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RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Thank you for Forklin!

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


feel good thread of the drat year

nut
Jul 30, 2019


powerful alchemy at play

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

rumor has it if you stick forklin in it, it's done.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Needs something on the top shell for a missile launcher. Another fork?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Big Beef City posted:

rumor has it if you stick forklin in it, it's done.

Forklin walking slowly away from an explosion while putting on shades.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I love Forklin. Thank you.

Master J Plus
Apr 20, 2010

by Hand Knit
Hello, having a crisis. I'm dad.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Forklin is my new friend. I will never betray him.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Come Mr tally man tally all me turtle
Forklin count he is a turtle

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring


forklin coming home early from work one day to surprise his wife tina and finding his best friend torty banging her

:cripes:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
You're setting a bad example for your child by engaging in imagination. A child should be grounded in reality, facts and a healthy fear of the Lord.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


There is no god but Forklin and LAP is his prophet

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Where I live people just burn their plastic waste and Pepsi cans. Just need to get the farh hot enough and yer good, buddy

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

I'd have said to send it to me and I'll take care of it but Forklin is great. A+ ending to lovely plasticware

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Like using a Forklin to eat soup.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

A bowl is just an upside down hat.

You could put a pork pie in your pork pie!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Forks
Only
Real
Kitchen
Lover's
Instruments
Need

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


Luvcow posted:



forklin coming home early from work one day to surprise his wife tina and finding his best friend torty banging her

:cripes:

These are loving wonderful. :haibrow:

kntfkr posted:

You're setting a bad example for your child by engaging in imagination. A child should be grounded in reality, facts and a healthy fear of the Lord.

I already painted their room gray, what else can I do???

Sid Vicious posted:

There is no god but Forklin and LAP is his prophet

I lay my sacrifice before you Forklin, two sacks of grain, a freshly slain goat, and an eight pack of Safeway Everyday white plastic knives.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Forklin deserves his own photoshop thread

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
You can microwave them until they catch on fire op. That might be a fun way to use them.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
actually if u microwave plastic utensils and dishes they shrink in size so that your pet hamster can use them.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

actually if u microwave plastic utensils and dishes they shrink in size so that your pet hamster can use them.

Oh god, now I have to get a hamster!!?? He won't fit in the danish cookie tin!!

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


someone put the LAP sunglasses on forklin

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Literally A Person posted:



I already painted their room gray, what else can I do???


Discipline and persistence. My wife and I set clear boundaries to let our two-year-old know that it's wrong when he explores his world. Also cornflakes. A bland tasting cereal encourages abstinence, chastity and a flavorless mush I call rootmarm.

SA Forums Poster
Oct 13, 2018

You have to PAY to post on that forum?!?
Many people don't know, but plastic is biodegradable, just dig a hole in your backyard and bury them. This also works with used motor oil, it makes a great fertilizer for your lawn!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

O

M

G

!

This is art.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:hmmyes:

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited



I would watch an entire animated series of forklin, maybe even unironically

He needs a cool sidekick though

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
forklin FUCKS

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



do not besmirch Forklin

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

I know no one wants to give Toesnax money, so a mod really needs to set this as LAP's avatar.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Thanks everyone, I think Forklin is great and can't wait to follow his adventures here.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

:love:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

RepeatingMeme posted:

I would watch an entire animated series of forklin, maybe even unironically

He needs a cool sidekick though

Forklin's sidekick is a Red Dixie cup (or re-used fast food cup) turned upside down to become a Fez, named "Cap" instead of cup.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



forklin seems more like the gently caress type but thats simply my humble opinion

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

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Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


Forklin for president

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