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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



John wants to gently caress cow
mods turgid behind window:
"Yes... Ha ha ha... Yes!"

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Dave_Indeed posted:

My dog just farted.

He flees, like I am guilty.

I will put him down.



I think about this post from time to time.

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004



forum haikus for
um haikus forum haikus
forum haukus for

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Bread Liar

Finger touches keys
The harsh glow from monitors
Unread posts bleed time

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Five syllables yes
Posts are now really good, yes
Gas thread, ban op, yes

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


Highly developed
Amphibious theropod
The Spinosaurus

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Posting a shitpost
To my favorite forum
General Bullshit

Stabby McDamage
Dec 11, 2005



Doctor Rope

Jesus Christ, you goons.
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
How embarassing.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006



Soiled Meat

The episode where
Bill gets a cane and Dave has
his first staff retreat

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Gas thread, ban OP
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Go back, GBS.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


I poo poo my drat pant
Down only one gross pantleg,
Dad gay so whatever.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

one two three four five
one two three four five six sev
jeffery of yospos

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

i turn up on line
gbs fills with my posts
oh no! they all suck

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




smoking tons of weed
i laugh at my own poo poo joke
pood my pants again

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

Lowtax, stop posting
Just shut up and go away
Unplug your router

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Stabby McDamage posted:

Jesus Christ, you goons.
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
How embarassing.

Pusher bot be like
Stairs in your house, haha!
Goon is dead, so what

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013



hurf de durf it is
b y o b time sit back
and chill my b y

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


"I did not hit her!"
For five golden manbabies
A man's spine traded

RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS


Nature knows no ban
Summer still turns to autumn
The mangosteen blooms

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

EorayMel posted:

Gas thread, ban OP
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Go back, GBS.

You don't belong here
The pink forum is for friends
Get out of FYAD

Gorak
Dec 25, 2004

"Oh my God, they revived Gorak! You bastards!"

Euh! where is FYAD
For Lowtax seeing NAZIs
Turn off monitor

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


original thoughts
fear to tread in this grey space
hah; it is krusty

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


General Bullshit
The place responsible for
Doobie's Doghouse. Wow!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Goon charity drive:
Matenwa Learning Center
funded by Goon love

Pudding Space
Mar 19, 2014


Light falls on the snow
The pee is stored in the balls
Low effort - no ring.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

It turns out Father
is a homosexual
but there's no bother

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

some people say that
haikus have a set number
of syllables. bah!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


blue-starred; too into
Trek, the Next Generation;
an oxford comma

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


Soiled Meat

scrape goop from keyboard
ejaculate on paper
record the process

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



admins will only
believe every third woman
foot guy yikeseroo

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

No infants are here
Your poison womb makes heaven
Too loving crowded

astral
Apr 26, 2004



the sun burns brightly
a shitpost, starting to stink
time is but fleeting

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

ChubbyChecker posted:

admins will only
believe every third woman
foot guy yikeseroo

yikeseroo... foot guy?
Is there even more to it?
Nope, don't want to know.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

A stream running dry
A tempting offer is made
Lick the battery

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Spineless man beats wife
Takes plane to visit side piece
Also beats her up

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

My journey begins
A long road lies before me
My feet hurt I quit

A package arrives
I wonder what it could be
Woo free sex machine

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"

Steve H, San Jose
A fall day, a hockey shark
Smash Mouth eat the eggs

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.


Endless Frustration
My mind racks with painful thoughts
Haikus are hard

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008


To hit a woman
A webmaster's burden
Wait, my Patreon

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screamin and creamin
Sep 15, 2003



Fyad has been closed
It was never any good
But sucked major rear end

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