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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Bagsy I'm Orange Cassidy

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Hello yes sign me up please!

yessssssssss :unsmigghh:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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SalTheBard posted:

If there wasn't a "lurker mechanic" in these games nobody would ever post

In mafia as in life, :justpost: is my motto

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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jesus WEP posted:

can’t wait to vote to kill all of my fight island friends

Sounds like something a scum would say :thunkher:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Cavauro posted:

If someone can get kind of mad during this i'd appreciate it.

You will not go away unhappy

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Sounds like something a scum would say :thunk:

Sounds like someone is against scumhunting to me, now why would that be :thunkher:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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jesus WEP posted:

getting someone hot is the best bit

Sorry we banned hornyposting

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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It's been a while since I did a mafia, better make sure I've got the hang of it again

##vote jesus WEP

Still got it :smug:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Senerio posted:

##vote jesus WEP

WRAP IT UP SCUMAILURES

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Reminder to everyone that to officially vote you must write ##vote person in bold so that votefinder picks it up and tallies your vote

Junpei, you can ignore this post

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Junpei Hyde posted:

Too late mother fucker

Wow editing your posts like a big dirty cheater

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL PLAYERS ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT JESUS WEP AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER PLAYER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD 3P ROLES TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF LYNCHING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF LYNCHING CAUSE JUNPEI HYDE KNOWS SHE CAN'T BEAT ME AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO JESUS WEP YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF LYNCHING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF LYNCHING AT SACRIFICE! JESUS WEP?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Jackie D posted:

I'm not voting for anyone yet

:thunkher:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

And no one told me.

Yet somehow you already knew. I wonder why that would be :thunkher:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

What did you know and when did you know it, Rarity?

Oh you didn't know?

YOUR rear end BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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jesus WEP posted:

scott steiner is insanely virtuous imo

And yet you're still voting for me so what does this say about you? :thunkher:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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jesus WEP posted:

it says i wanted to say “scoop steiner” because i like wordplay :shobon:

Oh well that makes sense I guess I can unvote you now so-

MorningMoon posted:

Just the other day i read jesus wep post"i will kill hangman adam page and pretend i didnt" so i think ill vote for them

!!!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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projecthalaxy posted:

J'Accuse!!!

just like in general. I am accusing. Here i go.

:munch:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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I can't work out if we're still in jokephase or not

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Gumball Gumption posted:

We're never not in jokephase.

We're also never in jokephase.

Is this post-irony posting?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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karmicknight posted:

uh did seriously things immediately pop off the second things started, because that is very funny. I also only just woke up because my life is in (kind of okay) shambles.

The Day 1 turbo is an honoured mafia tradition :patriot:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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jesus WEP posted:

in my experience during day 1 you just shitpost until the deadline is approaching and then throw someone under the bus more or less at random

Look at this person attempting to put people off from day 1 scumhunting :thunkher:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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karmicknight posted:

see an appeal to tradition seems like just potentially good cover to me.

I don't think you get jokephase

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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karmicknight posted:

I don't get jokes. It's why I post on somethingawful.com

Story checks out

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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jesus WEP posted:

uhh yeah okay, i think it's way more suspect trying to get day 1 over and done with ASAP rather than encouraging more people to :justpost: more but you do you scoopsgal

Joking about the Day 1 turbo is an honoured mafia tradition :patriot:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Pinche Rudo posted:

I'm going to search through Hangman's booze stash for clues

He drunk it all, I already checked

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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karmicknight posted:

Lucha masks are like at least as much of a tradition as these made up traditions Rarity keeps citing.

Seriously questioning joking about day 1 turbos is an honoured mafia tradition :patriot:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

I realize now that it could easily look like I'm throwing out accusations wildly but please not that I have not changed my vote and they were in good fun rather than actual accusations of scumhood.


Except jesus WEP.

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Dig up you dipshit

These posts are actually pretty scummy!!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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karmicknight posted:

We see once again the scoopsgal, oscillating wildly and turning on those who have voted party line seemingly only to cause chaos.

but I guess causing chaos is a time honored mafia tradition. :patriot:

You know that there's more than one person on the scum team, right? :sun:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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karmicknight posted:

##Vote Rarity

editing rules make me powerful.

Zoinks

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Gumball Gumption posted:

##Vote ShallNoiseUpon

Ok, I'm a little rusty on my mafia but it feels very early for any claims, even a "I'm not scum". Especially a very specific "I'm not scum" that makes sure to not say that you're town.

Yeah falling apart the second you draw any heat is not a good look

##vote ShallNoiseUpon

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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jesus WEP posted:

I’m going to guess that a newbie friendly game (as this one should be) wouldn’t have anything too weird or complicated to the roles

Hey jesus WEP what do you think of SNU's last few posts?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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projecthalaxy posted:

Enough people have now voted to condemn someone to that big yeehaw in the sky, if we reached a unanimous decision. Just something to think about.

Lol you expect unanimous decisions in mafia

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Is the rule "once you get 50%+1" or is it "at the end of the period"


I'm a big old newbie

As soon as you get a majority

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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Ibexaz posted:

##VOTE Rarity due to some SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIORS

Care to explain those, bud?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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mikeycp posted:

never joke

100% sincerity all day every day

Look at this scummy post right here

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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projecthalaxy posted:

what about always develop so many layers of false bravado and performed personality to avoid being attacked that you yourself are not 100 percent sure if you are joking or not because you haven't seen the real you since middle school and you don't know what he thinks anymore

how about that

Too real

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

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What's your reasoning for jesus WEP and SNU being in there?

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