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frump truck
this is my text


seeking angel investors for series A funding

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Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


hello yes i am a v wealthy investor and would like to know if this corn dog offers a second screen experience b/c that is the sort of thing that people like me are concerned about


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you pseudorandom for making my summer sig dreams come true!

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Name it Dogglr and watch the $$$ roll in



ty manifisto

Luvcow



Prof. Crocodile posted:

hello yes i am a v wealthy investor and would like to know if this corn dog offers a second screen experience b/c that is the sort of thing that people like me are concerned about

*begins talking loudly over the other shark* i'm willing to offer you $2 million for 75% of your company but you have to accept the offer in the next 30 seconds or i'm out

frump truck
this is my text


Prof. Crocodile posted:

hello yes i am a v wealthy investor and would like to know if this corn dog offers a second screen experience b/c that is the sort of thing that people like me are concerned about

This corn dog can be enjoyed on up to 3 screens for a home user, or up to 20 on a business license

nut


can i equipit to my neopet please i must know and quickly time is money and i have money and you want money but we both want time the invaluable desire to turn back the clock, returning to a simpler time when i had more hours in the day to play neopets


god bless the cda

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


Suddenly my ACD - Actual Corn Dog seems past its sell by date. Also, given how long it's been sitting in the 7-11 corn dog heater, probably actually past its sell by date.

frump truck
this is my text


nut posted:

can i equipit to my neopet please i must know and quickly time is money and i have money and you want money but we both want time the invaluable desire to turn back the clock, returning to a simpler time when i had more hours in the day to play neopets

let's say... 30 upfront, 10 recurring on a provisional basis

frump truck
this is my text


we really went all out on this corndog. the boys down in graphics had a field day with this one.

vanisher




Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

nut




god bless the cda

alnilam

Postin in the springtime




CyclesDog

frump truck
this is my text


99.8% uptime, and 2 years of guaranteed updates and Tier 2 dedicated support. Don't know if you're going to get that level of commitment out of any other corndog on the market.

frump truck
this is my text


alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Thinking deeply about raycasting calculations wrt corn dog geometry to see if this project will turn a profit



ty manifisto

vanisher


Me, hackimg the mainframe to weird science up a cyber hot dog and cranking up the batter size to max

Luvcow




lol

vanisher posted:

Me, hackimg the mainframe to weird science up a cyber hot dog and cranking up the batter size to max

frump truck
this is my text


now, let me head this one right off at the pass: we are in no way affiliated with Virtual Porn Dog.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

vanisher posted:

Me, hackimg the mainframe to weird science up a cyber hot dog and cranking up the batter size to max




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

more falafel please

forums poster


the normal maps on this corn dog are beyond belief. you'd think they modeled every cranny, and, dare i say it, nook of this thing's crispy exterior. but folks, physics based rendering is what really sets it apart. a nice PBR goes great with a corn dog, is what i say



sig by prof. crocodile!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

When are you coming out with the Korean corndog with cheese update?

google THIS



I don't know if I can get excited about this until the wireframe is glowy green and it's rotating and there's a wireframe plane beneath it stretching out to the horizon

frump truck
this is my text


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

When are you coming out with the Korean corndog with cheese update?

I will open a Jira feature request ticket for this and assign it to the appropriate Kanban swimlanes

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


ive been hearing a lot about updog recently. does this have updog? i will pay $1M for a 10% stake in updog.

please help me i made my money in video rental stores in the 1980's and have no idea how the modern economy works


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you pseudorandom for making my summer sig dreams come true!

vanisher


It's done. The ultimate corndog experience



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



vanisher posted:

It's done. The ultimate corndog experience





ty manifisto

nut


vanisher posted:

It's done. The ultimate corndog experience



god bless the cda

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


vanisher posted:

It's done. The ultimate corndog experience



thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you pseudorandom for making my summer sig dreams come true!

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
Cyberpunk Band Name ITT

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Will there be a patch for countries that call corn dogs other things such as "Pluto pups" or "American dogs"?

google THIS


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Will there be a patch for countries that call corn dogs other things such as "Pluto pups" or "American dogs"?

i18n is not in scope for the VCD alpha release because our dev resources are fully allocated to the d11s (deliciousness) feature

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

What kind of sides will be available?

frump truck
this is my text


vanisher posted:

It's done. The ultimate corndog experience



frump truck
this is my text


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

What kind of sides will be available?

this is mostly not in our roadmap at this time, although a perfect sinusoidal squirt of mustard is being considered after we get out of alpha

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

*starts pressing the mustard button but my connection is slow and lagging so I just keep pressing it because nothing is happening then a few seconds later but feels like way longer a giant ocean of mustard shows up all at once completely drowning my virtual corn dog*

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

-=(SHARK TANK)=-

Mark Cuban: So let me get this straight. It's a corn dog? And it's virtual?

Daymond John: Yeah, that's what he said, Mark. See, that's your problem: you never listen!

Mark Cuban: I heard corn dog. I love me some corn dog.

Daymond John: Yeah, me too. Sorry I yelled at you. Corn dogs make me emotional.

Lori Greiner: I like corn dogs too but you two should get a room!

Barbara Corcoran: Geeze, if WE acted like them, we'd get all kinds of heck about it!

Robert Herjavec: Alright, come on- let's get serious. We got frump truck here with an idea for a product, let's see what they have to say.

frump truck: It's a virtual corn dog.

