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frump truck
this is my text


that's it. you can just type whatever you want in here

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



I voted for bullet bear

nut


biting ur bottom lip until it hurts to avoid telling ballet bear how long the journey to mars is going to take, crying when he talks about how he cannot wait for his toes to twinkle amongst the stars

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Luvcow
Probation
Can't post for 8 minutes!

nut posted:

biting ur bottom lip until it hurts to avoid telling ballet bear how long the journey to mars is going to take, crying when he talks about how he cannot wait for his toes to twinkle amongst the stars

frump truck
this is my text


he'll get there

Luvcow
Probation
Can't post for 8 minutes!

beginning to wonder just how much the two months of ballet training really meant to the bear as reports keep coming in about how much the bear has been mauling the essential controls of the spaceship carrying him to mars, like... judy... it's the second day and he's destroyed the navigational systems already and... yeah... ok "i'll keep the hope alive" i say as i update my resume and search indeed for new jobs...

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

Luvcow posted:

beginning to wonder just how much the two months of ballet training really meant to the bear as reports keep coming in about how much the bear has been mauling the essential controls of the spaceship carrying him to mars, like... judy... it's the second day and he's destroyed the navigational systems already and... yeah... ok "i'll keep the hope alive" i say as i update my resume and search indeed for new jobs...




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

ballet bear does a graceful and elegant dance to Stravinsky's the rites of spring and in the final moment leaps high enough to escape the artificial gravity engine. as the bear pushes out further into the inky black of the cosmos, i weep, for i have at last beheld true beauty.




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Ain't no rules says a bear can't be a martian!

nut


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Ain't no rules says a bear can't be a martian!

ballet bear on mars cultivates potatoes using poo poo as fertilizer for the taste

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

Can he tell us if Mars still needs Moms

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

nut posted:

ballet bear on mars cultivates potatoes using poo poo as fertilizer for the taste

Does a bear poo poo on Mars?

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

magic cactus posted:

ballet bear does a graceful and elegant dance to Stravinsky's the rites of spring and in the final moment leaps high enough to escape the artificial gravity engine. as the bear pushes out further into the inky black of the cosmos, i weep, for i have at last beheld true beauty.

*Shine On You Crazy Diamond begins playing, intercut with bear growls*

Musluk



frump truck posted:

that's it. you can just type whatever you want in here

whatever you want



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Can he tell us if Mars still needs Moms

Do you need moms?

Cos there is your answer




sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Baller bear goes hard in the paint

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Boozy bear ghosts at bars

Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out

a ballet bear from billings orders a beer in a bar on mars

Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Does a bear poo poo on Mars?

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Luvcow posted:

beginning to wonder just how much the two months of ballet training really meant to the bear as reports keep coming in about how much the bear has been mauling the essential controls of the spaceship carrying him to mars, like... judy... it's the second day and he's destroyed the navigational systems already and... yeah... ok "i'll keep the hope alive" i say as i update my resume and search indeed for new jobs...

Ballet bear roars as subtitles read "BEAR with me!"

google THIS


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Does a bear poo poo on Mars?

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Beret bear drinks bière de Mars

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Can he tell us if Mars still needs Moms

Olympus Moms



ty manifisto

cda

ballet bear goes to Mars

cda

opera octopus goes to Uranus

nut


ballet bear coming back from jupiter: duhh

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

frump truck
this is my text


good news everyone BASEBALL BEAR made it to Mars last week so he and ballet bear can hang out, talk about the weather, eat snacks

google THIS


nut posted:

ballet bear coming back from jupiter: duhh

i get it

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

cda posted:

opera octopus goes to Uranus

Bears Are From Mars, Octopuses Are From Uranus

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Bullet Bear Spits Bars

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Pallet Bearer Goes to Bars

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


balla bear goes to Mars but that's all part of the hustle fam


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

google THIS


(Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) GET YOUR URSINE TO MARS

frump truck
this is my text


google THIS posted:

(Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) GET YOUR URSINE TO MARS

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
Ursa Major Tom

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
That's one small step for bear, one Grande Jeté for bearkind

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ursa Major Tom


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Valet bear drives cars

frump truck
this is my text


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ursa Major Tom

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more falafel please

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bullet bill glitches mario



sig by prof. crocodile!

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