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MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005




What the gently caress am I supposed to do with this thing? She paid $100 CDN to some dirty trailer hippie for it. It now has a place of honour in my living room.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I'm gonna gently caress it

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!

Dress it up for every holiday.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

turn it into a bong lol

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!

Then gently caress it.

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005


MackAddie posted:

Dress it up for every holiday.

She has expressed a desire to do this already. She tried to put a safety vest on it since there are no holidays currently happening

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

your wife has excellent taste, which makes it a mystery why she is your wife.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



put sunglasses on it and please repost picture

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm



College Slice

did someone say gently caress it??

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006





When life gives you a stuffed otter

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

GolfHole posted:

put sunglasses on it and please repost picture

OP give the otter tiny shades and also maybe a face mask so he doesn't die from covid

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006





but you wanted a motorcycle.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



Get your spanish language warning signs ready now.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.





Seriously she has dementia

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.

I think itís upper set of teeth are actually one of those flat LEGO pieces with a teeth sticker on it

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!






Ultra Carp

GolfHole posted:

put sunglasses on it and please repost picture

yeah op, do this right

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Grimey Drawer

I think you shouldn't look a gift otter in the teeth.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



if you don't want it I will gladly buy that from your wife for 150 CAD

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



Sid Vicious posted:

if you don't want it I will gladly buy that from your wife for 150 CAD

Go to bed you are high

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

youre dirt people now op. best get to diggin a mud hole in the back yard and putting up wood panel wallpaper in the tv room

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



It literally has Schnauzer teeth

That were inserted upsidedown

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005




I only have regular glasses and imgur keeps flipping the image

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Spinz posted:

Go to bed you are high

i love mustelids I mustelid have it

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

it looks like the incisors are hanging from the roof of the mouth like 10 degrees off
second-rate taxidermy. scrate taxidermy

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!






Ultra Carp

Sid Vicious posted:

I mustelid have it

!

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005


gary oldmans diary posted:

it looks like the incisors are hanging from the roof of the mouth like 10 degrees off
second-rate taxidermy. scrate taxidermy

This thing is 3rd rate at best. There are hallow spots all over it's body that just cave in.

Maybe those are the spots I'm supposed to gently caress?

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



What did you expect? She clearly has questionable impulse control regarding the sort of things she brings home with her.



...OP.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I hope your wife is happy pissing you off like that. I hope she's happy

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



Toilet Rascal

Are you married to Pick?

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I hope your wife is happy pissing you off like that. I hope she's happy

She says she's very happy with herself and her purchase

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



MettleRamiel posted:



I only have regular glasses and imgur keeps flipping the image

lookin good!

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds


Thought this was gonna be a sex thing
It still can be if you give it a chance

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

Have the fleas started biting yet?

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

Are you certain there isn't a map to buried treasure hidden deep inside the otter? How deep have you looked? We have to be certain OP.

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005


The dog hates it too. She has been growling at it since it got here. Maybe it's haunted?

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005


GIRL BRAINS posted:

Thought this was gonna be a sex thing
It still can be if you give it a chance

What are you saying? Are you suggesting that I should gently caress it?

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005


Maybe I should gently caress it

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Give it a proper burial.

In your wife's vagina.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

$100 loonies!? What is that....like...300 usd

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Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Take it to landmarks in your local area and take pics of it. Make it an Instagram account and make it a bonifide Instagram influencer making money from sponsored posts..
..
....
......

Then gently caress it

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