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buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord


Buglord
28/M/USA
6.9 Miles away

Hi im buglord, I like reading long posts, hanging out here in GBS, and occasionally sightseeing around PYF. People say im pretty good at white noise posting. One of my favorite skills is working from home op. How about the two of us meet and emptyquote over some cheetos and pepsi?

Not interested in long rap sheets or goatse posting, swipe left if that is you. sorry.

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Joe Bogan
Aug 24, 2019




Goonr? I only just metr

Relax Or DIE
May 8, 2006







hey buglord

are they crunchy or puffy cheetos

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

crunchy but we can do puffy if you'd like

Relax Or DIE
May 8, 2006







puffy pls, meet me in games, i'll be the naked one

Woodsy Owl
Oct 26, 2004


u up?

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord


i showed u my meme answer me

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



41/m seeks goon girl to be my online girlfriend I'm clingy and moody but I'm also fiercely loyal even when I probably shouldn't be

things i am good at:
keeping in touch
ignoring red flags

things you should be good at:
feigning interest
talking me down from a ledge (figuratively but maybe sometimes literally?)

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


Vote 5 to match, vote 1 to ignore

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



Please send feet pics

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011


goon love is the best love

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

if you cant handle me in the lepers colony you don't deserve me when i'm an OP of a stickied thread.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


JFC ive never seem the full SQUART man before. Unreal. Heavy meth vibes.

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Jul 25, 2007

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unicorn here, if you want these feet your memes better be on point

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


i want to press my mouth against your shitlips like a docking maneuver in space...i feel the vibrations of your lower intestines going hurgl gurgl as your sphincter winks inwards slightly before erupting a train of diarrhetic heaven straight into my stomach

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promising carl
Sep 9, 2002



Fun Shoe

I am married and not looking to mingle.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





Live, Laugh, Post

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



*memories to keep me warm at night*

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!






Ultra Carp

Joe Bogan posted:

Goonr? I only just metr

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Grimey Drawer

I'm fat, I'm old, and I'm a disappointment to everyone in my life including myself.

If you have BPD, I have a couple thousand in the bank. Let's ruin my life together!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



LabyaMynora posted:

I'm fat, I'm old, and I'm a disappointment to everyone in my life including myself.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



Yea group hug in order here

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Spinz posted:

*memories to keep me warm at night*



This is me but i have no need for a dating site as everyone knows goons bud off a new smaller goon from their neck.

Some say the original case zero goon got kicked out of mit for writing computer porn or sniffing feet. I dont know, not much into family reunions

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk



Tinder is just called Tinder not Tindr

Why do I see so many say Tindr

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Fartbox posted:

Tinder is just called Tinder not Tindr

Why do I see so many say Tindr

Ouch.

I dont know how to tell you this, but Tinder is the joke tindr all the other attractives tell fat people to go to.

PM me and i'll give you access to the real app. You'll have to turn on untrusted apps in your phone, and most of the matches are in cyrillic, but the cooze is unbelievable

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

Fartbox posted:

Tinder is just called Tinder not Tindr

Why do I see so many say Tindr

Itís a play off Grindr

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die



my hobbies are having fun with my friends, and relaxing

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!


Muldoon

being casual with 1 to 4 other people.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk



Hi,

I am extremely straight, but right now I'm looking for soft supple twink rear end to pound

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Likes: sex, sonic the hedgehog.

Dislikes: everything else.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006



Fun Shoe

you couldnít afford it honey

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


rap music posted:

you couldn’t afford it honey

I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

This flaming skeleton is brought to you by the Buy Lowtax A New Spine Foundation.


are u a er or a threadkiller? or maybe vers

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the President is dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


Not looking for something serious, just someone to carry a printer across campus for me. Hit me up if you're interested.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

LabyaMynora posted:

I'm fat, I'm old, and I'm a disappointment to everyone in my life including myself.

If you have BPD, I have a couple thousand in the bank. Let's ruin my life together!

Do you mean bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder?

This is important.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind



The choice is clear

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004



we tried this

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dracula vladdy AF
May 6, 2011


yikes

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