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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > ballet bear goes to Mars
 
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Luvcow posted:

beginning to wonder just how much the two months of ballet training really meant to the bear as reports keep coming in about how much the bear has been mauling the essential controls of the spaceship carrying him to mars, like... judy... it's the second day and he's destroyed the navigational systems already and... yeah... ok "i'll keep the hope alive" i say as i update my resume and search indeed for new jobs...



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
ballet bear does a graceful and elegant dance to Stravinsky's the rites of spring and in the final moment leaps high enough to escape the artificial gravity engine. as the bear pushes out further into the inky black of the cosmos, i weep, for i have at last beheld true beauty.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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