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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007



Put an extra can liner inside underneath the newly replaced one after emptying. Sometimes the weekday people will mess up or throw away something shameful or otherwise use/damage/remove the liner. An extra will let them replace themselves instead of risking them chunking poo poo into the can raw. It's also helpful when attending to cans if you for whatever reason didn't have your trash bags on you or in reach.

Check under desks, legally any gum there is free to take and fist sized stone of it is worth its weight in ambergris.

Any break-room, food/drink dispensing area, gotta move poo poo around. People be cleaning up after themselves by pushing nasty poo poo just under anything they can. If here's a fridge, try to know their policy because if you can just loving throw everything away you'll save yourself some eventually gnarly fridge fudge cleaning work.

Get your hair up before working, don't wanna have to brush hair out of your eyes with dirty gloves or hands. And of course, always bring a brass knuckle

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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007



is razor blade necklace what it sounds like? if so, is there a context in which it isn't a bad idea? what good could possibly be wrought from such a necklace?

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007



I had a tempo agency job one summer in college as janitor for this fake-medicine-scam business. One room I had to clean was "the powder room" and it was stacks of sacks of various powders and containers for them to go in, some kind of big vacuum tube system too, a lot of it looked kind of cartoony to me. It was supposed to be a "clean" room, so other workers weren't supposed to be in there or walk through, but the layout of the place made it a really logical place to cut-through so people still did. Even so, I wasn't always sweeping powder into trash, they'd hoover it up sometimes lol. I was also concerned b/c they didn't have masks for me to wear, but some of the pill-making workers did? They told me that powder room was non-toxic, just inert fillers or whatever. I still brought the mask I'd wear for drawing classes to avoid black-charcoal-boogers.

They eventually did have me cleaning the toxic stuff, some of which was basically the cleaning solutions being the toxicest part. It was all non-FDA "medicine," lotta homeopathic poo poo, bottles that are like "take 12 pills every 6 hours." Kind of place that also sold healing crystal pyramids and like coffee enemeas and whacky stuff like that. Anyway, hated dealing with the toxic stuff more than cleaning bathrooms so if any test tube or beaker or whatever was going to require mechanical effort to clean, I'd just toss it in the broken dirty glass hazard bin. They could buy replacements for the price of one bottle of their snake oil, gently caress em.

as a "bonus" for working there, i was given one item worth up to 25 bucks or something a month. The coffee enema and crystal healing objects were what I wanted but out of the price range, so I settled for a jar of pink rock salt one month and this jar of raw-honey with chunks of bees and hive still in it. It was good on toast but I think it also makes me immortal b/c of the royal jelly in it or whatever.

edit: Sorry, there's no actual protip there. Uh, just be safe, you don't know what those office goons are up to in the back.

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