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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Sitting Here posted:

...used to bring about world peace. With everyone in an idyllic state of post-scarcity, I turned my attention to inventing a fart...

...that had a heady, spicy fragrance that immediately sexually aroused anyone nearby. It worked great, but unfortunately...

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Lawson posted:

... spinster. Or is she? She still parades around that opal ring from the time ...

...and it's so loving sexy I just want to...

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Mozi posted:

the Sandwich Wars had begun! There was no time to lose - he had to arm himself! Leaping :phoneline:

...into the air with the power of mutton chop sandwiches, he surveyed the city below and...

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Star Me Kitten posted:

dinner which consisted of an expired can of beans and an old butterscotch pudding cup. Suddenly his thoughts harkened back to the lonely old man he met on the street in Seattle who told him _______________________

...that Bowser is actually three goombas in a costume and he needs to...

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