Robert: What's your valuation at?

frump truck: Um... what? It's a virtual corn dog. You uh... eat it? Virtually?

Lori: No, what Robert's asking is what do you think your company is worth right now, factoring in your current inventory and your quarterly sales for the...

frump truck: I just wanna know if I could get some coin to make this happen.

Daymon: I own a bunch of fitness gear and

Mark: Daymond, he doesn't care.

Lori: Let frump truck speak!

Daymond: Excuse me?

Barbara: Will you two knock it off! I wanna hear about virtual corn dogs.

Mark: i bet you do!

Lori: See! I loving KNEW it! Anyone else here can say they LOVE the corn dog and get away with it but if Barb or I say something, we get slut shamed!

frump truck so, are you in or what? Virtual corn dogs. It's good!

Robert: You know what, I'm in.

Daymond: For how much? We never even set terms?

Mark Cuban: I'm in, too.

frump truck: Um....

Lori: frump truck, we're all in. We're going to give you 2 million dollars to make this happen, even if it DOES mean Mark Cuban is a slut for wanting virtual corn dogs so god drat bad!

Barbara: Lol, you tell that fucker!

Robert: frump truck, I'm looking forward to working with you!



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Manifisto




vanisher posted:

It's done. The ultimate corndog experience





amazing sigs courtesy of cda, vanisher, and luvcow

Luvcow



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

-=(SHARK TANK)=-

Mark Cuban: So let me get this straight. It's a corn dog? And it's virtual?

Daymond John: Yeah, that's what he said, Mark. See, that's your problem: you never listen!

Mark Cuban: I heard corn dog. I love me some corn dog.

Daymond John: Yeah, me too. Sorry I yelled at you. Corn dogs make me emotional.

Lori Greiner: I like corn dogs too but you two should get a room!

Barbara Corcoran: Geeze, if WE acted like them, we'd get all kinds of heck about it!

Robert Herjavec: Alright, come on- let's get serious. We got frump truck here with an idea for a product, let's see what they have to say.

frump truck: It's a virtual corn dog.

Robert: What's your valuation at?

frump truck: Um... what? It's a virtual corn dog. You uh... eat it? Virtually?

Lori: No, what Robert's asking is what do you think your company is worth right now, factoring in your current inventory and your quarterly sales for the...

frump truck: I just wanna know if I could get some coin to make this happen.

Daymon: I own a bunch of fitness gear and

Mark: Daymond, he doesn't care.

Lori: Let frump truck speak!

Daymond: Excuse me?

Barbara: Will you two knock it off! I wanna hear about virtual corn dogs.

Mark: i bet you do!

Lori: See! I loving KNEW it! Anyone else here can say they LOVE the corn dog and get away with it but if Barb or I say something, we get slut shamed!

frump truck so, are you in or what? Virtual corn dogs. It's good!

Robert: You know what, I'm in.

Daymond: For how much? We never even set terms?

Mark Cuban: I'm in, too.

frump truck: Um....

Lori: frump truck, we're all in. We're going to give you 2 million dollars to make this happen, even if it DOES mean Mark Cuban is a slut for wanting virtual corn dogs so god drat bad!

Barbara: Lol, you tell that fucker!

Robert: frump truck, I'm looking forward to working with you!


vanisher posted:

It's done. The ultimate corndog experience


Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

-=(SHARK TANK)=-

Mark Cuban: So let me get this straight. It's a corn dog? And it's virtual?

Daymond John: Yeah, that's what he said, Mark. See, that's your problem: you never listen!

Mark Cuban: I heard corn dog. I love me some corn dog.

Daymond John: Yeah, me too. Sorry I yelled at you. Corn dogs make me emotional.

Lori Greiner: I like corn dogs too but you two should get a room!

Barbara Corcoran: Geeze, if WE acted like them, we'd get all kinds of heck about it!

Robert Herjavec: Alright, come on- let's get serious. We got frump truck here with an idea for a product, let's see what they have to say.

frump truck: It's a virtual corn dog.

Robert: What's your valuation at?

frump truck: Um... what? It's a virtual corn dog. You uh... eat it? Virtually?

Lori: No, what Robert's asking is what do you think your company is worth right now, factoring in your current inventory and your quarterly sales for the...

frump truck: I just wanna know if I could get some coin to make this happen.

Daymon: I own a bunch of fitness gear and

Mark: Daymond, he doesn't care.

Lori: Let frump truck speak!

Daymond: Excuse me?

Barbara: Will you two knock it off! I wanna hear about virtual corn dogs.

Mark: i bet you do!

Lori: See! I loving KNEW it! Anyone else here can say they LOVE the corn dog and get away with it but if Barb or I say something, we get slut shamed!

frump truck so, are you in or what? Virtual corn dogs. It's good!

Robert: You know what, I'm in.

Daymond: For how much? We never even set terms?

Mark Cuban: I'm in, too.

frump truck: Um....

Lori: frump truck, we're all in. We're going to give you 2 million dollars to make this happen, even if it DOES mean Mark Cuban is a slut for wanting virtual corn dogs so god drat bad!

Barbara: Lol, you tell that fucker!

Robert: frump truck, I'm looking forward to working with you!

another (virtual) byob success story!


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you pseudorandom for making my summer sig dreams come true!

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Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

going mad with virtual hunger, copying and pasting the same image of my virtual corn dog over and over

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