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cda

a centaur?

by: Willie the Disk
from: May 30th 2008

OP:

sure we can all think of the downsides, but I think human/centaur relationships get a lot of flack, and you don't hear the good things about them, so let's try to list em

1 you can make lots of gr8 puns on the word "ride" as in "I think I'll go home and ride my gf/bf"
2 you really can't deny how hot centaurs are
3 you can ride your gf/bf around town
4 won't have to worry about you know who
5 you won't feel so lonely when you're plowing your field. it's nice to be out there and have someone to takl to, you know. about life, or you know whatever.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

6 he got six limbs so he can Easily sync up six boom boxes playing tha Bone Thugs n Harmony banger Mr Bill Collector to layer and harmonize their melodic stylings to an unheard of degree

7 imagine that same poo poo but with Budsmokers Only instead jesus

ASAPRockySituation


Luxurious coat you don't have to buy

Pretend you're a good dancer by doing special centaur-only dances that nobody else knows you're not good at

Carrying in heavy groceries and furniture would be really easy

Never have to listen to the "I want a pony" stage of child development

nut


you can eat livestock feed laced with growth hormones and ground up expired candy which makes you stronge

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


you can sell your prom/wedding photos as hyper-realistic fetish art on patreon


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


can kiss your half-horse s/o in public and post online to really stick it to your brony rivals

"yeah that's right get a good look Xx420rainbowdash69xX, drink it in, you fucken wish you were me"


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

nut


you get to engage with The Tube a right bestowed on few humans

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

cda

ASAPRockySituation posted:

Never have to listen to the "I want a pony" stage of child development

yeah, but once the biological clock gets ticking...


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barnold

...but i didnt finish



nut posted:

you get to engage with The Tube a right bestowed on few humans

don't be fuckin tellin people about my tube behind my back it's a very sensitive subject



ASAPRockySituation


Get to horse around every day


Guaranteed stable relationship

ASAPRockySituation fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Aug 11, 2020

ASAPRockySituation


Imagine the power you’d have in a pool chicken fight

nut


you can scream into The Tube only to hear the perfect crystalline silence of the universe murmur back

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

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cda

ASAPRockySituation posted:

Guaranteed stable relationship


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