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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
-=(SHARK TANK)=-

Mark Cuban: So let me get this straight. It's a corn dog? And it's virtual?

Daymond John: Yeah, that's what he said, Mark. See, that's your problem: you never listen!

Mark Cuban: I heard corn dog. I love me some corn dog.

Daymond John: Yeah, me too. Sorry I yelled at you. Corn dogs make me emotional.

Lori Greiner: I like corn dogs too but you two should get a room!

Barbara Corcoran: Geeze, if WE acted like them, we'd get all kinds of heck about it!

Robert Herjavec: Alright, come on- let's get serious. We got frump truck here with an idea for a product, let's see what they have to say.

frump truck: It's a virtual corn dog.

Robert: What's your valuation at?

frump truck: Um... what? It's a virtual corn dog. You uh... eat it? Virtually?

Lori: No, what Robert's asking is what do you think your company is worth right now, factoring in your current inventory and your quarterly sales for the...

frump truck: I just wanna know if I could get some coin to make this happen.

Daymon: I own a bunch of fitness gear and

Mark: Daymond, he doesn't care.

Lori: Let frump truck speak!

Daymond: Excuse me?

Barbara: Will you two knock it off! I wanna hear about virtual corn dogs.

Mark: i bet you do!

Lori: See! I loving KNEW it! Anyone else here can say they LOVE the corn dog and get away with it but if Barb or I say something, we get slut shamed!

frump truck so, are you in or what? Virtual corn dogs. It's good!

Robert: You know what, I'm in.

Daymond: For how much? We never even set terms?

Mark Cuban: I'm in, too.

frump truck: Um....

Lori: frump truck, we're all in. We're going to give you 2 million dollars to make this happen, even if it DOES mean Mark Cuban is a slut for wanting virtual corn dogs so god drat bad!

Barbara: Lol, you tell that fucker!

Robert: frump truck, I'm looking forward to working with you!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Twenty Four posted:

Lady computer voice in my space ship:

Engines, online.

Sensors, online.

Weapons Systems, online.

Corn Dog, online.

All systems go.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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