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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1293729508474982405

AEW DARK MATCHES NEED TO BE SPOILER TAGGED IN THIS THREAD
They can be openly discussed without spoiler tags in the spoiler thread if you wish

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8/25 Dynamite recap from https://www.f4wonline.com/aew-resul...-matches-317401

quote:

The Young Bucks defeated Evil Uno & Stu Grayson

Excellent opener.

Matt and Nick were attacked by Uno, Grayson, Alex Reynolds, John Silver and Alan Angels on their way to the ring. Uno and Grayson went to work on Nick. Matt hit a swanton off the stage to the floor.

Matt got cut off after a German from Uno. Nick made a comeback and hit his trademark springboard facebuster/moonsault off the apron combination.

Nick was cut off. Uno and Grayson went for The Fatality but Nick avoided and used a sunset flip on Uno for the flash pin. Grayson saved but was just a split second too late.

**********

MJF was shown backstage with his entourage. He began making his way to the ring.

**********

The announcers previewed the rest of the card and introduced a series of vignettes where current tag teams were asked about their favorite tag teams of all time.

Kenny Omega said The Young Bucks were his favorite team and the gods of tag team wrestling. Hangman Page said himself and Omega.

**********

MJF came to the announce desk with his entourage before a commercial break.

**********

MJF cut a promo in the ring from behind his campaign podium. He ripped on Jon Moxley and said we deserve a better champion. He called Moxley an idiot and said he was scared of MJF and wasn't there tonight after MJF's assault last week.

Does MJF not watch the show? They just said two minutes before the break that Moxley would appear tonight.

Moxley's music hit. MJF sent Wardlow to cut Moxley off if he entered through the crowd. Moxley entered through the tunnel instead. He laid out MJF with punches and nailed him with the Paradigm Shift.

Moxley cut a promo. He said that if MJF thought that they were even now, he was mistaken. He promised more punishment at All Out.

**********

Alex Marvez interviewed Matthew Hardy. Matt's new gimmick is that since being hit in the head last week, Matt can no longer control his various personas and he slips in and out of them.

You already know this if you watch BTE. If you don't, maybe they'll get around to explaining this on TV at some point.

They replayed Sammy Guevara busting open Hardy with a chair shot last week.

Hardy said he's alive and he won't die. He said he won't be cleared until the next Dynamite, next Saturday. Hardy said he can't wait to get his hands on Sammy and make him bleed.

Hardy said he's not waiting til next Saturday, he's going to get Sammy tonight. Referee Mike Posey walked by and Hardy attacked him thinking it was Guevara.

**********

The TNT title match is next.

**********

Mike Chioda made his AEW debut as the referee for this match.

TNT Championship match: Cody (w/Dustin Rhodes, Brandi Rhodes, Allie, QT Marshall & Arn Anderson) defeated Scorpio Sky to retain the title

Cody was really heeling it up here, coming out with his huge entourage, having Justin Roberts introduce him as "The Prince of Pro Wrestling," and such.

Good match. Cody gave Sky a lot.

Both took a bump over the top rope to the floor. Cody sold his ribs and Sky sold his back.

Cody established the advantage as they got back inside by hitting a powerslam. Cody worked over Sky with a bow and arrow. Sky came back with a cutter on the stage and kicked out of a Cross Rhodes. Sky hit a flatliner for a near fall.

Cody blocked a springboard cutter and hit a second Cross Rhodes for the pin.

**********

Mr. Brodie Lee appeared on the screen after the match and delivered a strong promo.

Lee challenged Cody to a TNT Championship match on the next Dynamite, Saturday, August 22.

*********

Private Party said that the Hardys were there favorite team ever.

The tag title match is next.

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AEW World Tag Team Championship match: Kenny Omega & Hangman Page defeated Luchasaurus & Jungle Boy (w/Marko Stunt) to retain the titles

Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus are a great act but they are not the caliber of opponent that Page and Omega are often in with. The result was a good match but not at the level of most AEW tag matches.

Stunt tried to get in the ring and attack Omega. Not one of the announcers directly brought up Omega attacking Stunt a few weeks ago and acted as if Stunt was just a loose cannon.

Jungle Boy and Omega began. Jungle Boy got worked over through an ad break. Omega hit Stunt with a snap dragon on the floor. Jungle Boy tried a tope but Omega caught his and hit him with a snap dragon on the floor.

Luchasaurus got a hot tag and hit some kicks. Omega cut him off with a v-trigger. Page tried a Buckshot Lariat but Luchasaurus blocked. Luchasaurus press slammed Stunt out of the ring onto Omega. Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy went to work on Page.

Omega hit a tope con giro on Jungle Boy. Page hit a powerbomb with a stack on Jungle Boy for a two count.

