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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks


Jerry: I wonder what making out with Ben Franklin would be like...

Elaine: I guess it would be weird, because you know- he's DEAD?

George: Jesus Christ, we're in another Pot Smoke Phoenix BYOB thread, aren't we?

Kramer: You know, people think I'm batshit crazy, what the hell are YOU on about?

George: You know, that thing he does- Pot Smoke Phoenix, on that website, SomethingAwful...

Elaine: That DOES sound awful, do you have a fever, George? A dry cough, or have you lost your sense of taste or smell?

George: No, he already did that one...

Elaine: Who?

George: Pot Smoke Phoenix!

Jerry: Who's Pot Smoke Phoenix?

Kramer: I think George has finally lost it, gang...

Jerry: So anyways, I'm kissing on Ben Franklin, and he's into it, you know?

George: This is so stupid.

Elaine: Why Ben Franklin? Why not Aaron Burr, he shot Benedict Arnold in a duel or something, right?

Kramer: Yeah, and then he became President, so he outranks Ben Franklin

George: Ben Franklin was President!

Everyone who has ever been on Seinfeld, every cast member, guest, Best Boy, Gaffer- if someone delivered food to the Seionf3eld show, they all throw their LEFT shoe at George for being so god drat STUPID!!!

George: See! Pot Smoke Phoenix is drinking again, he's being mean!

Everyone: SHUT UP, GEORGE! YOU SUCK!



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks




Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

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