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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Big Beef City posted:

We have the biggest bombs, in terms of war, that Japan has ever seen. Very friendly people, the Japanese. You know I met the Emperor? Burrito? Tiny man. Very nice. But we blew 'em up! Many people are asking if we have more bombs and I say sure, sure. We really do, and we have the top people making them every day. Scientists. American workers make the bombs that we sent...Did you know the Japanese were very sneaky? I mean that. Nice people, wonderful people, ok? But sneaky. And I tell people that's why we had to bomb them so badly.

That's a finely marbled cut of standup material right there. Throw it on the grill with a splash of assertive delivery and you're bringing down the house.

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