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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

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You ever get so insanely pissed off that you forcibly pulled ur non-erect cock through the center hole of a PS2 disc while screaming in agony because the hole was still too small then getting hard and watching ur dick go purple from the blood flow being constricted just because u were so pissed off at Jak n Daxter 2. Did u ever do that

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

You ever get so insanely pissed off that you forcibly pulled ur non-erect cock through the center hole of a PS2 disc while screaming in agony because the hole was still too small then getting hard and watching ur dick go purple from the blood flow being constricted just because u were so pissed off at Jak n Daxter 2. Did u ever do that

OP please respond

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Private Cumshoe posted:

No but I have gotten so insanely pissed off that I forcibly pulled my non-erect cock through the center hole of a PS2 disc while screaming in agony because the hole was still too small then got hard and watched my dick go purple from the blood flow being constricted and then I pissed on Jak n Daxter 2.

wasn't because of the game tho

Crazy that u could still get the piss out

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I was playing Zelda II The Adventure of Link and needless to say when I died to Thunderbird when it only had 1 hp left I destroyed the controller, my console, and the TV with burst fire from an AK47 then flooded my entire house with mustard gas

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I once pull a huge log of poo poo out of my Nintendo Entertainment System, it had been secreted by the game Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord. It had happened because my part, which was composed of a man named Fart and a man named rear end, died in the first area because I was high on weed and didn't have my contacts in. The game poo poo itself because it hated me. The game got mad at me. I would never get mad at the game, even if it got mad at me.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

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a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Miller High Life is poop from a butt, and I'd rather drag my nuts across a field of rusty nails than drink that swill.

I'll drink it

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