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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Laterite posted:

I saw an interview with Knoxville on YouTube a year or so ago and dude is totally out of his mind now. Steve-O might actually be the most lucid of the bunch at this point.

Anyone know what Party Boy's up to lately?

Lol how so? I have to know which way his brain broke

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Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Milo and POTUS posted:

Lol how so? I have to know which way his brain broke

a series of concussions I'm sure, a good deal of that poo poo probably wasn't good for the guy's head

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

My favorite Jackass skit is the one where they honk air horns on a golf course

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Zeether posted:

My favorite Jackass skit is the one where they honk air horns on a golf course

Those people get so pissed

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Jason Sextro posted:

a series of concussions I'm sure, a good deal of that poo poo probably wasn't good for the guy's head

Knoxville's brain probably has more CTE than a football player, at this point. Dude's gonna end up a clocktower sniper in a few years.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

knoxville hurt himself so badly on action point or park or whatever that he sneezed and his eyeball popped out

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

food court bailiff posted:

knoxville hurt himself so badly on action point or park or whatever that he sneezed and his eyeball popped out
holy loving poo poo

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
Your talking about the guy that broke his dick and had to use a catheter for two years and laughed it off.

quote:

when i broke my penis i had to catheter twice a day with an 18 inch plastic tube about the width of a #2 pencil. I had to shove it down the head of my pee pee all the way into my bladder. Now my jim-dawg looks like a sock that has lost its elasticity. Hugs and kisses, Knoxville

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
...so it looks bigger?

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

which of the 96 quite bitter beings is knoxville?

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


lol

one of my favorite bars always puts jackass on the big tv for me/us thanks bar owner

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

BigBadSteve posted:

I wonder if Steve Assholi-O is paying the firefighters rescuing him for wasting their time.

Do you have a "thin red line" "red lives matter" stickers on your car or are you just horny for firefighters?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Jackass basically dropkicked me through puberty. A shitload of barely-censored male nudity being beamed into a 13-14 year old girl's eyeballs? Hell loving yes. Oh, and the show was funny too.

I should probably watch the movies now that I'm allowed to. RIP Uncle Vito & Ryan Dunn.

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Bam Margera's dad has always been my favorite Jackass pokemon

I was all about Chris Pontius.

food court bailiff posted:

steve o is good and wild boys was a good show

Yeah, it was nice. Manny Puig owned.

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

which of the 96 quite bitter beings is knoxville?

All of them. The real question is, who were the tourists that he deleted at the bottom of the lake?

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


i live a town over from wcu, the birthplace of jackass, and i've met bam a few times. dude is disgusting, he doesn't shower.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

remember when they shot a rocket powered dildo up bam's rear end

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Internetjack posted:

Dang, I thought he died a few years ago. Was that Dunn that died?

He died the way he lived -- with a car up his rear end.

Zeether posted:

My favorite Jackass skit is the one where they honk air horns on a golf course

Mine was when they started tossing things at each other using the business end of a running jet engine.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Wild T posted:

Mine was when they started tossing things at each other using the business end of a running jet engine.
It wasn't cranked to full, fun fact

Also the duck hunting one was funny

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Aishlinn posted:

i live a town over from wcu, the birthplace of jackass, and i've met bam a few times. dude is disgusting, he doesn't shower.

I don't remember Jackass-era Bam looking particularly grimy, but present-day Bam looks like there's just this layer of...schmutz, for lack of a better term, on him. He looks like a crust punk, where they don't necessarily look/smell like they've been rolling around in dirt, but they've clearly just been accumulating dust & sweat for ungodly amounts of time. Ugh.

Wild T posted:

He died the way he lived -- with a car up his rear end.

Too soon, but also, :lol:

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Steve-O and Knoxville have the highest pain tolerance I swear to god

Knoxville took a riot control shot like nothing and Bam and Ryan (RIP) just loving crumpled on the floor in pain

Wanted By Weed
Aug 14, 2005

Toilet Rascal

Dudes who sustain themselves on copious amounts of drugs and alcohol are not known for taking good care of their hygiene.

On that note, Steve-O claims he's been sober like a decade now. That's pretty cool.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Zeether posted:

It wasn't cranked to full, fun fact

Also the duck hunting one was funny

Beehive Limo was also great. Honestly the pranks tend to be funnier to me than the stunts, especially with how good-natured they always are about them. The footage at the premiere where they tricked Knoxville into rubbing horse semen on his face for weeks is great because Knoxville is laughing harder than the guys that did the prank.

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May 27, 2004



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Wanted By Weed posted:

Dudes who sustain themselves on copious amounts of drugs and alcohol are not known for taking good care of their hygiene.

On that note, Steve-O claims he's been sober like a decade now. That's pretty cool.

Changed his whole life and he looks amazing. Bam on the other hand...

Wurzag
Jun 3, 2007

Bad Moons, Bad Moons, wot ya gonna do?


Jose Oquendo posted:

Jackass 3D is absolutely the best 3D film of all time.