Omega and Page hit the Last Call and Omega covered Jungle Boy for the pin.

Taz was very good in this match in terms of calling moves.

**********

Santana and Ortiz cut a promo in the locker room area. They refused to apologize for trashing Sue's van last week.

Instead, they dragged some suitcases and items from the van into the shower and poured bleach on them.

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The Young Bucks and FTR were in the ring with Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson.

Matt cut a promo and said that Rock 'n' Roll Express were the original Young Bucks and set the standard for The Rockers, The Hardys and The Young Bucks.

Dax cut a similar promo putting over Rock 'n' Roll and Arn and Tully for setting the standard that allowed him to provide for his wife and daughter.

Ricky Morton cut a promo and put over FTR and The Bucks.

Arn cut a promo. He put over The Bucks. He called Rock 'n' Roll the team of the century. He said FTR are the best team on the planet.

Tully cut a great promo. He said championships are what make you great and no one in the ring has any championships so lets just pause patting each other on the back.

Tully said he's had a problem with Arn for a year since he interrupted Shawn Spears's match at All Out and said he doesn't know what the Nightmare Family symbol on Arn's vest is all about.

Arn left. Ricky Morton and Tully got in a shoving match. Spears ran in. Dax faked a knee injury and avoided the brawl.

Finally, it was just FTR and Rock 'n' Roll left in the ring.

FTR attacked and laid out Gibson with Dax's knee brace and Morton with a spike piledriver.

The Bucks ran back in for the save. FTR bailed. Omega ran in. Page sauntered to the ring last.

This was a good angle but it had absolutely no time to breathe or sink in because it was time to throw it to the back.

**********

Alex Marvez was with Chioda backstage. Jericho entered. He said he saved Chioda's job 18 years ago. He said he wants Chioda to call it right down the middle tonight, wink wink.

Chioda promised to call it down the middle. Jericho said when he gives Chioda the signal, he needs to cal lit down the middle and maybe he'll get Chioda a job here in AEW.

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Hikaru Shida defeated Heather Monroe

This was Monroe's AEW debut. They had as good of a match as you would expect when given two minutes.

She managed a few strikes before being cut off with a jumping knee strike. Shida hit a suplex into the buckle.

Monroe reversed a falcon arrow and got a near fall. Shida used a stretch muffler for the submission.

**********

Schiavone interviewed Shida. He said All Out is coming up. Shida said she's still waiting for a challenger and "...bring it on."

**********

Jake Roberts was backstage with Lance Archer. Archer beat up some jobbers in the background while Jake cut a promo.

Archer ripped Jake's shirt off to reveal "everybody dies" painted on Jake's back.

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The Deadly Draw semifinals on Monday, Dark on Tuesday and part one of last year's all out on Wednesday were advertised for the AEW YouTube channel.

FTR vs. Private Party, Omega & The Bucks vs. Reynolds, Silver and Angels (is his name Alan Angels or Five, they can't seem to decide), The Deadly Draw final, Darby Allin in action, Lucha Brothers, Butcher & Blade vs. Jurassic Express & Natural Nightmares and Cody vs. Mr. Brodie Lee for the TNT title were announced for Saturday Night Dynamite on August 22.

Jericho and Cassidy are the main event tonight and they're next.

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$7,000 obligation match: Orange Cassidy defeated Chris Jericho

Cassidy beat Jericho around ringside and nailed him with a dive off the post to the floor with ihs hands in his pockets. Jericho cut Cassidy off with a boot and worked him over.

Jericho hit a back suplex, forearm smash and a springboard dropkick to send Cassidy outside before an ad break. Jericho hit a delayed vertical suplex for a two count.

Cassidy made a comeback. He hit a superkick, a clothesline, a high cross off the top and a pair of dragon screws. Jericho blocked a third dragon screw. He caught Cassidy coming off the ropes and used the Walls of Jericho. Cassidy slid out and used a small package for a two count.

Cassidy used an ankle lock on the same leg he hit dragon screws on. Cassidy countered out of a suplex and hit a stunner. Jericho hit a code breaker for a near fall.

Jericho instructed Chioda to turn around while he used a baseball bat on Cassidy. Chioda took the bat away from Jericho. Cassidy hit a Michinoku driver and an Orange Punch.

Santana and Ortiz ran in, brawling with Best Friends on the stage. Hager ran in and hit a slam on Cassidy while Chioda was distracted by the brawl on the stage. Jericho covered but Cassidy kicked out.

They traded strikes. Jericho hit a low blow. Cassidy ducked a Judas Effect and used a mousetrap cradle on Jericho for the pin. This was not a smoothly executed finish.

