Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I once pull a huge log of poo poo out of my Nintendo Entertainment System, it had been secreted by the game Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord. It had happened because my part, which was composed of a man named Fart and a man named rear end, died in the first area because I was high on weed and didn't have my contacts in. The game poo poo itself because it hated me. The game got mad at me. I would never get mad at the game, even if it got mad at me.