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Drunk Nerds posted:I stopped mid-sentence. I hadn't heard the bell I make my husband wear in the entire time it took me to type that. I stood up and crossed to the study, where I found him sprawled out on the floor ________ completely naked and covered in pudding. I told him to _______________
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Spinz posted:never post that loving thing again and_________ mangle my pussy with his love baton. He told me ___________
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Spinz posted:that no one else ever made him feel so good and asked me to____________ put my pinkie in his rear end like I always used to. Unfortunately ______________
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RandomFerret posted:Reflecting on his past behavior, feeling remorse, he swore that he would buy me that opal ring I always wanted. It was my favourite gemstone, because that was the name of my beloved grandmother, who taught me that an opal in the rear end is worth two in the bush. In retrospect _________
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RandomFerret posted:...knocked my husband out cold, and he cut his forehead on the coffee table. Ever since then I make him wear a bell around the house so I don't accidentally rip rear end when he's in the room. Fortunately, he has a bell fetish, and our sex has never been better. Next week we’re going to ___________
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Aug 14, 2020 14:43
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BigBadSteve posted:comes out of my rear end after I eat curry. One person who wants to guzzle my green jello is The jello monster. He lives in 
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Strumpie posted:Penis Island, where they won't shut up about stroking their pussies and cocker spaniels. i swear if i have to hear about one more Shitzu she took on her husband's chest, I'm going to
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Aug 14, 2020 17:41
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ultrafilter posted:men were men, women were men, and sheep were always terrified. My favorite pastime in those days was to gently caress sheep. Now that I think about it
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Aug 14, 2020 19:29
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Strumpie posted:realising he was not some sort of sandwich super hero, began falling toward the ground. Desperately looking below him he could see that there was a team of clown firemen frantically trying to position themselves beneath him. Unfortunately they
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Strumpie posted:the clown burst through his chest, Alien style! "you thought i'd honked my last but now i'll honk your rear end! Honk H
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