Zeether posted:

Also the duck hunting one was funny

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

YeahTubaMike posted:

Jackass basically dropkicked me through puberty. A shitload of barely-censored male nudity being beamed into a 13-14 year old girl's eyeballs? Hell loving yes. Oh, and the show was funny too.

I should probably watch the movies now that I'm allowed to. RIP Uncle Vito & Ryan Dunn.



uncle vito got nabbed for touching kids

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Aishlinn posted:

i live a town over from wcu, the birthplace of jackass, and i've met bam a few times. dude is disgusting, he doesn't shower.

one of my favorite things from a behind the scenes interview was dunn, bams best friend, saying bam was just the rich kid you hung out with because he had all the cool toys lmao

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Robo Reagan posted:

uncle vito got nabbed for touching kids

Ummmmmmmmm wow, okay, good to know. :stare:

BIH Uncle Vito.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Robo Reagan posted:

one of my favorite things from a behind the scenes interview was dunn, bams best friend, saying bam was just the rich kid you hung out with because he had all the cool toys lmao

drat, that's one hell of a burn, especially considering the adult Bam has become is a rich man nobody wants to hang out with because of his uncool abusive alcoholism

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I had the pleasure of witnessing Steve O showing up unannounced at a comedy club completely shitfaced with a couple of pornstar looking women and start loudly heckling Jeffery Ross. Ross decided the best thing to do was to invite Steve O on stage and let him ramble utter nonsense into the mic for a few minutes and then Ross roasted the poo poo out of him and his dates before getting thrown out. It was bizarre and pathetic. Then like a week later I read that he had checked into rehab. I think what I saw was the man hitting rock bottom. That was like 12 years ago. Good for him if he’s really been sober ever since.

Ralph Hurley fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Aug 20, 2020

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Ralph Hurley posted:

I had the pleasure of witnessing Steve O showing up unannounced at a comedy club completely shitfaced with a couple of pornstar looking women and start loudly heckling Jeffery Ross. Ross decided the best thing to do was to invite Steve O on stage and let him ramble utter nonsense into the mic for a few minutes and then Ross roasted the poo poo out of him and his dates before getting thrown out. It was bizarre and pathetic. Then like a week later I read that he had checked into rehab. I think what I saw was the man hitting rock bottom. That was like 12 years ago. Good for him if he’s really been sober ever since.

According to him the absolute rock bottom was that he called up knoxville and some of the other guys during the middle of a drug fueled manic episode and told them to come over to see this "stunt" he was going to do where he drove his motorcycle through a big window on the second floor of his house or something, so they all told him they were coming over and then staged an intervention on the spot. But yeah, he's been sober for quite a while now and seems to have done some genuinely interesting poo poo since then. I heard him give an interview a few years ago about a one man show kinda thing. Good on him.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I am still sad that they decided to end WildBoyz after Steve Irwin died

but at least we will always have the memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QbEfh0_5sQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZtc8uvbdA

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

r u ready to WALK posted:

I am still sad that they decided to end WildBoyz after Steve Irwin died

but at least we will always have the memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QbEfh0_5sQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZtc8uvbdA

lol that when knoxville pops up they put:

Johnny Knoxville
hollywood movie star

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
The little people bar brawl followed by the little cops and paramedics is so loving good

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



My wife and I went to see Jackass 2 on our first date and we both laughed our asses off the whole time and had a blast and that’s probably why we’re married. It’s funny because when I asked her out I really didn’t know her at all and I first suggested we go see Employee of the Month because duh it’s a rom com date movie. She said nah let’s see Jackass 2 and then it was like oh poo poo this date just got so much better.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
At the Roast of Charlie Sheen when Amy Shumer joked "the wrong member of Jackass died" at Steve-o like a week after Dunn's crash, and then the camera cut to his face, oww.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
I spent a year stationed on Diego Garcia, a small island in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Less than a year before I arrived, Wee Man came out with a USO-type tour and was evidently not welcome to come back to the island.

I still wonder what he did to get blacklisted, it had to be good.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

davidspackage posted:

At the Roast of Charlie Sheen when Amy Shumer joked "the wrong member of Jackass died" at Steve-o like a week after Dunn's crash, and then the camera cut to his face, oww.

That's hurtful I love The Jackasses

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wild T posted:

I spent a year stationed on Diego Garcia, a small island in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Less than a year before I arrived, Wee Man came out with a USO-type tour and was evidently not welcome to come back to the island.

I still wonder what he did to get blacklisted, it had to be good.

FOIA

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

davidspackage posted:

At the Roast of Charlie Sheen when Amy Shumer joked "the wrong member of Jackass died" at Steve-o like a week after Dunn's crash, and then the camera cut to his face, oww.

That's really hosed up, even for a roast.

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

YeahTubaMike posted:

That's really hosed up, even for a roast.

Yeah it's pretty bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOkr983KdDM

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Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Amy Schumer loving sucks rear end anyways.

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