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buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Buglord
28/M/USA
6.9 Miles away

Hi im buglord, I like reading long posts, hanging out here in GBS, and occasionally sightseeing around PYF. People say im pretty good at white noise posting. One of my favorite skills is working from home op. How about the two of us meet and emptyquote over some cheetos and pepsi?

Not interested in long rap sheets or goatse posting, swipe left if that is you. sorry.

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Kingo Ligma: Aug 24, 2019; Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Goonr? I only just metr

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:13

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: May 8, 2006; "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

hey buglord

are they crunchy or puffy cheetos

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:15

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

crunchy but we can do puffy if you'd like

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:15

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: May 8, 2006; "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

puffy pls, meet me in games, i'll be the naked one

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:16

Woodsy Owl: Oct 27, 2004

u up?

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:18

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Woodsy Owl posted:

u up?

i showed u my meme answer me

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:20

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

41/m seeks goon girl to be my online girlfriend I'm clingy and moody but I'm also fiercely loyal even when I probably shouldn't be

things i am good at:
keeping in touch
ignoring red flags

things you should be good at:
feigning interest
talking me down from a ledge (figuratively but maybe sometimes literally?)

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:21

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Vote 5 to match, vote 1 to ignore

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:25

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Please send feet pics

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:26

Muscle Wizard: Jul 28, 2011; by sebmojo

goon love is the best love

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:29

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

if you cant handle me in the lepers colony you don't deserve me when i'm an OP of a stickied thread.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 02:16

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

# ? Aug 11, 2020 02:26

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

JFC ive never seem the full SQUART man before. Unreal. Heavy meth vibes.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 02:36

Ad by Khad: Jul 25, 2007; Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.

unicorn here, if you want these feet your memes better be on point

# ? Aug 11, 2020 02:37

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

i want to press my mouth against your shitlips like a docking maneuver in space...i feel the vibrations of your lower intestines going hurgl gurgl as your sphincter winks inwards slightly before erupting a train of diarrhetic heaven straight into my stomach

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 02:46

a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

I am married and not looking to mingle.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 03:20

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Live, Laugh, Post

# ? Aug 11, 2020 03:30

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

*memories to keep me warm at night*

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 03:33

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Can't post for 6 hours!; Ultra Carp

Joe Bogan posted:

Goonr? I only just metr

# ? Aug 11, 2020 03:49

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

I'm fat, I'm old, and I'm a disappointment to everyone in my life including myself.

If you have BPD, I have a couple thousand in the bank. Let's ruin my life together!

# ? Aug 11, 2020 04:39

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

LabyaMynora posted:

I'm fat, I'm old, and I'm a disappointment to everyone in my life including myself.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 04:45

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Yea group hug in order here
:sympathy:

# ? Aug 11, 2020 05:55

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Spinz posted:

*memories to keep me warm at night*

This is me but i have no need for a dating site as everyone knows goons bud off a new smaller goon from their neck.

Some say the original case zero goon got kicked out of mit for writing computer porn or sniffing feet. I dont know, not much into family reunions

# ? Aug 11, 2020 06:59

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Tinder is just called Tinder not Tindr

Why do I see so many say Tindr

# ? Aug 11, 2020 07:01

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Fartbox posted:

Tinder is just called Tinder not Tindr

Why do I see so many say Tindr

Ouch.

I dont know how to tell you this, but Tinder is the joke tindr all the other attractives tell fat people to go to.

PM me and i'll give you access to the real app. You'll have to turn on untrusted apps in your phone, and most of the matches are in cyrillic, but the cooze is unbelievable

# ? Aug 11, 2020 07:06

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Fartbox posted:

Tinder is just called Tinder not Tindr

Why do I see so many say Tindr

It�s a play off Grindr :ssh:

# ? Aug 11, 2020 07:08

tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

my hobbies are having fun with my friends, and relaxing

# ? Aug 11, 2020 07:18

Jeffrey Dahmer: May 21, 2017; by Pragmatica; Muldoon

being casual with 1 to 4 other people.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 08:00

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Hi,

I am extremely straight, but right now I'm looking for soft supple twink rear end to pound

# ? Aug 11, 2020 09:31

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Likes: sex, sonic the hedgehog.

Dislikes: everything else.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 09:58

rap music: Mar 11, 2006

you couldn�t afford it honey

# ? Aug 11, 2020 10:51

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

rap music posted:

you couldn’t afford it honey

I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 10:54

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

are u a

er or a threadkiller? or maybe vers :wink:

# ? Aug 11, 2020 11:28

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Not looking for something serious, just someone to carry a printer across campus for me. Hit me up if you're interested.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 11:52

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

# ? Aug 11, 2020 11:55

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

LabyaMynora posted:

I'm fat, I'm old, and I'm a disappointment to everyone in my life including myself.

If you have BPD, I have a couple thousand in the bank. Let's ruin my life together!

Do you mean bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder?

This is important.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 12:44