He worked for Disney so it’s gotta be more than just this one time.
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Aug 9, 2020 08:16
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Pick posted:Also, I'm pretty sure this thing is built on a sewing machine base? I might take it apart and check out the mechanisms.
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Aug 9, 2020 08:26
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Thread delivers. 
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Aug 9, 2020 08:39
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Aug 9, 2020 08:52
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Calibrate that poo poo to like a atom from your cervix and put a greased up dog bone (not like a actual dogs bone but like a bone a dog would eat) on the business end.
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Aug 9, 2020 09:28
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Some real classic artfag vibes to this one.
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Aug 9, 2020 09:28
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I can't believe people spend money to harass you through the mail. Goddamn.
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Aug 9, 2020 09:53
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I'm sure that it would have some other utility, maybe mixing concrete? E: Churning butter?
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Aug 9, 2020 10:00
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The ring of bumps around the base of the dildo is freaking me out. My man has some kind of skin disease
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Aug 9, 2020 10:04
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StrangersInTheNight posted:I can't believe people spend money to harass you through the mail. Goddamn. Cant? Or don't?
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Aug 9, 2020 10:18
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The MoreFeel loving machine emerges from an alleyway, its eyes are glassy, dull orbs surrounded by dark circles hued as the pitch of the most moonless night. It reeks of bourbon-piss and vanilla Black & Milds, hanging from its teeth is a half gnawed cigarette feebly smoking as the MoreFeel ignites its guttering embers with wheezing intakes, it shakily removes the coffin nail from its cavernously cracked lips and slowly parts those selfsame lips to reveal a leering smile bedecked with cold sores and teeth the color of mummy brown poo poo speckled like a hen's egg with mottled black spatters, from the gaping black hole within its maw floats out a miasmatic reek with the potency of a thousand century eggs pickling in a drifter's roadkilled guts in sweltering July heat. Its lifeless orbs rove up and down the length of your body, violating every inch of your flesh with its foul hunger. It hacks out with a rasp that chews the fat of the air like a serrated blade across the throat of a dessicated slug: "Ey girl you tryna gently caress tonight." Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Aug 9, 2020 |
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Aug 9, 2020 10:19
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The LessFeel loving machine is the same as the morefeel but completely frictionless and made of great value pudding
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Aug 9, 2020 10:22
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So is this Morpheel machine mechanical or hydraulic or what? Also I did some research and it appears you attach the donger with a goshdarn XLR connector???
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Aug 9, 2020 10:56
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Pick posted:sorry to disappoint you but the taser just really hangs on this dong and saps it of its vital essence Lmfao
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Aug 9, 2020 11:04
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I’ve used a loving machine once, it was one that a friend of mine built out of scrap. I remember the main part she used for the thing was an old windshield wiper motor It wasn’t bad
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Aug 9, 2020 11:05
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Can you swap out the lovely dildo for a high quality dragon dildo?
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Aug 9, 2020 11:15
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Ziv Zulander posted:I’ve used a loving machine once, it was one that a friend of mine built out of scrap. I remember the main part she used for the thing was an old windshield wiper motor obligatory "don't stop"
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Aug 9, 2020 11:23
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BigBadSteve posted:Thread delivers.
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Aug 9, 2020 11:43
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Felt terrified clicking on this thread title even though I prob knew it was gonna be a pun. Also btw make sure that dildo is body safe it look kinda cheap ngl I had no fear in my heart until I scrolled down and saw a real floppy-dong loving machine. Then I ran for it. I'm back now. I'm sorry for doubting you, Pick. I know you're not the Keyboard Goop 2.0 type. You wouldn't do that. But. for a moment there, you scared me real bad.
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Aug 9, 2020 11:46
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BigBadSteve posted:Thread delivers. 
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Aug 9, 2020 11:53
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This needs to be a real smiley once its safe
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Aug 9, 2020 12:32
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lol ima assign myself partial credit for you getting sent this thanks to my old U can buy gently caress machines on Amazon now thread also i think i found your model on the official site, someone dropped 160$ on this magical gift https://www.morefeel.net/collections/for-her/products/automatic-dildo-sex-machine-toy-electric-speed-360341 looks like u ended up with one of the bending penises not suitable for gently caress machines tho 
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Aug 9, 2020 12:52
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its a shame someone didnt spring for this executive model, even comes in warning yellow! Machine Remote Control Vibrations Thrusting Automatic Heat Dildo $333.99  quote:Features: this thing lets you experience incomparable experiences, how many things in life let you do that huh??
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Aug 9, 2020 13:03
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See! There's the XLR connectors again. Are those powered dongs or what? Is there a microphone in them? Pick get a voltmeter reading from those pins, I gotta know how much juice is going into those hogs!
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Aug 9, 2020 13:05
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you should attach a paintbrush to the dong and give it a blank canvas to work with i bet you could sell the resulting art for a nice profit also gary oldmans diary posted:see that power control how off is right next to the lowest setting. thats how it should be on fans. i dont care about the engineering problems thats what you get paid for now get to work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ3GW7lVBWY
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Aug 9, 2020 13:11
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youre just embarrassing yourself:quote:i dont care about the engineering problems thats what you get paid for now get to work
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Aug 9, 2020 13:16
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no you have to watch the entire 18 minute video and then you'll have a newfound appreciation for why they did it like that it's like how that toaster from 1950 is better than anything made today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
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