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PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

twistedmentat posted:

Yea but most of them are dudes.




Always a fan of the first edition of Citytech's cover. That Archer just plowing through the buildings like they were nothing and the tank crew getting the gently caress out of there.

I love how anime it looks. It's a big break from all the other art of the time that attempts to downplay the game's cartoon roots.

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Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm

PeterWeller posted:

I love how anime it looks. It's a big break from all the other art of the time that attempts to downplay the game's cartoon roots.

That mech was also taken from Macross, so that fits.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Gravitas Shortfall posted:

It's tempting to try and colour this so that I can make out what the gently caress is going on in it

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


There's butts, and they are being stomped. What else do you need to know?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Defiance Industries posted:

There's butts, and they are being stomped. What else do you need to know?

The butts color

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

Polaron posted:

That mech was also taken from Macross, so that fits.

Oh I know. I'm a big geek for all the unseen designs. I'm basically a 3025-or-getout grog.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

PeterWeller posted:

Oh I know. I'm a big geek for all the unseen designs. I'm basically a 3025-or-getout grog.

:hfive:

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

It's tempting to try and colour this so that I can make out what the gently caress is going on in it

The Hunchback, or Buttstomp, blew off the Wolfhound's left arm with his AC-20. Dismayed, the Wolfhound harmlessly discharges his large laser into the air while the Wolverine in the lower left corner also misses Buttstomp. Also, there's a Hadouken involved.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Yes, except that it's a Panther, not a Wolfhound. They look pretty similar but that has jump jets in its legs and no rear-firing laser.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I always forget tt Battletech has rear end lasers

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Defiance Industries posted:

Yes, except that it's a Panther, not a Wolfhound. They look pretty similar but that has jump jets in its legs and no rear-firing laser.

Ah, I thought it was a Wolfhound because of the perky eared radio antenna. Granted, not all models have it, like the 3039 Stayin' Alive model.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
I can't believe no one posted this yet.



Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

It's just bristling with heavy weapons and the artist drew it firing just one of it's weedliest guns with absolutely no sense of impact or energy.

Never change, Battletech artists.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Comstar posted:

I can't believe no one posted this yet.





My favorite part is that they copied the Macross logo. Two, two lawsuits in one.

Ritz On Toppa Ritz
Oct 14, 2006

You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.
I think it should be said, at least with most of the macross mech designs they copied, that they were considered poo poo mecha in the macross universe.

So Battletech made them better :colbert:

I wonder if that argument was considered by a real lawyer?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


It's been a while since I watched Macross, but everything besides Veritechs seemed to exist exclusively for the purpose of being destroyed en masse by them.

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

They're basically ablative armor that march out onto the deck of the SDF and soak up missiles and lasers that would have otherwise hit it.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Comstar posted:

I can't believe no one posted this yet.





I have no idea where my copy vanished to so seeing that hurts me.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
The Robotech RPG gave em pretty decent stats, they still weren't Veritechs but they were a viable option.

https://thetrove.net/Books/Robotech/Robotech%201ed/Robotech%20-%20Book%2008%20-%20Strike%20Force%20-%20PAL563P.pdf

Hunter Noventa
Apr 21, 2010

Defiance Industries posted:

It's been a while since I watched Macross, but everything besides Veritechs seemed to exist exclusively for the purpose of being destroyed en masse by them.

They're what made the Daedalus Attack work.

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

Hunter Noventa posted:

They're what made the Daedalus Attack work.

my recollection is you could have done that with fixed missile batteries, so that's not much of an endorsement

Ritz On Toppa Ritz
Oct 14, 2006

You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.
It looks so much lamer than 40K when everyone misses.

With 40K you can say it’s shooting at something ‘off screen’

What the heck is this?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I call it "two different book covers"

Ritz On Toppa Ritz
Oct 14, 2006

You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.
In the future you don’t need ear protection.

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.

Cracker King posted:

In the future you don’t need ear protection.



Ear plugs are Lostech.

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm

W.T. Fits posted:

Ear plugs are Lostech.

The entire Mech actually acts as a giant silencer.

Ritz On Toppa Ritz
Oct 14, 2006

You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Ninurta posted:

Ah, I thought it was a Wolfhound because of the perky eared radio antenna. Granted, not all models have it, like the 3039 Stayin' Alive model.



PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Ninurta posted:

while the Wolverine in the lower left corner also misses Buttstomp. Also, there's a Hadouken involved.

I think that's a Quickdraw. You can tell because two of the lasers are pointed backwards to waste almost half of its already mediocre firepower help it run away! :pseudo:

The cardboard token from the 4th edition box is the coolest the Quickdraw has ever looked (and even it fucks up and mounts the two rear lasers forward because those rear-mounted lasers just don't make any sense).






Edit: Those tokens made a lot of really garbage 'Mechs look surprisingly cool. This is the coolest the Panther and Vindicator have ever looked.





I'd have to say this is the iconic Grasshopper for me, too. It's just weird and alien and flexible in a way 'Mechs don't normally get depicted and I'd say it's part of the reason the Grasshopper's one of my favorite 'Mechs to this day.



Obligatory:

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Sep 12, 2020

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

drat, those cutouts are actually some of the best Battletech art I've seen. Half those light mechs usually look like a regular guy with a sledge hammer could win in a fight with them.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
I have a real soft spot for most of them!






It's just a pity even they can't make the Dragon look cool. :haw:

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


They do make the Vindi look cool, which imo is missing the point of the mech.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
The 4th ed standee art communicates everything you need to know about the Vindicator, though. It's slow (you can tell, because it's bulky), easy to use (because it's got only the one really big gun), and it's designed to get shot at (you can tell, because it's bulky).

Likewise the Clint. You know the Clint is a trash mook because they gave it stormtrooper face but it's not as bulky as the Vindicator so it's probably less ok to let it get shot.


Edit: and the 4th Ed Awesome is the Platonic Ideal Awesome that every other Awesome aspires to be.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Sep 12, 2020

Ritz On Toppa Ritz
Oct 14, 2006

You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.
It’s like - they just have a slight dip in their hips and they suddenly look dynamic.

They def look cool but it lacks the charm of bulky and awkward 80’s robots.

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


That Jenner looks derpy as hell, but an Awesome always looks good. :swoon:

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good



:hmmyes:

KDdidit
Mar 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer
Birds with arms photoshopped on ?!?!!

Ritz On Toppa Ritz
Oct 14, 2006

You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.
Now I want a game where you pilot a Hatchetman and herd giant chickens.

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
It could be worse right, I mean it's not a giant Otter.

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