News
Orange Cassidy beat Jericho
The Deadly Draw women's tag tournament is still going on Mondays at 7PM Eastern; the Swoles and Diamante & Ivelisse advanced this week, next Monday is the semifinals, and the finals are on Dynamite next week which is on a Saturday

Upcoming Schedule
Next week's show is on a Saturday
FTR vs Private Party
Kenny and the Bucks vs Dark Order (Reynolds, Silver and 5)
Darby Allin vs someone
Deadly Draw finals
Lucha Bros and Butcher and Blade vs Jurassic Express and Natural Nightmares
Cody defends the TNT title against Brodie Lee

Links
Rankings: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/rankings
The Official AEW Podcast! https://link.chtbl.com/AEW
Everything Elite Podcast the second most official and second most leftist podcast for the #1 promotion: https://redcircle.com/shows/everything-elite Everything Elite now has a weekly preview show!
AEW Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF..._bVhAdBsoV9xftA
Being the Elite Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2...qHr9BojcHz9az-w
Twitter https://twitter.com/aewrestling
AEW on TNT Twitter: https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT
Myspace https://www.myspace.com/aewrestling

Your Fourth "For The Win" Champion, Brian Cage


Your First TNT Champion who has never had his belt stolen period:


Your First New Champions in AEW History the Second AEW Tag Team Champions:


Your Third AEW Women's Champion:
https://twitter.com/shidahikaru/sta...512415475412992

And finally, your first All Elite Wrestling Champion to not have his title belt stolen at Longhorn Steakhouse


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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Uno is currently streaming HCTP with NLInc and it's really good so far

https://www.twitch.tv/eviluno

*glitches out of bounds with Eric Bischoff*

"Later boys. I'm off to catering"

Colt Cabana just joined and they're going to play a Jackbox party pack game

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.




Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Uno is currently streaming HCTP with NLInc and it's really good so far

https://www.twitch.tv/eviluno

*glitches out of bounds with Eric Bischoff*

"Later boys. I'm off to catering"

They're about to play Fall Guys with Uno, Colt and Dakota Kai

Colt's never played before

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Aug 16, 2020

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



hooman posted:

"There's no start on this thing, there's a mode button"

this is the best

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



oh wow, Dakota's first Hexagone

at Johnny immediately trying to gently caress up the final platform for everyone else

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



karmicknight posted:

Colt Cabana: I have sharpied X, Circle, Triangle and Square onto my controller.

they're already wearing off

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



COLT MADE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



"$100 donation from Colt Cabana, he says 'I can't get out of this loving discord'"

edit: Now Xavier Woods is setting up to play Uno with Uno, and Brodie Lee just joined to poo poo-talk

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Aug 16, 2020

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



Benne posted:

I'd hate to interrupt the livestreaming thread with AEW news but

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/...833618368438277

Deleted already

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/...834689325166593

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



TV Zombie posted:

Who's duel 3000 and johnblud?

Members of newLegacy, the people doing the charity stream


jesus loving christ

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



Abroham Lincoln posted:

He's got the correct opinion and just threw in $600 for the charity

$840 now. He keeps adding more every time Johnny's close to being done reading donations

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Aug 16, 2020

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.




Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



hunnert car pileup posted:

can we have a Dynamite thread on Wednesday dedicated solely to ripping HHH?

Hopefully MRT's back by then

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



Orange Carlisle posted:

Wait did MRT get probated again?

No, just never logged back on after that one, even after it got (thankfully) reversed. Didn't respond to my message attempt during all that, hasn't posted since so I'm assuming he hasn't logged on since, and I don't have Twitter or anything else I think he might be on so I can't say everything got better/cleared up. With it being nearly a full week now, it's worth noting

I hope MRT's not gone for good. Very valued member of this community, always appreciated their posts and insight

Also on a far more minor note if that ends up being the case, I can't commit to making the weekly threads because I really don't know how available I'll be able to be overnight the next few weeks at least (especially on the nights the show's been rescheduled for)

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



Sounds like Excalibur's back next week

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



enigmahfc posted:

Brodie Lee 100% should win the TNT belt from Cody this Saturday, and win it clean. Dude deserves it, and Cody needs to loving lose already.

completely

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



STAC Goat posted:

I still have a hard time processing that people TRULY changed their opinion on a wrestler because he got a (very) bad tattoo. Like, I just can't process that. And like I had forgotten what a Downsaite is. That feels like 5 years ago.

I didnít think highly of him before, I still donít

And the tattoo still sucks

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



Spiderdrake posted:

Open your heart and accept Cody as your favorite midcarder.

Not while you still have Brodie without the world title

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



1. Hangman
2. PAC
3. Brodie
4. Britt
5. OC and Chuck

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



New thread here

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