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barnold

...but i didnt finish



feeling his tits and rear end



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Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


ben franklin is thiccest founding father imho


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
give him the old john hancock



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

barnold

...but i didnt finish



im sorry guys i shouldn't have made this thread. now people are going to think BYOB is full of federalists

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



franklin more like spanklin



sigs by cool guys Zurtilik® and Barking Gecko™

nut


i'm trying to emerge from a hole in the ground with william taft but his fat rear end got winnie the pooh stuck in the hole like the naked mole rats that sacrifice themselves to block the entrances to the colony under attack william taft is protecting me and his hair is ruffled from light making out

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

barnold

...but i didnt finish



nut posted:

i'm trying to emerge from a hole in the ground with william taft but his fat rear end got winnie the pooh stuck in the hole like the naked mole rats that sacrifice themselves to block the entrances to the colony under attack william taft is protecting me and his hair is ruffled from light making out

twice a day taft's rear end erupts and farts and shits on the south garden of the white house. tourists come from many miles away to view Ol' Faithful

Khanstant


i stand by the founding mothers, the founding fathers hosed up and are ON WATCH

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

feeling his tits and rear end

Falling into his eyes

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.


Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

im sorry guys i shouldn't have made this thread. now people are going to think BYOB is full of federalists

lol



thank u vanisher for the sig

Musluk



GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Falling into his eyes

whispering sweet nothings into his ears



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

Thatss so cool....



oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
making it rain... tears. because b-frank's heart belongs to another ;_;



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Pahilla the Hun

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when he said "key party" i should have known it wasn't gross and we were just gonna play outside in the thunderstorms


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

nut


Pahilla the Hun posted:

when he said "key party" i should have known it wasn't gross and we were just gonna play outside in the thunderstorms

hehehe

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


Pahilla the Hun posted:

when he said "key party" i should have known it wasn't gross and we were just gonna play outside in the thunderstorms


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

As they said in the Bone Thugs N Harmony song Clog Up Yo Mind

quote:

And Benjamin Franklin please come save me
Hit tha weed, and y'all in, rollin' yo finga but spot ya



FutonForensic


the pounding fathers

barnold

...but i didnt finish



when im not groping him sensually, Benjy likes to shred gnar



google THIS


FutonForensic posted:

the pounding fathers

Putty

Making out with and grinding on all the founding fathers as they sign the declaration of independence like nothing is happening

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

The founding fathers confounded at my ability to cream on command. Benjy Franklin leans over and stares directly into my penis, "Huh" he says as he sticks a key into my johnson.



frump truck
this is my text


nut posted:

i'm trying to emerge from a hole in the ground with william taft but his fat rear end got winnie the pooh stuck in the hole like the naked mole rats that sacrifice themselves to block the entrances to the colony under attack william taft is protecting me and his hair is ruffled from light making out

frump truck
this is my text


i wish i had a ben franklin so i could watch him put lightning onto a kite 1x/month

nut


inventing electricity when lightning hits ur wet rear end pussy and ur just trying to fly a key

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Pahilla the Hun

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Think about it, make a post




its all about the Benjamins unless its not then idk wtf


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The founding fathers confounded at my ability to cream on command. Benjy Franklin leans over and stares directly into my penis, "Huh" he says as he sticks a key into my johnson.




----------------
Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Jerry: I wonder what making out with Ben Franklin would be like...

Elaine: I guess it would be weird, because you know- he's DEAD?

George: Jesus Christ, we're in another Pot Smoke Phoenix BYOB thread, aren't we?

Kramer: You know, people think I'm batshit crazy, what the hell are YOU on about?

George: You know, that thing he does- Pot Smoke Phoenix, on that website, SomethingAwful...

Elaine: That DOES sound awful, do you have a fever, George? A dry cough, or have you lost your sense of taste or smell?

George: No, he already did that one...

Elaine: Who?

George: Pot Smoke Phoenix!

Jerry: Who's Pot Smoke Phoenix?

Kramer: I think George has finally lost it, gang...

Jerry: So anyways, I'm kissing on Ben Franklin, and he's into it, you know?

George: This is so stupid.

Elaine: Why Ben Franklin? Why not Aaron Burr, he shot Benedict Arnold in a duel or something, right?

Kramer: Yeah, and then he became President, so he outranks Ben Franklin

George: Ben Franklin was President!

Everyone who has ever been on Seinfeld, every cast member, guest, Best Boy, Gaffer- if someone delivered food to the Seionf3eld show, they all throw their LEFT shoe at George for being so god drat STUPID!!!

George: See! Pot Smoke Phoenix is drinking again, he's being mean!

Everyone: SHUT UP, GEORGE! YOU SUCK!



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

barnold

...but i didnt finish



ben franklin's hair absolutely 100 percent smells like baby powder. but that's okay, that's fine by me, because his triple D titties are all i need



Pahilla the Hun

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it’s getting hot and heavy, Ben decides he wants to go “downtown” and as he starts to remove his wooden teeth

i grab him by the wig and whisper “no...leave them in”


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

Pahilla the Hun posted:

it’s getting hot and heavy, Ben decides he wants to go “downtown” and as he starts to remove his wooden teeth

i grab him by the wig and whisper “no...leave them in”




----------------
Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


xposting from https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...er=398#lastpost


Prof. Crocodile posted:

has benjamin franklin been sexualized on deviantart? of course he has.


Day 26 Time traveling Benjamin Franklin


FBE Trey x Ricky - Benjamin Franklin Is My Wife


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

nut


ben franklin ahegao...

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Pahilla the Hun

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Think about it, make a post




nut posted:

ben franklin ahegao...

lmao


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

google THIS


(trying not to smirk) Well, I can see why you call it Poor Richard.

Pahilla the Hun

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holy poo poo


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

barnold

...but i didnt finish




hell yeah he is



GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
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barnold

...but i didnt finish





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