I am what Willis was talkin bout! Look on my works ye mighty and despair!

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Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

from bayside high in the west to cheers in the east, all that I survey falls under my rule

# ? Aug 12, 2020 21:34

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# ? Sep 29, 2020 00:41

Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

bring forth the ritz crackers and the circles of white cheese so that we may feast on wagon wheels!

thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

# ? Aug 12, 2020 21:35

Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

well well well what have we here? the great alex p keaton brought before me in chains like a common slave? muahahahahahaha!

thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

# ? Aug 12, 2020 21:35

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

“Aaron King: Can I pet you?

ALF: Only above the waist.”

— ALF (voice), ALF, Season 3: Suspicious Minds

Tagged: petting, Sexual Harassment

_{sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.

Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!}

# ? Aug 12, 2020 21:41

Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

blanche from the golden girls chained to my throne in a metal bikini like slave leia

thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

# ? Aug 12, 2020 22:41

Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

I would have music! summon the california raisins so that their sonorous peals may soothe me!

thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

# ? Aug 12, 2020 22:42

nut

wherefore art thou, willis

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4

god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

# ? Aug 12, 2020 22:51

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

if this gets enough emptyquotes I will share my Empty Nest pics too

sigs by cool guys Zurtilik� and Barking Gecko�

# ? Aug 12, 2020 23:41

Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

prepuce repurposed posted:

if this gets enough emptyquotes I will share my Empty Nest pics too

thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

# ? Aug 12, 2020 23:59

Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

# ? Aug 13, 2020 00:10

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

# ? Aug 13, 2020 00:21

Luvcow

prepuce repurposed posted:

if this gets enough emptyquotes I will share my Empty Nest pics too

# ? Aug 13, 2020 04:10

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

one more emptyquote will trigger the motherlode. be careful what u wish 4

# ? Aug 13, 2020 04:23

Finger Prince: "I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)

Murder, She Doth Writ.

# ? Aug 13, 2020 13:42

cda

Prof. Crocodile posted:

blanche from the golden girls chained to my throne in a metal bikini like slave leia

^{sig by vanisher}

# ? Aug 13, 2020 15:27

deep dish peat moss: On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

Steve Urkel, holding a detonator, watching from a floating platform as the city below him bursts apart like confetti poppers: "Yes, I did do that."

# ? Aug 13, 2020 15:52

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# ? Sep 29, 2020 00:41

Prof. Crocodile: This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.

deep dish peat moss posted:

Steve Urkel, holding a detonator, watching from a floating platform as the city below him bursts apart like confetti poppers: "Yes, I did do that."

thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

# ? Aug 13, 2020 16:13

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