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cda

Cardi B: So we were in the studio, just trying out a couple of things...

Megan Thee Stallion: Nothing was really working.

Cardi: I could tell Megan wasn't really all there. So I says "Megan, what's up with you? Where's your focus?"

Megan: And I said, "I'm sorry Cardi, it's just that I have this wet-rear end pussy right now. You know how it is, as a woman, to have a wet-rear end pussy."

Cardi: So I'm like, "Girl, do I ever. Seems like every chick I know got a wet-rear end pussy, and nobody ever talks about it. Maybe it's time we have the talk."

Megan: And that's where the song came from, more or less.

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deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.


Cardi B Researcher: Cardi was noted as having 'wet-rear end pussy' several times throughout her tenure. I've created a database you can peruse at your leisure of dates and times, I call it the CardiDB

cda

deep dish peat moss posted:

Cardi B Researcher: Cardi was noted as having 'wet-rear end pussy' several times throughout her tenure. I've created a database you can peruse at your leisure of dates and times, I call it the CardiDB


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Khanstant


i'm sorry, did you mean "wet and gushy"?

Khanstant


youtube cardinals stand in their ceremonial garb, concerned, watching a monitor. sweat drips down their foreheads and some prostrate themselves to god begging for guidance, wisdom

cut to outside google HQ, a crowd seems to look at the sky above the building in anticipation

no -- they are looking for a sign and they have just gotten it! white smoke billows out of the HQ, white doves fly out of the windows! an answer!

yes to full bouncing naked buttocks, yes to swinging whole tiddies, but NAY to saying the w, a, or p words!

cda

In certain indigenous tribes, when a woman had a wet-rear end pussy she had to go live in a special hut


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google THIS


I'm really confused that there wasn't a picture of a wet cat in the op

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.


If you remember from Into the Cardiverse, the coming of the Wet-rear end Pussy was foretold in the lyrics of Kamasutra

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



just be grateful 4 what u have. an rear end pussy is an rear end pussy, wet or not

barnold

...but i didnt finish



wet rear end-pussy



Mummy Napkin

the outer space hillbilly
borat’s wet-rear end back pussy

cda

The most important thing for me about a song is that it has to be relatable. For instance, when I heard "Wet-rear end Pussy" it was like they were reading my diary. I was like: get out of my head Cardi and Megan, I'm feeling so seen rn! Because I also have a wet-rear end pussy.

FutonForensic


a pervading feeling of female empowerment and sexual liberation can be seen throughout the song’s lyrics, whilst sonically, the track takes the shape of a bass-heavy trap beat with a repetitive but catchy sample looped in the background.

Slumpy



yeah i got a big tushy (big tushy) yeah i got a big tushy (what)


Slumpy



bring that keester over here (over here) let me get a feel of that meester over here (right now)


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



I have a wet rear end. Is that cool to have?

cda

FutonForensic posted:

a pervading feeling of female empowerment and sexual liberation can be seen throughout the song’s lyrics, whilst sonically, the track takes the shape of a bass-heavy trap beat with a repetitive but catchy sample looped in the background.

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
what was the extreme music act "anal stinkyhole"'s original name, alex?



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

cda

The message we were trying to get across is, you're not alone. Millions of women have had someone swipe their nose like a credit card through their wet-rear end pussy and its time we have a conversation about it.


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cda

Of course, we have to be careful about interpreting the historical record, but all indications are that our ancestral foremothers had wet-rear end pussies, although they may have used a different term for it.


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albany academy


deep dish peat moss posted:

Cardi B Researcher: Cardi was noted as having 'wet-rear end pussy' several times throughout her tenure. I've created a database you can peruse at your leisure of dates and times, I call it the CardiDB

google THIS


Ok look, I will do it



This cat, or "pussy," is wet, or "wet-rear end." This is a "wet-rear end pussy." It is funny because it subverts the expectation that the thread's content will be sexual via a play on words. Thank you for your time.

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

cat owl, so what?



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out

thought it was "wet as busey"

Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out

thats how ive been singing it

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Slush Garbo posted:

thought it was "wet as busey"



ty manifisto

FutonForensic


cda posted:

The message we were trying to get across is, you're not alone. Millions of women have had someone swipe their nose like a credit card through their wet-rear end pussy and its time we have a conversation about it.

lmao

google THIS


After 18 years I was finally ready for this jelly. Little did I know there was more in store.

google THIS


cda posted:

The message we were trying to get across is, you're not alone. Millions of women have had someone swipe their nose like a credit card through their wet-rear end pussy and its time we have a conversation about it.

I am unable to do this because I have a chip nose

FutonForensic


google THIS posted:

I am unable to do this because I have a chip nose

put the tip of ur chip nose in the wet rear end pussy until cardi b politely informs you its ready to be removed

Khanstant


what steps can i take as an outsider to be a good ally to wet-rear end pussy?

google THIS


Lifehack: If the wet-rear end pussy has trouble reading your nose try wrapping it in a plastic grocery bag

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

while we support all those folks out here struggling with a wet-rear end pussy, we need to make it clear we are totally against swamp-rear end




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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Censors: "No, sorry Cardi B- we've found most people regard the word "moist" as offensive, you're gonna have to change the name of your new song"

Cardi B: "wet-rear end pussy it is!"



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i flunked out

Surfin PooSA

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Censors: "No, sorry Cardi B- we've found most people regard the word "moist" as offensive, you're gonna have to change the name of your new song"

Cardi B: "wet-rear end pussy it is!"

as an italian American, I still have my objections with the title.

Jim Long-un

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

magic cactus posted:

while we support all those folks out here struggling with a wet-rear end pussy, we need to make it clear we are totally against swamp-rear end

I will never rest until a celebrity acknowledges my struggle of living with a swamp bussy

Jim Long-un fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Aug 10, 2020

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/statu...7366358018?s=20



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awkwerd paws

God Says That Mean People Never Live...

But Then Again I guess He Was Wrong Cause...
You Still ALIVE ...
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awkwerd paws fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Aug 11, 2020

scrub lover/pseriflagt+cat prof guy on sigs tia凸[◣_◢]凸 2020 retard . Pls unban Anne frank fanfic ok thanx


awkwerd paws

God Says That Mean People Never Live...

But Then Again I guess He Was Wrong Cause...
You Still ALIVE ...
Nvm foound it graey alien obvi continue all

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then……when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on “UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np – green day – time of our lives

scrub lover/pseriflagt+cat prof guy on sigs tia凸[◣_◢]凸 2020 retard . Pls unban Anne frank fanfic ok thanx


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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

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