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barnold: ...but i didnt finish

feeling his tits and rear end

# ? Aug 11, 2020 19:44

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# ? Sep 29, 2020 00:32

Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

ben franklin is thiccest founding father imho

thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

# ? Aug 11, 2020 19:49

oh but seriously I: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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give him the old john hancock

_{poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say}

# ? Aug 11, 2020 19:54

barnold: ...but i didnt finish

im sorry guys i shouldn't have made this thread. now people are going to think BYOB is full of federalists

# ? Aug 11, 2020 19:58

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

franklin more like spanklin

sigs by cool guys Zurtilik� and Barking Gecko�

# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:02

nut

i'm trying to emerge from a hole in the ground with william taft but his fat rear end got winnie the pooh stuck in the hole like the naked mole rats that sacrifice themselves to block the entrances to the colony under attack william taft is protecting me and his hair is ruffled from light making out

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4

god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:04

barnold: ...but i didnt finish

nut posted:

i'm trying to emerge from a hole in the ground with william taft but his fat rear end got winnie the pooh stuck in the hole like the naked mole rats that sacrifice themselves to block the entrances to the colony under attack william taft is protecting me and his hair is ruffled from light making out

twice a day taft's rear end erupts and farts and shits on the south garden of the white house. tourists come from many miles away to view Ol' Faithful

# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:10

Khanstant

i stand by the founding mothers, the founding fathers hosed up and are ON WATCH

# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:15

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Can't post for 3 hours!

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

feeling his tits and rear end

Falling into his eyes

# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:23

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

im sorry guys i shouldn't have made this thread. now people are going to think BYOB is full of federalists

lol

thank u vanisher for the sig

# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:25

Musluk

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Falling into his eyes

whispering sweet nothings into his ears

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:39

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: meat

Thatss so cool....

# ? Aug 11, 2020 21:26

oh but seriously I: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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making it rain... tears. because b-frank's heart belongs to another ;_;

_{poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say}

# ? Aug 11, 2020 21:31

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

when he said "key party" i should have known it wasn't gross and we were just gonna play outside in the thunderstorms

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Aug 11, 2020 21:33

nut

Pahilla the Hun posted:

when he said "key party" i should have known it wasn't gross and we were just gonna play outside in the thunderstorms

hehehe

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4

god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

# ? Aug 11, 2020 21:34

Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

Pahilla the Hun posted:

when he said "key party" i should have known it wasn't gross and we were just gonna play outside in the thunderstorms

thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

# ? Aug 11, 2020 22:01

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: meat

As they said in the Bone Thugs N Harmony song Clog Up Yo Mind

quote:

And Benjamin Franklin please come save me
Hit tha weed, and y'all in, rollin' yo finga but spot ya

# ? Aug 11, 2020 22:17

FutonForensic

the pounding fathers

# ? Aug 11, 2020 22:18

barnold: ...but i didnt finish

when im not groping him sensually, Benjy likes to shred gnar

# ? Aug 11, 2020 22:23

google THIS

FutonForensic posted:

the pounding fathers

# ? Aug 12, 2020 01:34

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Making out with and grinding on all the founding fathers as they sign the declaration of independence like nothing is happening

# ? Aug 12, 2020 01:42

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: meat

The founding fathers confounded at my ability to cream on command. Benjy Franklin leans over and stares directly into my penis, "Huh" he says as he sticks a key into my johnson.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 02:40

frump truck: this is my text

nut posted:

i'm trying to emerge from a hole in the ground with william taft but his fat rear end got winnie the pooh stuck in the hole like the naked mole rats that sacrifice themselves to block the entrances to the colony under attack william taft is protecting me and his hair is ruffled from light making out

# ? Aug 12, 2020 02:44

frump truck: this is my text

i wish i had a ben franklin so i could watch him put lightning onto a kite 1x/month

# ? Aug 12, 2020 02:46

nut

inventing electricity when lightning hits ur wet rear end pussy and ur just trying to fly a key

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4

god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

# ? Aug 12, 2020 03:01

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

its all about the Benjamins unless its not then idk wtf

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Aug 12, 2020 04:57

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The founding fathers confounded at my ability to cream on command. Benjy Franklin leans over and stares directly into my penis, "Huh" he says as he sticks a key into my johnson.

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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

# ? Aug 12, 2020 05:01

Pot Smoke Phoenix: It's not as bad as it looks

Jerry: I wonder what making out with Ben Franklin would be like...

Elaine: I guess it would be weird, because you know- he's DEAD?

George: Jesus Christ, we're in another Pot Smoke Phoenix BYOB thread, aren't we?

Kramer: You know, people think I'm batshit crazy, what the hell are YOU on about?

George: You know, that thing he does- Pot Smoke Phoenix, on that website, SomethingAwful...

Elaine: That DOES sound awful, do you have a fever, George? A dry cough, or have you lost your sense of taste or smell?

George: No, he already did that one...

Elaine: Who?

George: Pot Smoke Phoenix!

Jerry: Who's Pot Smoke Phoenix?

Kramer: I think George has finally lost it, gang...

Jerry: So anyways, I'm kissing on Ben Franklin, and he's into it, you know?

George: This is so stupid.

Elaine: Why Ben Franklin? Why not Aaron Burr, he shot Benedict Arnold in a duel or something, right?

Kramer: Yeah, and then he became President, so he outranks Ben Franklin

George: Ben Franklin was President!

Everyone who has ever been on Seinfeld, every cast member, guest, Best Boy, Gaffer- if someone delivered food to the Seionf3eld show, they all throw their LEFT shoe at George for being so god drat STUPID!!!

George: See! Pot Smoke Phoenix is drinking again, he's being mean!

Everyone: SHUT UP, GEORGE! YOU SUCK!

_{_{Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people}} Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Aug 12, 2020 06:23

barnold: ...but i didnt finish

ben franklin's hair absolutely 100 percent smells like baby powder. but that's okay, that's fine by me, because his triple D titties are all i need

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:02

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

it�s getting hot and heavy, Ben decides he wants to go �downtown� and as he starts to remove his wooden teeth

i grab him by the wig and whisper �no...leave them in�

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:39

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

Pahilla the Hun posted:

it�s getting hot and heavy, Ben decides he wants to go �downtown� and as he starts to remove his wooden teeth

i grab him by the wig and whisper �no...leave them in�

----------------
Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

# ? Aug 13, 2020 00:06

Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

xposting from https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...er=398#lastpost

Prof. Crocodile posted:

has benjamin franklin been sexualized on deviantart? of course he has.

Day 26 Time traveling Benjamin Franklin

FBE Trey x Ricky - Benjamin Franklin Is My Wife