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cda
Jan 2, 2010


I'm just spitballing here, trying to map out the entire opportunity-space, but have you considered lying more about your job, like tell them you're a NASA test pilot or you've become a mafia bookie or the guy who taste tests cum to see whether various pills and stuff that claim to make your cum taste better really work. Because then they would probably be so relieved when you told them the truth they wouldn't be able to get mad.

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